Dazzler 11892 Posted January 10, 2024 Share Posted January 10, 2024 8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I was walking home from school that day. Walked past my mam who was going out with a friend. I was with three of my mates, all Leeds fans. Mam 'Keegans sold Cole' Me 'Nah, he wouldn't do that' me looking at my mam I almost cried. Looked at my mates, they're pissing themselves laughing. Me 'Fuck off' *runs* lol It was my first real bit of heartache as a toon fan. My mam had bought me the green and blue third kit from the Sheff Wed kit clash and it didn't fit me until the new season started, the only Christmas present I'd asked for was Cole 9 on the back and we sold the cunt a few weeks later and I couldn't wear it ever again! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11323 Posted January 10, 2024 Share Posted January 10, 2024 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I picture this like a scene from a Yorkshire version of The Machine Gunners. All grazed knees, hobnail boots and snot-caked top lips. Sobbing into the teacakes as he pushes his Hovis pedal bike up the steepest hill in the world. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22925 Posted January 10, 2024 Author Share Posted January 10, 2024 4 minutes ago, The Fish said: Sobbing into the teacakes as he pushes his Hovis pedal bike up the steepest hill in the world. Breadcakes FFS My mam was as scary as Brian Glover too tbh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50051 Posted January 10, 2024 Share Posted January 10, 2024 7 minutes ago, The Fish said: Sobbing into the teacakes as he pushes his Hovis pedal bike up the steepest hill in the world. This cunt would be riding it. Highest gear so his legs are a blur but he's only going 0.5 mph faster than the old biddy walking up the hill. "Ey up Martin. What's tha mitherin' about?" "*pant* You *pant* wouldnt *pant* UNDERSTAND *pant*, Auntie *pant* June. BYEEEEE!" *30 seconds later* "You're still here, Martin. Does tha want a push?" "UGH! BYE AUNTIE JUNE!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11323 Posted January 10, 2024 Share Posted January 10, 2024 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: This cunt would be riding it. Highest gear so his legs are a blur but he's only going 0.5 mph faster than the old biddy walking up the hill. "Ey up Martin. What's tha mitherin' about?" "*pant* You *pant* wouldnt *pant* UNDERSTAND *pant*, Auntie *pant* June. BYEEEEE!" *30 seconds later* "You're still here, Martin. Does tha want a push?" "UGH! BYE AUNTIE JUNE!" Only thing going faster than his legs are three geriatrics going down the same hill in a bathtub. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50051 Posted January 10, 2024 Share Posted January 10, 2024 "BYEEEEE MARTIN!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36674 Posted January 10, 2024 Share Posted January 10, 2024 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: This cunt would be riding it. Highest gear so his legs are a blur but he's only going 0.5 mph faster than the old biddy walking up the hill. "Ey up Martin. What's tha mitherin' about?" "*pant* You *pant* wouldnt *pant* UNDERSTAND *pant*, Auntie *pant* June. BYEEEEE!" *30 seconds later* "You should get taxi 'ome instead of struggling on t'bicycle, why don't you telephone your mate CT, 'ees taxi driver int'ee? 'Ee wa just talking about you t'other day asking if I 'ad any photographs of you from childhood? Seemed a lovely chap, reminded me of local hero sir Jimmy Savile before 'ee went rogue." "UGH! BYE AUNTIE JUNE!" Does CT know everybody's relatives? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36753 Posted January 10, 2024 Share Posted January 10, 2024 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: polo neck tucked in to chinos - of course its 29 years old Aye, and it wasn’t fucking fashionable then either it does make me feel old, however 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33242 Posted January 10, 2024 Share Posted January 10, 2024 Finally a policy I can get behind! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7657 Posted January 10, 2024 Share Posted January 10, 2024 4 minutes ago, ewerk said: Finally a policy I can get behind! it’s a fake account. Nice nip shot though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22925 Posted January 11, 2024 Author Share Posted January 11, 2024 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19034 Posted January 11, 2024 Share Posted January 11, 2024 https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/ffp-rules-newcastle-punished-ambition-2847110 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22925 Posted January 11, 2024 Author Share Posted January 11, 2024 4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/ffp-rules-newcastle-punished-ambition-2847110 I was listening to a podcast the other day and they were saying how most rules in sport wouldn't be allowed in 'the real world'. It's a fucking joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10311 Posted January 11, 2024 Share Posted January 11, 2024 (edited) 32 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/ffp-rules-newcastle-punished-ambition-2847110 talking about this with me brother for quite a while yesterday. only a matter of time before this shite is challenged, preferably by us and that we set the wheels in motion for the showdown over the next couple of weeks. fuck ffp, fuck richard masters, fuck liverpool and their mates...... let's spend billions, starting today! Edited January 11, 2024 by thebrokendoll 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33242 Posted January 11, 2024 Share Posted January 11, 2024 Aye, the idea behind FFP was supposed to be that we wouldn't see clubs taking on massive levels of debt and risking their existence like Leeds did. So while we have clubs like ours who could easily spend £1bn and not incur a penny of debt we have clubs like Barcelona with a debt of over £1bn still winning La Liga and Man U with similar debt but able to spend over £100m in transfers every season. It's a joke and I'm surprised that no one has challenged it under EU law. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22925 Posted January 11, 2024 Author Share Posted January 11, 2024 Imagine companies like Facebook (meta or whatever they're called) Google, X all coming together and pushing for a law to say that companies are only allowed to spend a certain amount. It basically keeps them at the top table. That's probably a really shit analogy but I know what I mean 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12503 Posted January 11, 2024 Share Posted January 11, 2024 37 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Imagine companies like Facebook (meta or whatever they're called) Google, X all coming together and pushing for a law to say that companies are only allowed to spend a certain amount. It basically keeps them at the top table. That's probably a really shit analogy but I know what I mean Thank fuck for that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11323 Posted January 11, 2024 Share Posted January 11, 2024 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Aye, the idea behind FFP was supposed to be that we wouldn't see clubs taking on massive levels of debt and risking their existence like Leeds did. So while we have clubs like ours who could easily spend £1bn and not incur a penny of debt we have clubs like Barcelona with a debt of over £1bn still winning La Liga and Man U with similar debt but able to spend over £100m in transfers every season. It's a joke and I'm surprised that no one has challenged it under EU law. I think marrying debt-linked transfer guidelines with rules about minimum % of players in the squad from within a certain geographical area would help too. Would mean teams wouldn't be able to stockpile scores of young players to send out on loan (Chelsea) or flood their team with players from abroad (Spurs). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33242 Posted January 11, 2024 Share Posted January 11, 2024 Check out Tommy Robinson over here. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11323 Posted January 11, 2024 Share Posted January 11, 2024 11 minutes ago, ewerk said: Check out Tommy Robinson over here. I'm just saying local jobs for local people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12503 Posted January 11, 2024 Share Posted January 11, 2024 9 minutes ago, The Fish said: I'm just saying local jobs for local people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14693 Posted January 11, 2024 Share Posted January 11, 2024 We absolutely will challenge FFP, FMV and whatever other bullshit there is going forward IMO. Probably just a case of keeping the old head down until we collect enough commercial revenue to strengthen our case 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1809 Posted January 11, 2024 Share Posted January 11, 2024 34 minutes ago, The Fish said: I'm just saying local jobs for local people. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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