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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

End the stream blud. End the stream fam - love that bloke :lol:

“Spunder Ven” :lol:

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So, hypothetically, if you were a first team player at a reawakened sleeping giant of a club, and you had a lass with famously massive jammers, you wouldn’t be daft enough to put your personal mobile number on a delivery note, thereby placing it in the hands of an amoral tiddy-fiend who might, hypothetically , know someone who can hack in to phones and look for tiddy pics would you? :lol:
 

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Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind.

 

 

He'll need a ladder to get into the fucker, he's only 4'6

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

What he lacks in height, he makes up for in radge 

 

It's always the little ones who are most radgie. 

At school there was a lad simply called "Ginger" who was a really short and a complete psycho. Often the same for dogs too. 

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

It's always the little ones who are most radgie. 

At school there was a lad simply called "Ginger" who was a really short and a complete psycho. Often the same for dogs too. 


keep mrs Renton out of this

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3 hours ago, ewerk said:

Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind.

 

 

There’s already a minor celebrity working at my place, tbh. 
 

 

Clue- Newcastle Panto. 

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13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

There’s already a minor celebrity working at my place, tbh. 
 

 

Clue- Newcastle Panto. 

 

Uncle Freddie?

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18 hours ago, ewerk said:

Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind.

 

 

 

It's all just a question of scale, he probably needed that licence to be able to legally drive a mini.

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6 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

It's all just a question of scale, he probably needed that licence to be able to legally drive a mini.

He can finally drive around his living room in this:

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1 hour ago, ewerk said:

What's been going on at The Vermont now?

 

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5 minutes ago, ewerk said:

"You fuckin' what, mate?"

 

Michael Owen mocked for posing in double denim by ex-Liverpool team-mate  Jamie Carragher in 'Alan Partridge-style shoot' | The Sun

I don't have a fanny and it still dried out seeing this.

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16 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Man United are apparently open to selling Rashford in the summer. 

 

They get Ashworth, we take Rashford, and we'll call it quits. 


You and Wykiki have really fallen out.

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56 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Man United are apparently open to selling Rashford in the summer. 

 

They get Ashworth, we take Rashford, and we'll call it quits. 

Na given rashfords form this season they still need to pay the £20m. Fair is fair.

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