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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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37 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

That’s great thanks, and one in the eye for the dozens of TT punters who cheerfully commented that they thought Liverpool should have and actually deserved to win after the game :cuppa: 

 

Really? :lol:

Who the fuck thought that? Just a freak game, these things happen. The worst part of it though was I think it impacted on our confidence and future results. Hopefully that is dispelled now though. 

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46 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Really? :lol:

Who the fuck thought that? Just a freak game, these things happen. The worst part of it though was I think it impacted on our confidence and future results. Hopefully that is dispelled now though. 


I think you need to get your “sarc-dar” recalibrated :D 

 

Stats have their place as Dave proved  at the weekend but I don’t think anyone needed a graph to illustrate that we should’ve beaten Liverpool :good:

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2 hours ago, Andrew said:

I figured I'd venture back to podcast land after the 8-0 win and stuck the football ramble on for the first time in a while.

 

Wish I hadnt bothered, they had Sunderland fan david cartlidge on but he was actually alright. I dont think ive heard "newcastle supporter" pete donaldson say anything remotely positive about the club in years though, we won 8-0 and still all he did was fucking moan. 

 

He just doesn't bring a lot to the football side of things at all. Get the sense he's just there for the vibes.

 

Whenever big wins happen, the commentators and pundits always, ALWAYS, focus on what the losers did wrong. Match of the Day covered the goals, but barely scratched the surface of the performances from Gordon, Longstaff, Bruno. Yes, Sheffield were bad, but everyone in a black and white shirt did very well.

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Aye tons of reaction about feeling sorry or sympathetic for Sheffield Utd players? Why ffs? :lol: Rich men just got promoted to playing in the best league in the world and put in a half arsed performance in front of their home crowd. Yeah THAT is what needs sympathy these days. They got absolutely what they deserved. 

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10 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

A lad I know who is a blade, said the woman sat reading the book does it at every home game. She goes with her blind husband.  She apparently isn't bothered about football but goes with him.

 

She doesn't look to be doing a great job at looking after him tbf.

 

Sheff Utd fan goes viral as Sky Sports cameras cut to her reading a book  during Newcastle mauling | The Sun

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1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

no offence to the blind, but going to the football seems like an expensive pastime if you can't see what's going on

 

You'd knock back sexual interflora with....[insert your fantasy shag here]..... if you all of a sudden couldn't see anymore? 

 

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4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Yeah but he's going to Sheffield United. That's like saying your dream shag is Susan Boyle.

 

We've all been there, mate....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Well, MF has, so.....)

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1 hour ago, ewerk said:

 

She doesn't look to be doing a great job at looking after him tbf.

 

Sheff Utd fan goes viral as Sky Sports cameras cut to her reading a book  during Newcastle mauling | The Sun

 

She's by herself as he's not talking to her after she told him she'd bought a book he wanted but for a laugh gave him the cheese grater to read instead. :good:

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15 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

She's by herself as he's not talking to her after she told him she'd bought a book he wanted but for a laugh gave him the cheese grater to read instead. :good:

Most violent book he’s ever read. 
 

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2 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

There is a blind section at St James’s. I think they get audio of the game. 
 

I’d do it if I was blind. Might even have more chance of getting a ticket. Might be worth Brokendoll putting some shades on and buying a white stick. 

Aye apparently her husband listens to an audio feed.

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