sammynb 3355 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: He’s gone ain’t he ?? 1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said: He’ll never leave. Contract finished 24 Aug 2024. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 2 hours ago, sammynb said: Contract finished 24 Aug 2024. He’s still around, haunting my dreams. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33169 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 (edited) I saw Hendrick at Sainsbury's once with, I presume, his Mam. I'm not a massive bloke at all but I could easily have picked him up with just my left hand and threw him into the tins of beans like Darth Vader no problem whatsoever, he was so small and gaunt. Also, he was dressed like a harry bamp. If I was one of many sershul media NUFC whores I'd have got a selfie so could've shown you but I'm not and I didn't so tough titties. Edited August 28 by Howmanheyman 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: I saw Hendrick at Sainsbury's once with, I presume, his Mam. I'm not a massive bloke at all but I could easily have picked him up with just my left hand and threw him into the tins of beans like Darth Vader no problem whatsoever, he was so small and gaunt. Also, he was dressed like a harry bamp. If I was one of many sershul media NUFC whores I'd have got a selfie so could've shown you but I'm not and I didn't so tough titties. Same with Dummett. He was like a sheet of A4 - disappeared when he turned sideways. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Toonpack 9399 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 On the subject of shite midfielders, Mrs TP used to work in the dentists at Darras Hall got a fair few footballers in, she said most of them were dead canny but she despised Danny Guthrie he was a sullen cunt, never spoke just grunted, his lass was a VERY loud scouse slapper and did all his talking for him. When Said slapper was up the duff she was in and kicked off about getting her private dental treatment free because she was preggers, Guthrie was only on about £30k a week at the time 🙄 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Aye loads of these lads just end up with the lass with the biggest tits in whatever town they were playing in when they first started making some coin. There'll be some fucking horrors. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Fuck me 😂😂😂😂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 37 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Guthrie was only on about £30k a week at the time 🙄 Have a heart, he was only on £4k a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: Have a heart, he was only on £4k a week. not including his drug dealing (allegedly) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 4 hours ago, Toonpack said: not including his drug dealing (allegedly) Is that where Carroll and Nolan used to get their beak from? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9203 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 4 hours ago, Toonpack said: Fuck me 😂😂😂😂 both sound like a pair of thundercunts to me. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Just now, thebrokendoll said: both sound like a pair of thundercunts to me. Alreet Simon 👍 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9203 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Just now, Toonpack said: Alreet Simon 👍 not bad ali 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 5 hours ago, Toonpack said: Fuck me 😂😂😂😂 I doubt very much either of those have ever been to a NUFC match ever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Just now, Tdansmith said: I doubt very much either of those have ever been to a NUFC match ever. You can fuck off an all (harumph) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 1 minute ago, Toonpack said: You can fuck off an all (harumph) It's been a while since someone on here told me to "fuck off" 😂 I like that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 8 hours ago, Tdansmith said: It's been a while since someone on here told me to "fuck off" 😂 I like that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33169 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Why do they look like they're featuring in a Ronny Gill story such as 'The council have taken away a trampoline the bairns used to use and now they're crying and upset' and they've been told to use the Ronny Gill sad face look by the photographer? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: 'Look I'm not angry with you, I'm just disappointed. Now come down here and apologise to your brother and sister.' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Why do they look like they're featuring in a Ronny Gill story such as 'The council have taken away a trampoline the bairns used to use and now they're crying and upset' and they've been told to use the Ronny Gill sad face look by the photographer? Look like a shit NDubz tribute band, 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33169 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 3 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Look like a shit NDubz tribute band, ?? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 13 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: ?? "NDUBZ?! WHAT IS AN NDUBZ?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 3 minutes ago, Dazzler said: "NDUBZ?! WHAT IS AN NDUBZ?" How you say our reserve goalie's name if you have lockjaw ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Who is the petty cunt that owns this piece of land? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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