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FFP (or PSR) is fucked and is protectionist, but who's going to vote for change? the top clubs have a nice moat and control of the drawbridge right now. The other clubs won't want Newcastle free to do as they please.

 

We're the bad guys, and short of fighting it in the courts, or doing it regardless of the consequences, I don't see a way through. I definitely can't see anyone helping us out. (Except maybe our brothers in light blue.0

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9 minutes ago, The Fish said:

FFP (or PSR) is fucked and is protectionist, but who's going to vote for change? the top clubs have a nice moat and control of the drawbridge right now. The other clubs won't want Newcastle free to do as they please.

 

We're the bad guys, and short of fighting it in the courts, or doing it regardless of the consequences, I don't see a way through. I definitely can't see anyone helping us out. (Except maybe our brothers in light blue.0

 

UEFA aren't motivated to change the rules either as if they do something about it that is legitimately fair and allows clubs to invest within their means (I.e. hastening our growth) then the clubs who currently oppose the ESL may well change their minds and throw the whole footballing landscape up in the air.

 

It's a tightrope really, and we need the club (or any club really) to expose some loopholes in the FFP rulebook that can be exploited. Chelsea did it with the long contracts, there must be more areas within FFP that can be exploited.

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On 04/12/2023 at 13:28, The Fish said:

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We're creating a similar number of chances, but failing to put them away.

 

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It's not hard to spot when Pope got injured, we're nowhere near as stingy as we were with him between the sticks.

 

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We're still doing ok in attack vs the rest of the league

 

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But defensively? hoo boy.

 

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Still not in the dreaded top left box, but no longer bottom right which is the best one eva

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7 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 

 

It's not just that they're injured but apparently most of them without clear return dates, or ones that keep pushing out. Wasn't Barnes supposed to be back start of December at one point and now he's still got a long way to go? 

 

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Newcastle have not scored a result-altering goal, one that put them ahead or drew them level, after the 64th minute all season; they have conceded them in 10 matches in all competitions from the 65th minute onwards

In the Premier League, they have a goal difference of plus 13 in the first 70 minutes of matches (31-18), but minus four thereafter (10-14).

 

Says it all.

But some of our fans don't think fatigue is an issue.

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So when Bruno picks up a yellow v Fulham. That leaves us without him for two games. 

 

Now apparently Joe out until the end of the season. 

 

That's gonna be an interesting midfield then for Villa and Luton

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9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

So when Bruno picks up a yellow v Fulham. That leaves us without him for two games. 

 

Now apparently Joe out until the end of the season. 

 

That's gonna be an interesting midfield then for Villa and Luton


Schar in midfield? That’s about as good as it gets. If Joe is out for season we realistically need two midfielders in.

 

How many points do we need to stay up? 😂

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15 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

So when Bruno picks up a yellow v Fulham. That leaves us without him for two games. 

 

Now apparently Joe out until the end of the season. 

 

That's gonna be an interesting midfield then for Villa and Luton

Is Matty Longstaff still without a club? We may need to bring the little ginger bastard back. Lucas De Bolle and the shit Miley might be getting a call up to the senior squad - anyone that isn't Hendrick will do for me.

 

Wouldn't be surprised to see us going with 5 at the back with Gordon and Miggy playing more centrally behind Isak for the next few games if we don't bring anyone in. I'd be OK with this, it worked well in Rafa's last few months.

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15 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:


Schar in midfield? That’s about as good as it gets. If Joe is out for season we realistically need two midfielders in.

 

How many points do we need to stay up? 😂

Fuck that, he was absolutely fucking terrible in midfield when Bruce tried this. However, he was better than when Bruce had Miggy playing CDM.

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1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

Fuck that, he was absolutely fucking terrible in midfield when Bruce tried this. However, he was better than when Bruce had Miggy playing CDM.

That's the flaw in the plan

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7 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

That's the flaw in the plan

It's certainly a mitigating factor but he's just massively unsuited to the role tbf. He's a great centre back, but a rubbish CDM.

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1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

It's certainly a mitigating factor but he's just massively unsuited to the role tbf. He's a great centre back, but a rubbish CDM.


The Bruce factor is huge. I can only think of one game when it was tried. When Bruno gets banned it’s happening iyam 🤷🏻‍♂️

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1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:


The Bruce factor is huge. I can only think of one game when it was tried. When Bruno gets banned it’s happening iyam 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

The hope is that Bruno can keep his cool for the next game. We'll need him for Villa. 

 

For the games he misses, I'd shift to a back 5 if Willock isn't back in time. Unless of course we can sign a defensive midfielder.

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If we don't get some cover in then I will be a little disappointed, in this specific regard, by the failure of our wedge/clout/contacts/directorship/network/PIF/etc to have ameliorated some of the mess we find ourselves in.  Even allowing for the FFP shite.  Having said that I do expect them to get it fucking sorted.  

 

Unless they too are writing off this season in prep for next, which seems a bit of a shame, how many more seasons until the 90s catch up with me?

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Hey Newcastle fans, I am a final year student at Trinity College Dublin doing a dissertation on fan opinion on foreign investment in football, with Saudi Arabia's takeover of Newcastle being a major focus.

If you could please take 5-10 minutes to answer my survey for Newcastle fans and give your opinion it would be so helpful to me and help me collect some really interesting data. Feel free to share to any fans and any upvotes is appreciated: Thank you so much in advance, here is the link to the survey: 

 

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3 minutes ago, keego07 said:

Hey Newcastle fans, I am a final year student at Trinity College Dublin doing a dissertation on fan opinion on foreign investment in football, with Saudi Arabia's takeover of Newcastle being a major focus.

If you could please take 5-10 minutes to answer my survey for Newcastle fans and give your opinion it would be so helpful to me and help me collect some really interesting data. Feel free to share to any fans and any upvotes is appreciated: Thank you so much in advance, here is the link to the survey: 

 

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