Kevin Carr's Gloves 3982 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 They know their team is named after a northumbrian right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10380 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: End the stream blud. End the stream fam - love that bloke “Spunder Ven” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 So, hypothetically, if you were a first team player at a reawakened sleeping giant of a club, and you had a lass with famously massive jammers, you wouldn’t be daft enough to put your personal mobile number on a delivery note, thereby placing it in the hands of an amoral tiddy-fiend who might, hypothetically , know someone who can hack in to phones and look for tiddy pics would you? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31225 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10380 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 8 minutes ago, ewerk said: Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind. He'll need a ladder to get into the fucker, he's only 4'6 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35614 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 What he lacks in height, he makes up for in radge 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22008 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 1 hour ago, Alex said: What he lacks in height, he makes up for in radge It's always the little ones who are most radgie. At school there was a lad simply called "Ginger" who was a really short and a complete psycho. Often the same for dogs too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 1 hour ago, Renton said: It's always the little ones who are most radgie. At school there was a lad simply called "Ginger" who was a really short and a complete psycho. Often the same for dogs too. keep mrs Renton out of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Sorry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 3 hours ago, ewerk said: Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind. There’s already a minor celebrity working at my place, tbh. Clue- Newcastle Panto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20798 Posted April 25 Author Share Posted April 25 Oh no it isnt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: There’s already a minor celebrity working at my place, tbh. Clue- Newcastle Panto. Uncle Freddie? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11597 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9978 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 18 hours ago, ewerk said: Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind. It's all just a question of scale, he probably needed that licence to be able to legally drive a mini. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10380 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 6 minutes ago, Toonpack said: It's all just a question of scale, he probably needed that licence to be able to legally drive a mini. He can finally drive around his living room in this: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31225 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 What's been going on at The Vermont now? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10380 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 1 hour ago, ewerk said: What's been going on at The Vermont now? Trending TRIPPIER Trending DOUBLE DENIM Trending DRY FANNY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31225 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 "You fuckin' what, mate?" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10380 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 5 minutes ago, ewerk said: "You fuckin' what, mate?" I don't have a fanny and it still dried out seeing this. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Man United are apparently open to selling Rashford in the summer. They get Ashworth, we take Rashford, and we'll call it quits. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6785 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 16 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Man United are apparently open to selling Rashford in the summer. They get Ashworth, we take Rashford, and we'll call it quits. You and Wykiki have really fallen out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Does he hate him? He hates everyone man. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6785 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 13 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Does he hate him? He hates everyone man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10380 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 56 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Man United are apparently open to selling Rashford in the summer. They get Ashworth, we take Rashford, and we'll call it quits. Na given rashfords form this season they still need to pay the £20m. Fair is fair. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1286 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 10 hours ago, Gemmill said: Man United are apparently open to selling Rashford in the summer. They get Ashworth, we take Rashford, and we'll call it quits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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