2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

[Gemmill 50042]

 

Outcome of 4,000 simulations of the remaining games. Some interesting stuff in the graphics - we have, on average, the easiest run-in of anyone in the division.

 

But we've got a less than 2% chance of finishing top 4.

 

There's a James Lawrence Alcott video on YouTube that zeroes in on some of the outlier sims (Villa winning the league on GD over Liverpool, Man City and Liverpool both finishing outside of the top 4, Sheff United finishing 14th etc).

 

[Holden McGroin 7652]

I’d take 7th.

[toonotl 3438]

7th would be a wonderful result for the season. Even 8th is not too bad all things considered.

 

Does 7th get us Europa League? Or would that get us the tin-pot Europa Conference league or whatever it's called? (Assuming that a team above us wins the FA Cup and we don't pull off a miracle.)

[Gemmill 50042]

  On 18/02/2024 at 07:17, LongTimeAdmirer said:

40,000 simulations farken....

 

 

 

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4,000 dear. Maybe 40,000 in Australian money.

[sammynb 3926]

  On 18/02/2024 at 07:27, toonotl said:

7th would be a wonderful result for the season. Even 8th is not too bad all things considered.

 

Does 7th get us Europa League? Or would that get us the tin-pot Europa Conference league or whatever it's called? (Assuming that a team above us wins the FA Cup and we don't pull off a miracle.)

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FA Cup gets us Europa and that's what we should be aiming for, a fucking CUP.

[PaddockLad 19034]

Matt Ritchie was released from the players hotel yesterday morning to pick this man up from the airport . We ran into them at the Riverside Brewing Co just by the swing bridge. 
 

 

This is his colleague in the AFCB back room team. His name cropped up last week when the Ashman story was doing the rounds 

 

So the lad who did most of the organising for this trip has a missus who works with Simon Francis missus. Mrs F has let it slip that both Francis and Hughes are working their notice and that Simon’s next job is “a long way north”…. 
 

So if this happens I think it will mean Eddie Howe has broken Dan Ashworth over the altar of the early career of Lewis Hall and possibly to a lesser extent Livramentimo.  The “AFC Bournemouthisation” of NUFC will be complete. Tbh am not sure if the owners would allow this. In most cases the DoF recruits the coach but Eddie Howe was PiF’s first employee and clearly has a huge amount of clout with the owners. I think Ashman (rightly) is pissed off with this when Howe is clearly fucking Lewis Hall around.  when Man Utd made eyes at him he didn’t think twice…which is ironic as I think he’s possibly going into

a worse situation at Man Utd… “respected”  coach  in place but with added reporting to non football drug cheat boss Brailsford so I think things may be really bad behind the scenes at NUFCif he’s willing to move to that set up.
 

The recruitment process for Ashman was done in a very corporate manner; the brief was given to an agency who identified candidates and it went from there . If they suddenly throw all that out window and let Howe bring his own team team I’d be very surprised tbh…but there are a lot of coincidences flying around at the moment

 

[Gemmill 50042]

Are Ashman and Ashworth the same person in this theory, granddad?

[Gemmill 50042]

My take: I don't think there's any way we're recruiting anyone without the Board, including Al Rummaz giving them a very thorough once-over, and running a proper recruitment process.

 

These lads are probably going to Sunderland.

[PaddockLad 19034]

  On 18/02/2024 at 14:49, Gemmill said:

Are Ashman and Ashworth the same person in this theory, granddad?

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Yeah that’s the cunt  

 

Have YOU spent the last TWO nights wandering round the Bigg Market?? 🫵

Edited February 18, 2024 by PaddockLad

[Gemmill 50042]

 

£10m and he doesn't start til after the summer window, and you've got yourself a deal.

 

Off you fuck, Daniel.

 

[Isegrim 10378]

My biggest grief is that it is Man United and that we are still just a stepping stone for fuckwits like Ashworth

[PaddockLad 19034]

  On 18/02/2024 at 20:38, Gemmill said:

 

£10m and he doesn't start til after the summer window, and you've got yourself a deal.

 

Off you fuck, Daniel.

 

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10 mill? “Au contraire mon ami” as some quite often strangely correct fat cockney bastard journo might put it…

 

 

[Gemmill 50042]

  On 18/02/2024 at 20:57, PaddockLad said:

10 mill? “Au contraire mon ami” as some quite often strangely correct fat cockney bastard journo might put it…

 

 

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Sold!

[Gemmill 50042]

 

 

 

[Tom 14086]

YES!  

 

 

[wykikitoon 22924]

The cunt should be made to pick litter on Longsands in budgie smugglers every day

[Kid Dynamite 7645]

Contracts work both ways Danny boy

 

Thats pissed right on the Mancs chips

 

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/dan-ashworth-newcastle-dof.478683/page-14

[sammynb 3926]

Ashworth is just another tiny testicle man in the world of football. He can have a challenge and be part of something truly unique but no it's all too tough.

So at first opportunity to fuck off to somewhere that is gifted every opportunity, what little chonies he has, shrivel up and he makes for the exit.

What a gutless twat.

[Isegrim 10378]

I can understand players and managers getting attracted by clubs where they think it is likely that they will win trophies immediately. But I can’t understand how Man United can be considered a more attractive "project " theye days. They do still have the setup of a big club including top facilities and excellent youth teams whatever the likes of Gary Neville might try to make us believe how poor they are these days. How can it be a greater achievement than to reform Newcastle?

[Gemmill 50042]

If there's any truth in the patter that he's annoyed by the FFP restrictions.... Well those are the rules mate. That's the framework you have to operate in. You're not playing fucking FM24.

 

If you can't operate within those parameters, find a different career.

[Gemmill 50042]

 

His gardening leave is close to two years.

 

Joelinton must be livid he's not gonna get to negotiate his contract with this fucking dope.

 

 

[Andrew 5157]

Hes been with us for less than 2 yearsm we paid loads for him and waited months, you're fucking right that contract has an ENORMOUS amount of leave notice on it

 

That redcafe thread is hilarious "whats to stop him just working for us during his gardening leave" "Why doesnt he just quit and join us"

morons. 

 

[Gemmill 50042]

  On 18/02/2024 at 21:24, Andrew said:

Hes been with us for less than 2 yearsm we paid loads for him and waited months, you're fucking right that contract has an ENORMOUS amount of leave notice on it

 

That redcafe thread is hilarious "whats to stop him just working for us during his gardening leave" "Why doesnt he just quit and join us"

morons. 

 

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One of them saying "Newcastle have no leverage". Mate, we've got ALL OF IT.

[Tdansmith 3260]

  On 18/02/2024 at 21:24, Andrew said:

Hes been with us for less than 2 yearsm we paid loads for him and waited months, you're fucking right that contract has an ENORMOUS amount of leave notice on it

 

That redcafe thread is hilarious "whats to stop him just working for us during his gardening leave" "Why doesnt he just quit and join us"

morons. 

 

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"Pay it and take their targets because feck Newcastle"

manc twats !

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/dan-ashworth-newcastle-dof.478683/page-15

[ewerk 33242]

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Dan Ashworth has been placed on gardening leave after asking to leave Newcastle United, with Manchester United interested in appointing him as their sporting director.

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