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22 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

PS Dave would still rather have a pint with Klopp. 


I’d love to be a fly in the wall for that. Knowing Klopps lack of patience he’d probably nut him after about 3/4 of a pint.

 

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3 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:


I’d love to be a fly in the wall for that. Knowing Klopps lack of patience he’d probably nut him after about 3/4 of a pint.

 

Coming directly after a 5 minute monologue on tactics which resulted in the question: have you ever played professional football? 

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Do loads of surfer types still walk about in Australia with no shoes on? If so, wtf is that all about? We met up with some people who were relatives of someone my lass worked with in Manly and their mate tagged along with us to the fucking pub in bare feet. You wouldn’t do that in the Pig and Whistle 

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2 minutes ago, Alex said:

Do loads of surfer types still walk about in Australia with no shoes on? If so, wtf is that all about? We met up with some people who were relatives of someone my lass worked with in Manly and their mate tagged along with us to the fucking pub in bare feet. You wouldn’t do that in the Pig and Whistle 

Not unless you were after a needle stick injury.

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53 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

PS Dave would still rather have a pint with Klopp. 

You give me that sass after that middle management blurb?

 

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6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

PS Dave would rather have a pint with Klopp than BDB. 

Wrong.

 

I would pay to spend a couple of hours in the pub with him, Pope and I dunno... Gordon maybe?

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9 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Wrong.

 

I would pay to spend a couple of hours in the pub with him, Pope and I dunno... Gordon maybe?

 

How much would you pay to spend an evening with Callum Wilson? 

 

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This won't end well for Ashworth. He has been shown to have breached contract  so if he ever leaves Man U he will find it a lot tougher to get another job at the same level due to prior conduct 

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

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Latest ratboy update from Hope. 

 

 

 

 

I want to know how he tried to delete that email. Did he try to delete it from his sent items folder? :lol:  

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1 hour ago, aimaad22 said:

 

I want to know how he tried to delete that email. Did he try to delete it from his sent items folder? :lol:  

 

"Oh btw guys that wasn't me in that last email, my friend sent it as a joke lol k thx bai Dan"

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I worked at a place where someone quite high up in finance was made redundant with immediate effect and she was was dragged out while deleting spreadsheets screaming that the company was screwed as a result. 

 

I think the phrase "backup" was alien to the stupid twat.

 

(This was before cloud was a thing) 

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Sky sports, Paddy power, Talk sport and the usual dross who are on everything and anything for a story/laugh etc..... Very quiet on Ashworth aren't they? Is there some kind of omerta that's been sworn? 🤔

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5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Sky sports, Paddy power, Talk sport and the usual dross who are on everything and anything for a story/laugh etc..... Very quiet on Ashworth aren't they? Is there some kind of omerta that's been sworn? 🤔

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16 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

So this is what's going on then. Short arse plans to argue that we sent him on gardening leave before he'd indicated he wanted to accept the Man United job, we're waving around an email saying but you had accepted it, you just hadn't bothered your arse to tell your employer. 

 

Also, I don't think there's anything that says we have to wait for him to accept the role. As soon as we know he's in contact with a competitor, I'd assume we're allowed to enforce his gardening leave. 

 

Obviously lawyers will know best on this, but it seems a weak basis for arbitration. He might be getting bounced into it by arrogant Jim, and that's why Man United are saying they'll pay his legal costs.

 

This explains the timing of the release of yesterday's story about Ashworth's cockup with his email. Presumably secretly conversing with a rival employer behind your current employer's back, prior to informing your current employer, then expressing a desire to take a job with said rival, prior to availing your current employer of the opportunity to protect their own interests and sensitive information is grounds to be placed on gardening leave. Well perhaps. I mean, really, its a maybe because, of course, I'm no expert on how contracts work, like Ashworth. :lol:

 

The release of yesterday's story spells out the timeline perfectly (with some added dishonesty and rule breaking/avoidance thrown in for good measure). It is 100% timed to torpedo this completely ridiculous defence by Ashworth/ManU. And it's a wonderful lesson in how to use the media to your advantage. We've established the club acted in its best interests to protect sensitive information by placing Ashworth on gardening leave. Clearly his "secret" emails have shown that we had an almost prescient level of awareness, almost like we could somehow see the future (or one idiot's email account).

 

On the other hand, I'm guessing Ashworth only learned that the club knew about his secret dealings with ManU yesterday*, unfortunately, for him & ManU, that would be after he'd already submitted his argument laying the groundwork for his arbitration case. So now he's married to an argument that is demonstrably false. And, moreover and best of all, its false in the best sense that the club only has need to utilise Ashworth's own words to demonstrate the argument for placing him on gardening leave. Your move, Ratcliffe. :lol: 

 

Edit: *Just saw the next story from Hope. So Ashworth did know that the club knew about his secret email? Or did he actually think he'd successfully deleted it and covered his tracks? Oh my. This just keeps getting better. :lol: 

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12 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

 

I want to know how he tried to delete that email. Did he try to delete it from his sent items folder? :lol:  

 

He held down SHIFT as he pressed the DELETE key whilst chuckling menacingly to himself. 

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18 hours ago, RobElliott said:

 

How much would you pay to spend an evening with Callum Wilson? 

 

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Going off his podcast with Antonio? Not that much.

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16 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Going off his podcast with Antonio? Not that much.

 

i suppose you'd rather have a beer with klopp

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Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

i suppose you'd rather have a beer with klopp

I'd rather have a pint with @Gemmill than Wilson.

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