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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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  On 22/05/2024 at 11:50, Gemmill said:

Commentator was just saying that the winning captain will be presented with a gold sleeveless denim jacket, in tribute to Australia's traditional dress. 

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I'm sick of these inaccurate cultural stereotypes. It's not gold, it's stone wash blue and comes with nearly matching thigh length denim shorts.

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  On 22/05/2024 at 13:34, OTF said:

 

I'm sick of these inaccurate cultural stereotypes. It's not gold, it's stone wash blue and comes with nearly matching thigh length denim shorts.

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I know mate, it's the fucking flip flops that come in gold. Pisses me right off.

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  On 22/05/2024 at 13:38, Dazzler said:

I know mate, it's the fucking flip flops that come in gold. Pisses me right off.

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Talk about giving yourself away as an imposter. At least none of us call them jandals.

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  On 22/05/2024 at 13:42, Gemmill said:

"Thongs" they call them. :lol:

 

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That's the criminal offence the first person on the boat to Australia committed back in the day.

 

"Look at the new shoes I've invented, I call them thongs" 

"Shackle the cunt and get him on the boat."

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  On 22/05/2024 at 14:35, Holden McGroin said:


I’d love to be a fly in the wall for that. Knowing Klopps lack of patience he’d probably nut him after about 3/4 of a pint.

 

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Coming directly after a 5 minute monologue on tactics which resulted in the question: have you ever played professional football? 

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Do loads of surfer types still walk about in Australia with no shoes on? If so, wtf is that all about? We met up with some people who were relatives of someone my lass worked with in Manly and their mate tagged along with us to the fucking pub in bare feet. You wouldn’t do that in the Pig and Whistle 

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  On 22/05/2024 at 14:43, Alex said:

Do loads of surfer types still walk about in Australia with no shoes on? If so, wtf is that all about? We met up with some people who were relatives of someone my lass worked with in Manly and their mate tagged along with us to the fucking pub in bare feet. You wouldn’t do that in the Pig and Whistle 

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Not unless you were after a needle stick injury.

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  On 22/05/2024 at 15:47, Gemmill said:

PS Dave would rather have a pint with Klopp than BDB. 

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Wrong.

 

I would pay to spend a couple of hours in the pub with him, Pope and I dunno... Gordon maybe?

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