Howmanheyman 36735 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 12:47, The Fish said: Expand Are these your hospital graphs, fish? Like the 21st century Flint and Brody showing their scars off on jaws. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11333 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 13:13, Howmanheyman said: Are these your hospital graphs, fish? Like the 21st century Flint and Brody showing their scars off on jaws. Expand We're gonna need a bigger boat. These graphs show we're mint, Fulham are doing better than they should be, Everton are playing better than their results show. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36735 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 13:31, The Fish said: We're gonna need a bigger boat. These graphs show we're mint, Fulham are doing better than they should be, Everton are playing better than their results show. Expand I did think Everton were wasting some chances in their first couple games, ironically getting beat by a wolves team with the same problem. (Until they beat Man City). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50437 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 Everton have got 4 points but their expected points is almost 3x that at 11.63. Which is very disturbing news to anyone that wants to see these pricks dumped out of the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36735 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 What could hinder Everton is their fans are used to this shit and quick go into silent mode or boo them off. They've lost seven of their last eight home games iirc? I heard one of their fans saying there's only one way they're going as Dyche can't seem to get a handle on home games but is definitely better away. The fear factor is probably very real for their players at home. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23754 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 (edited) losing your opening four games at home is relegation form: how to not get the fans onside. luckily for their long-suffering fans, gemmill has saved their skin for a third successive season Edited October 3, 2023 by Dr Gloom 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11333 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 13:38, Gemmill said: Everton have got 4 points but their expected points is almost 3x that at 11.63. Which is very disturbing news to anyone that wants to see these pricks dumped out of the league. Expand Everton's PSxG is 10.3 and they've conceded 12, so it's not like Pickford is being beaten by absolute worldies. Brentford are in bigger trouble, conceded 10 from 6.7. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4274 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 13:38, Gemmill said: Everton have got 4 points but their expected points is almost 3x that at 11.63. Which is very disturbing news to anyone that wants to see these pricks dumped out of the league. Expand It’s your fucking fault 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11333 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 13:43, Howmanheyman said: What could hinder Everton is their fans are used to this shit and quick go into silent mode or boo them off. They've lost seven of their last eight home games iirc? I heard one of their fans saying there's only one way they're going as Dyche can't seem to get a handle on home games but is definitely better away. The fear factor is probably very real for their players at home. Expand They've had 4 home games in the league, and lost them all. They've faced Sheffield and Luton and taken 1 pt from them. For a team who're likely going to be down there you want to be winning your home games, and beating the other relegation candidates. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11946 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 13:45, The Fish said: Everton's PSxG is 10.3 and they've conceded 12, so it's not like Pickford is being beaten by absolute worldies. Brentford are in bigger trouble, conceded 10 from 6.7. Expand Everton will probably lose their star striker to a long term injury at the same time, if not before Toney comes back from his suspension. DCL has already played 5 games, so it's only another 5 until he trips over his skirt and spends another 6 months in the treatment room. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11333 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 Everton's next home games are; Bournemouth, Brighton, Man Utd, Newcastle and Chelsea Away games Liverpool, West Ham, Palace, Forest That toffee's gonna get toxic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11946 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 The only nailed on points are the three they'll take from Chelsea. Everton look like the mackems did the year they went down - spent a fortune then proceeded to be shitter, only to adopt a roundabout of managers to try and dig them out of the shit. It only works for so long, I think this season could be the one where it all comes crashing down. Hopefully, the set of con artists ready and waiting to take over from the oligarch's front man ensure they experience the same as the Mackems, and slide down to league one - oh and Netflix is on hand to film it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11507 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 Everton will not go down, Gemmill guaranteed (again) they would so they won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11946 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 14:37, Toonpack said: Everton will not go down, Gemmill guaranteed (again) they would so they won't. Expand Was it the same with the mackems until the one season the guarantee was revoked? I'm just trying to get a frame of reference - Are we talking project looking glass, or mystic Meg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1340 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23754 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 14:51, Dazzler said: Was it the same with the mackems until the one season the guarantee was revoked? I'm just trying to get a frame of reference - Are we talking project looking glass, or mystic Meg? Expand every year gemmill predicts everton will go down, thus ensuring their survival for another season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45447 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 14:53, David Kelly said: Expand We’re keeping the Sabrina pics in the other thread mate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1340 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 14:56, Monkeys Fist said: We’re keeping the Sabrina pics in the other thread mate. Expand So I see, and after a very quick google search, I must say I'm extremely disappointed in what you've included so far! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11507 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 14:51, Dazzler said: Was it the same with the mackems until the one season the guarantee was revoked? I'm just trying to get a frame of reference - Are we talking project looking glass, or mystic Meg? Expand We're talking about Gemmill and his infallible predictions (curses), you'll learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45447 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 15:03, David Kelly said: So I see, and after a very quick google search, I must say I'm extremely disappointed in what you've included so far! Expand She’s a healthy lass. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50437 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 Toonpack COMES ALIVE when he gets to talk about me. It's genuinely touching. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11507 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 16:31, Gemmill said: Toonpack COMES ALIVE when he gets to talk about me. It's genuinely touching. Expand I can never forgive you for being Everton’s saviour every fucking year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5227 Posted October 4, 2023 Share Posted October 4, 2023 On 30/09/2023 at 07:03, Andrew said: As if you couldnt be more right. Expand The fucking hypocrites have done a sponsored episode today from SJP to celebrate our return to the champions league 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11333 Posted October 4, 2023 Share Posted October 4, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 14:20, Dazzler said: The only nailed on points are the three they'll take from Chelsea. Everton look like the mackems did the year they went down - spent a fortune then proceeded to be shitter, only to adopt a roundabout of managers to try and dig them out of the shit. It only works for so long, I think this season could be the one where it all comes crashing down. Hopefully, the set of con artists ready and waiting to take over from the oligarch's front man ensure they experience the same as the Mackems, and slide down to league one - oh and Netflix is on hand to film it all. Expand The thing is, they've looked like that for a few years. This season, Sheffield and Luton look knocking bets to go down, which only leaves 1 spot that 3-4 teams will want to avoid. Everton, Bournemouth, Burnley and Wolves might be the ones fighting for survival at the minute, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Fulham join that mess. To be fair Bournemouth and Burnley have faced much, much better opposition than Luton and Everton so far. (21,22 and 24 are the 3 promoted sides) This is number of teams played from each band and points from those games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23754 Posted October 4, 2023 Share Posted October 4, 2023 On 04/10/2023 at 08:15, The Fish said: The thing is, they've looked like that for a few years. This season, Sheffield and Luton look knocking bets to go down, which only leaves 1 spot that 3-4 teams will want to avoid. Everton, Bournemouth, Burnley and Wolves might be the ones fighting for survival at the minute, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Fulham join that mess. To be fair Bournemouth and Burnley have faced much, much better opposition than Luton and Everton so far. (21,22 and 24 are the 3 promoted sides) This is number of teams played from each band and points from those games Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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