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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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5 minutes ago, Alex said:

At work we’re supposed to name files with the prefix YYYY-MM-DD. Which (because computers recognise that as a number and the newer the date, the bigger the number) means they’re in reverse date order. Where it falls down is hardly anyone remembering to do and / or get their head round it 

 

Sorry, were you calling me a dweeb earlier? :lol:

 

I tried explaining this to a lass at work for filename convention and she just looked at me like she wished I was dead.

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Just now, Gemmill said:

 

Sorry, were you calling me a dweeb earlier? :lol:

 

I tried explaining this to a lass at work for filename convention and she just looked at me like she wished I was dead.

Firstly, yes I was ;) 

Secondly, I don’t think it’s that hard to get your head around, is it? Not you I mean but apparently it is :lol: and while my previous role was a data one, involving spreadsheets. I pretty much fell into it and taught myself most of the stuff I needed to know. But was still just what I would consider proficient. So only half a dweeb, if that. I’d rather have more expertise as I’d probably be on a canny bit better wage 

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21 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Hope those sick kids gave them absolute pelters for that shit show at Chelsea 😡😡😡😡


hound trippier out of the hospital if he dares show his face!

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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Sorry, were you calling me a dweeb earlier? :lol:

 

I tried explaining this to a lass at work for filename convention and she just looked at me like she wished I was dead.

 

Was that before or after you started talking about naming conventions?

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21 hours ago, Gemmill said:

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Put this together cos I wanted to see if there was any mitigation for our away form. Not sure it's been a worthwhile exercise but there's a couple of things. 

 

The last column is the days between matches - so if we have a match on the 1st and another on the 4th, days between is 2.

 

Average number of days leading up to a home games is 5.3 vs 3.1 leading up to away games. So a 42% reduction in preparation time for away games vs home games - note: this is quite heavily skewed by international breaks which have all fallen before home games. 

 

We did get unfortunate in that 4 of our games immediately following CL games were Away games - we got 5 points from the 4, one of which was the demolition of Sheffield United. 

 

From the two home games that followed CL games, we took 6 points. 

 

Rest days (if you can call them that) do seem to matter though. The average number of days leading up to a win is 5.4, whilst the games that we are drawing (2.3) and losing (3.6) have a much lower number of days post the previous match. 

 

That's it. Maybe some mitigation? 

 

 

I've got a table and little calculator to give you miles between the stadiums in the PL if you want it?

 

Home team down the left of the bottom table

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1 hour ago, ewerk said:

Looks like Adam P got one of Gemmill’s ‘special sweeties’.

 

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Wonder who helped him Prittstick on that armpit fluff?

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Just now, Howmanheyman said:

Did the YouTube lass get desperate for content after her twitter spat with chopra and do a one off joint recording with him calling it a 'Lost Cherry' production? 

If you're right about her levels of desperation, perhaps she provided the fluff for him from her... y'know, her "Growler"?

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49 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Wonder who helped him Prittstick on that armpit fluff?

Especially when he had one hand behind his head and the Prittstick in the other hand.

 

Have we considered ghosts?

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