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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS ADAM P? 

 

And that guy from Tyneside life who talks shite about the ground? 

 

There's only so many they could get in at one time. When I'm made redundant I'm starting my own 'talent' agency for media producers to use when they want any NUFC fans. Obviously in this day of digitised media it'll be an online agency. I'm going to call it 'Anycunt'lldo.com'. 

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3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

There's only so many they could get in at one time. When I'm made redundant I'm starting my own 'talent' agency for media producers to use when they want any NUFC fans. Obviously in this day of digitised media it'll be an online agency. I'm going to call it 'Anycunt'lldo.com'. 

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Name aside, that's not a bad idea. :lol:

 

WHose on the listings then:

Adam P

Matty Renton

The Knight Rider

Glenn McCrory

Kendall Rowan

Jim Carver......

 

"HeymanHowman agencies, for all your hackneyed  stereotypical Geordie gobshite needs" 👍

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11 minutes ago, Alex said:

Just had a flashback to that absolutely shite short-lived  soap opera ‘Quayside’ that Glenn McCrory appeared in 

 

:lol:

 

Me too as it happens. He was on the news a couple of weeks back after winning some sexual abuse case which has apparently wrecked his career, think that's why I thought of him. Shame, not much of a boxer but was one hell of an acting talent :whistle:. For some reason, "Quayside" seems to have shot on a nokia at 10 fps.....

 

 

 

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23 minutes ago, Alex said:

Just had a flashback to that absolutely shite short-lived  soap opera ‘Quayside’ that Glenn McCrory appeared in 

 

:lol:

 

That's the first time I've ever saw any of that show. 

 

Fucking last as well. :lol:

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57 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

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I didn't say the best 😘

 

I suppose now Mrs Wykikitoon's like a leaky fridge for Wilson, you need to make sure Gemmill can help you with the white wee wee after he finished with Adam P.

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26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

@Kid Dynamite

 

Free flight to Australia-Quantas in-flight service is “above average”. 

 

Was it in True Romance where they had a scene talking about if you were going to be fucked by another man, it had to be Elvis?

Don't think spreadsheet boy or the straight edge soldier are a Presley!

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

For the record, I wasn't offering to fuck anyone, least of all some backwards, dusty opal-hunter with a topknot.

 

Mate with your dodgy ticker and little tiny penis, no ones getting fucked by you.

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10 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:


we don’t even have a youth striker coming through, do we?

 

it’s a big ask for Wilson to play all these games in a short period. 

 

 

Parkinson featured a few times in preseason, but not sure if he's a) good enough or b) remotely ready.

 

I think the club has initially hoped Dylan Stephenson would be the third option and his loan at the end of last season was to prepare him, but it didn't exactly go particularly well for him in Scotland.

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