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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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If, like HMHM, you’d rather not sully your optic nerve, but still want the audio experience, you’ll need the following;

 

A-Two large, thick, rusty nails 6” or longer. (knitting needles will do as a substitute, CT) 

B- A hammer

C- Your partner. 
 

Place gently in your ear canals. 
 

Get use to welly until they meet in the middle of your brain. 

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35 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Aye, sure that's Paddy. What's he done to you?

 

I'm with the mackems here, i think anybody whe wears that abomination out in public probably deserves to be windmilled.....

if not kneecapped.

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My lass is watching Location Location Location here. She's just fired up a Newcastle episode, and Charlotte from True Faith (affectionately known as Spaniel's Lugs by the TT MISOGYNY CLUB) is on it as a first time buyer. :lol:

 

Gets a mention of True Faith in in the very first segment. 

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4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

My lass is watching Location Location Location here. She's just fired up a Newcastle episode, and Charlotte from True Faith (affectionately known as Spaniel's Lugs by the TT MISOGYNY CLUB) is on it as a first time buyer. :lol:

 

Gets a mention of True Faith in in the very first segment. 

 

Was toyboy on it too?

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No, there's a short clip of her and Emil Franchi doing an episode of the podcast. But it's just her and her cat and she's looking at places in North Shields. 

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23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

My lass is watching Location Location Location here. She's just fired up a Newcastle episode, and Charlotte from True Faith (affectionately known as Spaniel's Lugs by the TT MISOGYNY CLUB) is on it as a first time buyer. :lol:

 

Gets a mention of True Faith in in the very first segment. 


“My lass” :lol: 

 

 

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25 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

My lass is watching Location Location Location here. She's just fired up a Newcastle episode, and Charlotte from True Faith (affectionately known as Spaniel's Lugs by the TT MISOGYNY CLUB) is on it as a first time buyer. :lol:

 

Gets a mention of True Faith in in the very first segment. 

 

:lol:

 

How the fuck do the usual suspects just end up on radio/TV? Even more so in this case as it has nothing to do with football? It must be a real art? :lol:

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6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:


“My lass” :lol: 

 

 

 

Honestly I fucking hate it man. I'm sat here with headphones in so I can read my book without having to listen to these two Tory cunts. 

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14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

No, there's a short clip of her and Emil Franchi doing an episode of the podcast. But it's just her and her pussy and she's looking at places in North Shields. 

 

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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Anyone follow that Ginger Pirlo on Bluesky?  He's got to be a WUM?

He's a certified dog nonce. But no, I'm not on blue sky or twitter and have no idea who you're referring to.

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2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Anyone follow that Ginger Pirlo on Bluesky?  He's got to be a WUM?

Blocked the cunt on twatter way back, blocked him again on Bluesky soon as he appeared.

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4 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Anyone follow that Ginger Pirlo on Bluesky?  He's got to be a WUM?

Dread to think how entitled the likes of him would be if we actually started winning stuff. Best thing you can do is unfollow accounts like that iyam. They thrive off the attention 

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Had a slight, I don't know how to say it, spat(?) with a YouTube NUFC fan who's old enough to know better, basically I noticed a video of someone where it looks like the point of his video is to somehow take credit for the club somehow acknowledging that the club wasn't formed in 1892. I commented on it saying it was common knowledge that the club wasn't founded then and used to be known as 1882 but was probably 1881. I also stated that it was just my hunch but the first I and others heard about the 1892 foundation was very coincidentally in 1992 when a skint NUFC were making a thing of it, maybe trying to punt centenary guff and using it as an excuse for our pre-season tournament featuring SBRs Sporting and Boro. Apparently what I said wasn't quite accurate? Anyway I replied that I've never taken the 1892 date seriously, NUFC memorabilia had 1882 on it and I even found an old NUFC programme with 'founded in 1882" on the club's details despite him saying the club hadn't acknowledged any date which I said was basically bollocks. 

 

The most amusing thing about this pointless correspondence was other people blowing smoke up his arse, thanking him for getting the truth out there and saying they had no idea about it, (you don't say!!) and generally praising his detective work. Fucking hell, I felt I was in some parallel NUFC mongaverse. :lol:

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Had a slight, I don't know how to say it, spat(?) with a YouTube NUFC fan who's old enough to know better, basically I noticed a video of someone where it looks like the point of his video is to somehow take credit for the club somehow acknowledging that the club wasn't formed in 1892. I commented on it saying it was common knowledge that the club wasn't founded then and used to be known as 1882 but was probably 1881. I also stated that it was just my hunch but the first I and others heard about the 1892 foundation was very coincidentally in 1992 when a skint NUFC were making a thing of it, maybe trying to punt centenary guff and using it as an excuse for our pre-season tournament featuring SBRs Sporting and Boro. Apparently what I said wasn't quite accurate? Anyway I replied that I've never taken the 1892 date seriously, NUFC memorabilia had 1882 on it and I even found an old NUFC programme with 'founded in 1882" on the club's details despite him saying the club hadn't acknowledged any date which I said was basically bollocks. 

 

The most amusing thing about this pointless correspondence was other people blowing smoke up his arse, thanking him for getting the truth out there and saying they had no idea about it, (you don't say!!) and generally praising his detective work. Fucking hell, I felt I was in some parallel NUFC mongaverse. :lol:

 

 

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