2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

[The Fish 11392]

  On 12/07/2024 at 15:10, Alex said:

It’s messrs, (from the plural of monsieur), you fake posh cunt from Blyth (or wherever)  

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I could pretend it was a typo. In fact, that's exactly what I'm going to do. 

 

It was a typo alex, so I'm going to need to get all of the way up off my fucking back.

[Monkeys Fist 46118]

@Gemmill, I apologise for these chemistry puns, they’re terrible. 
 

 

Im not sure what the solution is? 

[aimaad22 4964]

Ah shite I had a couple more but they've skipped me mind, were right at the tip of my tungsten. 

[Toonpack 12038]

I’m going have to pack these puns in, wor lass is threatening divorce, I’ll never afford the antimony !!

[trophyshy 7532]

[Gemmill 52075]

 

[Toonpack 12038]

  On 12/07/2024 at 18:13, Gemmill said:

 

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Boron Gemmill boron

[The Mighty Hog 593]

 

Confirmed.

[Toonpack 12038]

It's a bit short and extremely blunt. Hmmmmmm

[Gemmill 52075]

What we see:

 

 

 

What CT sees:

 

 

[Gemmill 52075]

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/newcastle-united-announces-agreement-to-change-its-ownership-structure

 

Full article there. 

 

Mad quote from the chairman Yasir Al-Rummayan:

 

"This CLUB is automatic. It's systematic. It's HYYYYDROMATIC. Why it's GREASED LIGHTNIN'!" 

[Dazzler 12538]

  On 12/07/2024 at 18:55, Gemmill said:

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[Polarboy 2317]

Some journo called Joel Bland has pushed some nonsense about the players supposedly being "bewildered" to find out on Wednesday morning that Mandy and Mehrdad were leaving. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the players don't give a flying fuck who the owners are. Some of them may have been on friendly enough terms with them, but big picture I doubt they'll be in a state of mourning. The attempt to sensationalize everything that happens at the club by the media would be laughable if it weren't so sad and emblematic of how clickbait journalism has become. 

[ewerk 33978]

I dunno, the photos from training today don’t look good.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[OTF 8588]

  On 12/07/2024 at 20:56, ewerk said:

I dunno, the photos from training today don’t look good.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Aye, they were clearly devestated from the photo gallery Selena took.

 

[RobinRobin 12825]

  On 12/07/2024 at 15:08, Dr Gloom said:

 

i'm not one of those to keep making chemistry puns, however. can't stand that type - i get mad atom 

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Did you just stray into physics during a chemistry pun run? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15023]

  On 12/07/2024 at 19:28, Dazzler said:

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Fucking hell  

[Polarboy 2317]

Waugh from the Athletic is about to go on Newcastle fans tv. His big tip going by the title is that the club is still going after Elanga from Forrest. Elanga makes sense in a number of respects, but I think I'd still prefer someone like Mbuemo if we're shopping from that end of the table, given his versatility. Of course maybe Brentford are playing hardball with him because they don't want to lose both him and Toney in one window. As I've said before Elanga definitely has all the attributes to be a massive player in the PL and match someone like Olise for impact, but he probably is quite a bit more raw than Gordon was when he arrived. 

[Gemmill 52075]

Mbeumo is a dwarf. Very unlikely he meets the Eddie Howe specs. 

 

Also I couldn't hear having to listen to commentators constantly calling him Mbwaymo when that is NOT how his fucking name is spelt.

 

Its Mburrmo, bitches.

[Howmanheyman 37707]

  On 12/07/2024 at 18:55, Gemmill said:

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FTM'dYP

[wykikitoon 23654]

  On 13/07/2024 at 08:44, Polarboy said:

Waugh from the Athletic is about to go on Newcastle fans tv. His big tip going by the title is that the club is still going after Elanga from Forrest. Elanga makes sense in a number of respects, but I think I'd still prefer someone like Mbuemo if we're shopping from that end of the table, given his versatility. Of course maybe Brentford are playing hardball with him because they don't want to lose both him and Toney in one window. As I've said before Elanga definitely has all the attributes to be a massive player in the PL and match someone like Olise for impact, but he probably is quite a bit more raw than Gordon was when he arrived. 

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My Bro in Law said he would drive Elanga to us.

[Polarboy 2317]

  On 13/07/2024 at 11:07, wykikitoon said:

My Bro in Law said he would drive Elanga to us.

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Elanga with 14 goal involvements was responsible for roughly 30% of Forrest's goals last season. Without Elanga they'd have been relegated. Bit of an ungrateful sort your brother in law? 😉 Plus he's 22, if Howe wants him we'll have to trust that like with Gordon, who many weren't that excited about given he hadn't exactly ripped it up for Everton, he can see a vast amount of potential.

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[wykikitoon 23654]

  On 13/07/2024 at 11:18, Polarboy said:

 

Elanga with 14 goal involvements was responsible for roughly 30% of Forrest's goals last season. Without Elanga they'd have been relegated. Bit of an ungrateful sort your brother in law? 😉 Plus he's 22, if Howe wants him we'll have to trust that like with Gordon, who many weren't that excited about given he hadn't exactly ripped it up for Everton, he can see a vast amount of potential.

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He's a scab what more can I say 😂

[Dr Gloom 24198]

Elanga feels like a budget option. Not bad, good pace and an upgrade on Miggy but surely there better options 

[wykikitoon 23654]

  On 13/07/2024 at 13:48, Dr Gloom said:

Elanga feels like a budget option. Not bad, good pace and an upgrade on Miggy but surely there better options 

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In laws say his a slightly upgraded version of bandaged wanker. When he's on form he's class with bags of pace. But most of the time you haven't a clue what he's doing. 

 

Give him to Wor Eddie and let him do his magic.