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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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15 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Are these your hospital graphs, fish? Like the 21st century Flint and Brody showing their scars off on jaws.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

These graphs show we're mint, Fulham are doing better than they should be, Everton are playing better than their results show.

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1 minute ago, The Fish said:

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

These graphs show we're mint, Fulham are doing better than they should be, Everton are playing better than their results show.

 

I did think Everton were wasting some chances in their first couple games, ironically getting beat by a wolves team with the same problem. (Until they beat Man City).

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What could hinder Everton is their fans are used to this shit and quick go into silent mode or boo them off. They've lost seven of their last eight home games iirc? I heard one of their fans saying there's only one way they're going as Dyche can't seem to get a handle on home games but is definitely better away. The fear factor is probably very real for their players at home.

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losing your opening four games at home is relegation form: how to not get the fans onside. 

 

luckily for their long-suffering fans, gemmill has saved their skin for a third successive season  

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Just now, Gemmill said:

Everton have got 4 points but their expected points is almost 3x that at 11.63.

 

Which is very disturbing news to anyone that wants to see these pricks dumped out of the league.

Everton's PSxG is 10.3 and they've conceded 12, so it's not like Pickford is being beaten by absolute worldies.

 

Brentford are in bigger trouble, conceded 10 from 6.7.

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11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

What could hinder Everton is their fans are used to this shit and quick go into silent mode or boo them off. They've lost seven of their last eight home games iirc? I heard one of their fans saying there's only one way they're going as Dyche can't seem to get a handle on home games but is definitely better away. The fear factor is probably very real for their players at home.

 

They've had 4 home games in the league, and lost them all. They've faced Sheffield and Luton and taken 1 pt from them. 

 

For a team who're likely going to be down there you want to be winning your home games, and beating the other relegation candidates.

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16 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Everton's PSxG is 10.3 and they've conceded 12, so it's not like Pickford is being beaten by absolute worldies.

 

Brentford are in bigger trouble, conceded 10 from 6.7.

 

Everton will probably lose their star striker to a long term injury at the same time, if not before Toney comes back from his suspension. DCL has already played 5 games, so it's only another 5 until he trips over his skirt and spends another 6 months in the treatment room.

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Everton's next home games are;

Bournemouth, Brighton, Man Utd, Newcastle and Chelsea

Away games

Liverpool, West Ham, Palace, Forest

 

That toffee's gonna get toxic.

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The only nailed on points are the three they'll take from Chelsea. Everton look like the mackems did the year they went down - spent a fortune then proceeded to be shitter, only to adopt a roundabout of managers to try and dig them out of the shit. It only works for so long, I think this season could be the one where it all comes crashing down.

 

Hopefully, the set of con artists ready and waiting to take over from the oligarch's front man ensure they experience the same as the Mackems, and slide down to league one - oh and Netflix is on hand to film it all.

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11 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Everton will not go down, Gemmill guaranteed (again) they would so they won't.

 

Was it the same with the mackems until the one season the guarantee was revoked? I'm just trying to get a frame of reference - Are we talking project looking glass, or mystic Meg?

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3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

Was it the same with the mackems until the one season the guarantee was revoked? I'm just trying to get a frame of reference - Are we talking project looking glass, or mystic Meg?

 

every year gemmill predicts everton will go down, thus ensuring their survival for another season

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11 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

Was it the same with the mackems until the one season the guarantee was revoked? I'm just trying to get a frame of reference - Are we talking project looking glass, or mystic Meg?

 

We're talking about Gemmill and his infallible predictions (curses), you'll learn.

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Toonpack COMES ALIVE when he gets to talk about me. It's genuinely touching.


I can never forgive you for being Everton’s saviour every fucking year

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On 30/09/2023 at 20:03, Andrew said:

 

As if you couldnt be more right. 

 

 

 

The fucking hypocrites have done a sponsored episode today from SJP to celebrate our return to the champions league :lol:

 

 

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33 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

The only nailed on points are the three they'll take from Chelsea. Everton look like the mackems did the year they went down - spent a fortune then proceeded to be shitter, only to adopt a roundabout of managers to try and dig them out of the shit. It only works for so long, I think this season could be the one where it all comes crashing down.

 

Hopefully, the set of con artists ready and waiting to take over from the oligarch's front man ensure they experience the same as the Mackems, and slide down to league one - oh and Netflix is on hand to film it all.

The thing is, they've looked like that for a few years. 

 

This season, Sheffield and Luton look knocking bets to go down, which only leaves 1 spot that 3-4 teams will want to avoid. Everton, Bournemouth, Burnley and Wolves might be the ones fighting for survival at the minute, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Fulham join that mess. 

 

To be fair Bournemouth and Burnley have faced much, much better opposition than Luton and Everton so far.

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(21,22 and 24 are the 3 promoted sides)

This is number of teams played from each band

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and points from those games

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2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

The thing is, they've looked like that for a few years. 

 

This season, Sheffield and Luton look knocking bets to go down, which only leaves 1 spot that 3-4 teams will want to avoid. Everton, Bournemouth, Burnley and Wolves might be the ones fighting for survival at the minute, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Fulham join that mess. 

 

To be fair Bournemouth and Burnley have faced much, much better opposition than Luton and Everton so far.

image.png.39a59e04b9b55e1d11955ba28dc612c3.png

 

(21,22 and 24 are the 3 promoted sides)

This is number of teams played from each band

image.png.abc651af7712da508ba862f86f1c97d7.png

 

and points from those games

image.png.25b0d2a846aa0824bcefcf68f77428d2.png

 


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