Holden McGroin 6227 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Just now, Gemmill said: Chelsea v Villa Spurs v City The field is getting nicely thinned next round if we can get through. As long as Liverpool stay in we’ll never win it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 8606 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Chelsea v Villa Spurs v City The field is getting nicely thinned next round if we can get through. which city? sky boy. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20413 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Not delighted with a PL team away given our away form tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41317 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 4 minutes ago, Renton said: Not delighted with a PL team away given our away form tbh. Aye, but they have to paint the away end black and white- these are the rules now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31565 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: He's not aged one bit. He's the football version of the darts kid He's the Simon Weston of White Hart Lane, the jammy cunt. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31565 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 It gets better, apparently she was a Man U fan in 2010! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1417 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 47 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Fulham away is about as pleasant a draw as we could have asked for really. I’d fancy us to beat them at full strength At least its not a Tranmere where half the team will get seven shades kicked out kf them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted January 8 Author Share Posted January 8 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: It gets better, apparently she was a Man U fan in 2010! Aye but that's ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8438 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Didn't realise Joey Barton had so many burner accounts on here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1272 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 1 hour ago, Renton said: Not delighted with a PL team away given our away form tbh. We've 2 weeks off before it. Fancy us to win as comfortably as on Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8680 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 9 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: It gets better, apparently she was a Man U fan in 2010! It's fake, why someone would do that, it's pathetic. There's a distinct lack of any outrage from any other international "fans" an all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10422 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 Makes sense to have people representing different parts of the fan base on the fan representative board, doesn't it? There should be fans that've been going for decades and fans that are new to the whole thing. Also, I'd take three of her over one Steve Wraith. None of it really matters, it's all lip service anyway. These owners, just like any other owner, will do what helps the 'brand', do what makes the monies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34060 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 12 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Could've been better, could've been a lot worse. I'm just staggered we haven't got a Liverpool or Man City away. By the time Spurs were drawn at home I was convinced we were getting pulled out by Mabbutt. (He had diabetes as a professional footballer, not a lot of people know that, it never used to be brought up or owt). Also, who could forget this? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45323426 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21280 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 polo neck tucked in to chinos - of course its 29 years old 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8438 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 (edited) A year later and he'd gone fully grey and lost the plot to whiskey nose's mind games. Aah nostalgia, you're a cruel bitch. Edited January 10 by Dazzler 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 I was walking home from school that day. Walked past my mam who was going out with a friend. I was with three of my mates, all Leeds fans. Mam 'Keegans sold Cole' Me 'Nah, he wouldn't do that' me looking at my mam I almost cried. Looked at my mates, they're pissing themselves laughing. Me 'Fuck off' *runs* lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I was walking home from school that day. Walked past my mam who was going out with a friend. I was with three of my mates, all Leeds fans. Mam 'Keegans sold Cole' Me 'Nah, he wouldn't do that' me looking at my mam I almost cried. Looked at my mates, they're pissing themselves laughing. Me 'Fuck off' *runs* lol I picture this like a scene from a Yorkshire version of The Machine Gunners. All grazed knees, hobnail boots and snot-caked top lips. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8438 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I was walking home from school that day. Walked past my mam who was going out with a friend. I was with three of my mates, all Leeds fans. Mam 'Keegans sold Cole' Me 'Nah, he wouldn't do that' me looking at my mam I almost cried. Looked at my mates, they're pissing themselves laughing. Me 'Fuck off' *runs* lol It was my first real bit of heartache as a toon fan. My mam had bought me the green and blue third kit from the Sheff Wed kit clash and it didn't fit me until the new season started, the only Christmas present I'd asked for was Cole 9 on the back and we sold the cunt a few weeks later and I couldn't wear it ever again! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10422 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I picture this like a scene from a Yorkshire version of The Machine Gunners. All grazed knees, hobnail boots and snot-caked top lips. Sobbing into the teacakes as he pushes his Hovis pedal bike up the steepest hill in the world. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 4 minutes ago, The Fish said: Sobbing into the teacakes as he pushes his Hovis pedal bike up the steepest hill in the world. Breadcakes FFS My mam was as scary as Brian Glover too tbh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 7 minutes ago, The Fish said: Sobbing into the teacakes as he pushes his Hovis pedal bike up the steepest hill in the world. This cunt would be riding it. Highest gear so his legs are a blur but he's only going 0.5 mph faster than the old biddy walking up the hill. "Ey up Martin. What's tha mitherin' about?" "*pant* You *pant* wouldnt *pant* UNDERSTAND *pant*, Auntie *pant* June. BYEEEEE!" *30 seconds later* "You're still here, Martin. Does tha want a push?" "UGH! BYE AUNTIE JUNE!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10422 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: This cunt would be riding it. Highest gear so his legs are a blur but he's only going 0.5 mph faster than the old biddy walking up the hill. "Ey up Martin. What's tha mitherin' about?" "*pant* You *pant* wouldnt *pant* UNDERSTAND *pant*, Auntie *pant* June. BYEEEEE!" *30 seconds later* "You're still here, Martin. Does tha want a push?" "UGH! BYE AUNTIE JUNE!" Only thing going faster than his legs are three geriatrics going down the same hill in a bathtub. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 "BYEEEEE MARTIN!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31565 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: This cunt would be riding it. Highest gear so his legs are a blur but he's only going 0.5 mph faster than the old biddy walking up the hill. "Ey up Martin. What's tha mitherin' about?" "*pant* You *pant* wouldnt *pant* UNDERSTAND *pant*, Auntie *pant* June. BYEEEEE!" *30 seconds later* "You should get taxi 'ome instead of struggling on t'bicycle, why don't you telephone your mate CT, 'ees taxi driver int'ee? 'Ee wa just talking about you t'other day asking if I 'ad any photographs of you from childhood? Seemed a lovely chap, reminded me of local hero sir Jimmy Savile before 'ee went rogue." "UGH! BYE AUNTIE JUNE!" Does CT know everybody's relatives? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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