Winston 41 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Lads looking abit of info please. Im organising to go over to the away game against Liverpool on Wednesday 31st Aug. I have a few mates who have Liverpool season tickets so will be able to get in that way but would prefer to be in the away section. I dont have a Newcastle season ticket so is it possible to get an away ticket? Any help would be greatly appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 10 minutes ago, Renton said: Excel is pretty rank as a programming tool like but it's fairly universal in my field. Error checking is a right ball ache, For the simple stuff you do, it's fine. Interesting, Jimmy. Do you use it to make maps of the hospital corridors? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 34 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Sick of people trying to run projects with it, learn kanban fuckers Why in the fuck are people using Excel for that? That sounds like a PP rather than an EP though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 36 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Sick of people trying to run projects with it, learn kanban fuckers Agreed although thankfully I've never come across someone who's tried to use it for that. I imagine they're the same level of turds who use powerpoint as a CAD solution. Kanban is great, but it needs to be an organisation-wide culture else it fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21567 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 11 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Interesting, Jimmy. Do you use it to make maps of the hospital corridors? Naah, complicated economic models incorporating probabilistic sensitivity analysis, things like that. If you've got one error somewghere embedded in several dozen worksheets, it fucks everything and is almost impossible to find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 8 minutes ago, Craig said: Agreed although thankfully I've never come across someone who's tried to use it for that. I imagine they're the same level of turds who use powerpoint as a CAD solution. Kanban is great, but it needs to be an organisation-wide culture else it fails. As a Scrum Master I couldn’t agree more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 18 minutes ago, Renton said: Naah, complicated economic models incorporating probabilistic sensitivity analysis, things like that. If you've got one error somewghere embedded in several dozen worksheets, it fucks everything and is almost impossible to find. Ah right, I see your problem. I get around this by simply not making errors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Hopefully we’ll have the Champions League place and Title sorted for the penultimate game at home to Walkers Crisp City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 I wonder when I’ll get out of the habit of instantly looking at the relegation run in 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Tom said: I wonder when I’ll get out of the habit of instantly looking at the relegation run in When it's the Title run in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Tom said: I wonder when I’ll get out of the habit of instantly looking at the relegation run in In all the years I've been supporting I've always looked up fixtures in this order: - Opening Day - Final Day - Boxing Day - New Years Day - Mackems (if they're in our division) - Top 4/6 teams from previous season. The rest is just meh .... and that includes the likes of Villa & Everton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20111 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Have the 'top 6' got their wish if not having a hard game near the WC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Have the 'top 6' got their wish if not having a hard game near the WC? No, we have Chelsea at home two days before the break, but have a fairly easy run in before that 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Have the 'top 6' got their wish if not having a hard game near the WC? 5th November Chelsea v Arsenal Spurs v Liverpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 (edited) Thank fuck those "leaked" fixtures were pure bollocks. They had us playing all the top sides in the first month or so. The actual fixtures are much more manageable, with the three match run of Citeh at home and Wolves and Liverpool away the only real ball aching run until November. As for the office software discussion I had no idea there was such a thing as a scrum master 😂 so you learn something new everyday. Edited June 16, 2022 by Polarboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9385 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Polarboy said: Thank fuck those "leaked" fixtures were pure bollocks. They had us playing all the top sides in the first month or so. The actual fixtures are much more manageable, with the three match run of Citeh at home and Wolves and Liverpool away the only real ball aching run until November. As for the office software discussion I had no idea there was such a thing as a scrum master 😂 so you learn something new everyday. Got to give the techies who are shite something to do, invariably someone with their tongue up a directors arse and usually wankers full of their own importance. No offence KCG, probably a decent one somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 11 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Got to give the techies who are shite something to do, invariably someone with their tongue up a directors arse and usually wankers full of their own importance. No offence KCG, probably a decent one somewhere. If you had a clue what you were talking about I might take offence but I still get £500 a day so hey ho. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4156 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Polarboy said: Thank fuck those "leaked" fixtures were pure bollocks. They had us playing all the top sides in the first month or so. The actual fixtures are much more manageable, with the three match run of Citeh at home and Wolves and Liverpool away the only real ball aching run until November. As for the office software discussion I had no idea there was such a thing as a scrum master 😂 so you learn something new everyday. Scrum master II is all the rage these days. Also, you need someone to explain/blame when all those data science projects fail to deliver. I'm been promising myself for a while to lay-off Excel and give something like PowerBI a go for things like dashboards. There's always one reason or the other you keep coming back to Excel, the thing is universal for a reason. Also, finance people hate change and are sick enough of their lives to add learning a new software in the mix. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4156 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Found myself going straight to the last couple of months of the fixtures before realizing we don't need to worry about who we're playing on the last day anymore Wonder how long before the Ashley era trauma subsides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9385 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: If you had a clue what you were talking about I might take offence but I still get £500 a day so hey ho. Seems you have corroborated my views 😛 Thick end of 30 years IT Project and Programme Management experience, but aye I don't have a scooby. Should have been paid way more as mainly worked with yanks, there should be a "suffering yanks" allowance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Well this has all been a massive help to Winston 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 37 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Seems you have corroborated my views 😛 Thick end of 30 years IT Project and Programme Management experience, but aye I don't have a scooby. Should have been paid way more as mainly worked with yanks, there should be a "suffering yanks" allowance. I imagine being a project manager now is like it was being a typesetter when computers were introduced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 14.11.2022 will be rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33113 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Pancrate/cake 2022 remix The fixtures came out I had a glance, Excel, excel, Scabs at home We have a chance, Excel, excel. The fixtures came out I had a glance Excel, kanban, all holding sway and £500 a day but ah divven knaa what kanban is. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: If you had a clue what you were talking about I might take offence but I still get £500 a day so hey ho. Inside or outside of IR35? - if you knew what you were talking about, you'd not be doing scrum with Agile anymore ,like the true agile Jedis. 😜 (I don't do project management on Excel) but at least you can do timeframes, iteration and produce quality , rather than broken features more easily without Kanban and bloody Scrum... An hour of productivity lost every day in most places. just being a cnut here tho, cos something about that post seemed a little too smug for a Scrum Master backing kanban on a football forum. Edited June 16, 2022 by scoobos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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