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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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I know the bloke that's helping the club build their player data analysis stuff. This is his thing, he's worked with clubs across all different sports all over the world and he reckons we are really going to town on it and building something special. Says Ashworth and Howe are obsessed (in a good way) with data and insights. 

 

I know this will upset some on here who think the only stats you need to know are goals for and against (MENTIONING NO NAMES) but for the actual intelligent amongst us (MENTIONING NAMES THIS TIME: me and @The Fish), this will be music to our ears. 

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

I know the bloke that's helping the club build their player data analysis stuff. This is his thing, he's worked with clubs across all different sports all over the world and he reckons we are really going to town on it and building something special. Says Ashworth and Howe are obsessed (in a good way) with data and insights. 

 

I know this will upset some on here who think the only stats you need to know are goals for and against (MENTIONING NO NAMES) but for the actual intelligent amongst us (MENTIONING NAMES THIS TIME: me and @The Fish), this will be music to our ears. 

 

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33 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I know the bloke that's helping the club build their player data analysis stuff. This is his thing, he's worked with clubs across all different sports all over the world and he reckons we are really going to town on it and building something special. Says Ashworth and Howe are obsessed (in a good way) with data and insights. 

 

I know this will upset some on here who think the only stats you need to know are goals for and against (MENTIONING NO NAMES) but for the actual intelligent amongst us (MENTIONING NAMES THIS TIME: me and @The Fish), this will be music to our ears. 

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Dave loses all subjectivity when it comes to French wingers. It's all about how many beats his heart skips. As we know I've undergone surgery to ensure that never happens to me. 

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47 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Dave loses all subjectivity when it comes to French wingers. It's all about how many beats his heart skips. As we know I've undergone surgery to ensure that never happens to me. 

The heart wants what the heart wants, and my heart wants glorious, infuriating, brilliant failure. 

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What I don’t get is how he finances his trips abroad, 5 star hotels etc. I assume he’s in debt to the bank of mam and dad because there’s no chance he’s making enough out of his YT subs to pay for all that 

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He's a comedy genius, whether it's intentional or not is a different matter. 
 

I was in tears when he was trying his hotel food in Portugal. :lol: 

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Just now, Dr Gloom said:

What I don’t get is how he finances his trips abroad, 5 star hotels etc. I assume he’s in debt to the bank of mam and dad because there’s no chance he’s making enough out of his YT subs to pay for all that 


10,000,000 views, monetised won't be bad money at all tbh 🤷🏻‍♂️

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He's probably got product placement deals for Burger King and McDonalds :lol:

Who's to say he's not being funded in part by the club? He does seem to be able to get himself quite close to the players on a regular basis.

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1 minute ago, Tom said:

I've googled there and a 2022 estimate is $5 per 1000 views 

 

So on that basis you're talking $50,000. If he's living at home with Mam & Dad it's more than plausible he can afford the trips he is. 

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