Toonpack 8506 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 I’m going have to pack these puns in, wor lass is threatening divorce, I’ll never afford the antimony !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6979 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42030 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8506 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 14 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Boron Gemmill boron 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 488 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8506 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 It's a bit short and extremely blunt. Hmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42030 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 What we see: What CT sees: 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42030 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/newcastle-united-announces-agreement-to-change-its-ownership-structure Full article there. Mad quote from the chairman Yasir Al-Rummayan: "This CLUB is automatic. It's systematic. It's HYYYYDROMATIC. Why it's GREASED LIGHTNIN'!" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8157 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 31 minutes ago, Gemmill said: What we see: What CT sees: What I see: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Some journo called Joel Bland has pushed some nonsense about the players supposedly being "bewildered" to find out on Wednesday morning that Mandy and Mehrdad were leaving. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the players don't give a flying fuck who the owners are. Some of them may have been on friendly enough terms with them, but big picture I doubt they'll be in a state of mourning. The attempt to sensationalize everything that happens at the club by the media would be laughable if it weren't so sad and emblematic of how clickbait journalism has become. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29211 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 I dunno, the photos from training today don’t look good. 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7009 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 2 hours ago, ewerk said: I dunno, the photos from training today don’t look good. Aye, they were clearly devestated from the photo gallery Selena took. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10587 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 10 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: i'm not one of those to keep making chemistry puns, however. can't stand that type - i get mad atom Did you just stray into physics during a chemistry pun run? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13501 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 10 hours ago, Dazzler said: What I see: Fucking hell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Waugh from the Athletic is about to go on Newcastle fans tv. His big tip going by the title is that the club is still going after Elanga from Forrest. Elanga makes sense in a number of respects, but I think I'd still prefer someone like Mbuemo if we're shopping from that end of the table, given his versatility. Of course maybe Brentford are playing hardball with him because they don't want to lose both him and Toney in one window. As I've said before Elanga definitely has all the attributes to be a massive player in the PL and match someone like Olise for impact, but he probably is quite a bit more raw than Gordon was when he arrived. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42030 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Mbeumo is a dwarf. Very unlikely he meets the Eddie Howe specs. Also I couldn't hear having to listen to commentators constantly calling him Mbwaymo when that is NOT how his fucking name is spelt. Its Mburrmo, bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31168 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 14 hours ago, Gemmill said: What we see: What the MLF's sees: FTM'dYP 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19147 Posted July 13 Author Share Posted July 13 2 hours ago, Polarboy said: Waugh from the Athletic is about to go on Newcastle fans tv. His big tip going by the title is that the club is still going after Elanga from Forrest. Elanga makes sense in a number of respects, but I think I'd still prefer someone like Mbuemo if we're shopping from that end of the table, given his versatility. Of course maybe Brentford are playing hardball with him because they don't want to lose both him and Toney in one window. As I've said before Elanga definitely has all the attributes to be a massive player in the PL and match someone like Olise for impact, but he probably is quite a bit more raw than Gordon was when he arrived. My Bro in Law said he would drive Elanga to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 (edited) 11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: My Bro in Law said he would drive Elanga to us. Elanga with 14 goal involvements was responsible for roughly 30% of Forrest's goals last season. Without Elanga they'd have been relegated. Bit of an ungrateful sort your brother in law? 😉 Plus he's 22, if Howe wants him we'll have to trust that like with Gordon, who many weren't that excited about given he hadn't exactly ripped it up for Everton, he can see a vast amount of potential. Edited July 13 by Polarboy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19147 Posted July 13 Author Share Posted July 13 15 minutes ago, Polarboy said: Elanga with 14 goal involvements was responsible for roughly 30% of Forrest's goals last season. Without Elanga they'd have been relegated. Bit of an ungrateful sort your brother in law? 😉 Plus he's 22, if Howe wants him we'll have to trust that like with Gordon, who many weren't that excited about given he hadn't exactly ripped it up for Everton, he can see a vast amount of potential. He's a scab what more can I say 😂 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Elanga feels like a budget option. Not bad, good pace and an upgrade on Miggy but surely there better options Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19147 Posted July 13 Author Share Posted July 13 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Elanga feels like a budget option. Not bad, good pace and an upgrade on Miggy but surely there better options In laws say his a slightly upgraded version of bandaged wanker. When he's on form he's class with bags of pace. But most of the time you haven't a clue what he's doing. Give him to Wor Eddie and let him do his magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6128 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 I thought we’d have a sniff at the top 4 this season with a bit of luck and some good signings. i don’t think Elanga and Lloyd Kelly are those players to do that. You never know with Eddies coaching though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42030 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 We've already done it once with a lesser squad. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19147 Posted July 15 Author Share Posted July 15 Some interesting points in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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