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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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Yet another freak injury no doubt. Cool. Hopefully six weeks doesn't turn into 4 months or whatever it was for Anderson.

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

At least it’ll have made Craig Hope’s day 

And ruined the next day due to the friction burns on his shaft.

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9 hours ago, ewerk said:

I'm thinking that Lloris has been telling a few white lies to get out of doing the night feeds.

 

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There are also flights to Paris and Amsterdam 7days a week from Newcastle. WTF is she taking about!

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18 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said:


That’s out of order you need to start treating women with respect. 

 

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I like how she’ll have said that whilst knowing it was absolutely untrue and the Mail printed it anyway. Almost certainly also knowing it was bollocks. The UK press in a nutshell 

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1 minute ago, Alex said:

I like how she’ll have said that whilst knowing it was absolutely untrue and the Mail printed it anyway. Almost certainly also knowing it was bollocks. The UK press in a nutshell 

 

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5 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

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That’s a bit strong. He could hardly be considered a player whilst employed by Newcastle.

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Nicked off twitter:

 

 Pope - 4 months out, dislocated shoulder could be a long term issue

Tripps - mental breakdown, currently injured
Schar - constant niggles somehow carries on
Botman - nursing injury for too long, out until the summer 
Burn - broke back hasn't been the same since
Targett - missed most of the season
Lascelles - ACL out for 6-9 months
Longstaff - nursing injury all season & gone to shit 
Bruno - fit but not the same trying to avoid suspension for weeks on end
Joelinton - out for months
Willock - missed most of the season
Barnes - barely kicked a ball & been out for most of the season
Tonali - 10 month ban
Anderson - out for months with broken back
Wilson - missed months of the season 
Isak - missed loads of the season & nursing a groin injury when he does play
Almiron - season of niggles
Murphy - out for weeks with dislocated shoulder
Dubravka - was playing through a mystery illness

 

Never known a season like it

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