Gemmill 44967 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 Add two dislocated shoulders to that too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44967 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 1 minute ago, ewerk said: The figures seem strange to me. Last season I felt we were largely injury free for most parts aside from Wilson and Isak but according to his figures our injuries were actually worse? And we'd need to see the comparison with injuries under Steve Bruce for more context. Correlation isn't always causation. The comparison with last season is a good shout. If last season looks worse on those stats then it turns this bloke's patter into bollocks, cos we were actually incredibly lucky with injuries last season. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9783 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 (edited) 15 minutes ago, ewerk said: The figures seem strange to me. Last season I felt we were largely injury free for most parts aside from Wilson and Isak but according to his figures our injuries were actually worse? And we'd need to see the comparison with injuries under Steve Bruce for more context. Correlation isn't always causation. Even then Wilson (from memory) had knocks and was unexpectedly available more than usual, and Isak was largely back for the remainder of the season following his thigh problem and they were never really injured together (at least for long periods). Aside from Bruno crying because he thought he'd fucked his ankle (only to play a week later), Longstaff missing a game or two with injury, and Willock getting fucked up at Everton I can't think of any other real injuries. The daft cunt is probably counting injuries of players out on loan too - Hayden probably makes up for about 7.4 of that 9.4. Edited April 3 by Dazzler 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17286 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 13 minutes ago, Gemmill said: The comparison with last season is a good shout. If last season looks worse on those stats then it turns this bloke's patter into bollocks, cos we were actually incredibly lucky with injuries last season. Someone suggested it’s due to more games this season? 6 more in the champions league but 3 more in the carabao last season…fa cup 3 more games this season so by my calculations it’s 6 more games? I could get to like this stat gig ☺️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9783 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 8 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Someone suggested it’s due to more games this season? 6 more in the champions league but 3 more in the carabao last season…fa cup 3 more games this season so by my calculations it’s 6 more games? I could get to like this stat gig ☺️ You took the scenic route to get to the fact that the CL games are the reason for more games 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30645 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 17 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Someone suggested it’s due to more games this season? 6 more in the champions league but 3 more in the carabao last season…fa cup 3 more games this season so by my calculations it’s 6 more games? I could get to like this stat gig ☺️ We've played three more league games than we had at this point last season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17286 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: You took the scenic route to get to the fact that the CL games are the reason for more games I was showing my working 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35100 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 We’re probably only having this conversation now because Dummett is such a fucking nugget. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9783 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: I was showing my working You get no extra marks for that in stat club, that shit only flies in GCSE maths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30645 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 Now so cute now, eh Gemmill? 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9783 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 14 minutes ago, ewerk said: Now so cute now, eh Gemmill? He put his phone in rice so soak up the spit after filming this. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44967 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 Truer Geordie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10866 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 19 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Truer Geordie. Truther Geordie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9783 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 1 minute ago, The Fish said: Truther Geordie I'd subscribe to Pearson’s patreon that I presume he definitely has just to hear him try to say truther correctly. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 "The only man on the planet who could bite a curly wurly and still miss the chocolate" 😂 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35100 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 Marble-ous conwent from gemrz hewo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9248 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 2 hours ago, ewerk said: Now so cute now, eh Gemmill? dear fucking god. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 I heard his left hand dumped him via text last week, poor lad is suffering. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30645 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Gemmill would pay a lot of money for this POV. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9783 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Gemmill would pay a lot of money for this POV. Adam Pearson is an AI generated visualisation of what goes on in Steve Wraith's head and no one can convince me otherwise. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 594 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 Apparently Lascelles’ ACL surgery went well, and he will be expected back for the 2034 pre-season. And aye I’m going to hell. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11291 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 9 hours ago, BobHopeandNoHope said: Apparently Lascelles’ ACL surgery went well, and he will be expected back for the 2034 pre-season. And aye I’m going to hell. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44967 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35100 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Home v QPR. Is there a more underrated English player of the last 40 years? Some of the goals he scored and created out of almost nothing were incredible. Just a genius really 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20210 Posted April 6 Author Share Posted April 6 I'm more in awe of the forward pass by Batty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now