Howe's It Gan Pet v Captain Scarlet wannabe, Playmobil Fam, Blood, Ya Get Me?

[trooper 940]

Wor Flags have asked fans to be in their seats 10 minutes before kick off. Let's hope the Sky cameras pick up whatever's planned 

[Dr Gloom 24254]

  On 16/05/2022 at 08:42, PaddockLad said:

Just had a Spurs fan be civil to me….whilst I enjoyed the novelty, he can fuck right off with that fuckin shit the fuckin cockney cunt

 

@Dr Gloom Where are you heading for your shandy tonight? 

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i’ll be wherever CT isn’t 

 

 

[thebrokendoll 10832]

@Dr Gloom

 

you've shamed us expats here I'm afraid.

since I've started going to matches again I've gone practically naked, just to show how tough I am still.

Edited May 16, 2022 by thebrokendoll

[Billy Whitehurst 1064]

  On 16/05/2022 at 08:53, Craig said:

South West. You must be in some sort of fucking micro-climate 😂

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Speaking of South West London, I saw the lesser spotted Jeff Hendrick in Fulham yesterday. All that money and he looked like a fucking tramp, scruffier than William Storey.

[Monkeys Fist 46403]

CT will be getting a micro-chub at every bloke he spots wearing a jacket when he gets his binoculars out and scans the crowd. 
 

[Monkeys Fist 46403]

  On 16/05/2022 at 10:42, Billy Whitehurst said:

Speaking of South West London, I saw the lesser spotted Jeff Hendrick in Fulham yesterday. All that money and he looked like a fucking tramp, scruffier than William Storey.

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But… Gandaft is a multi-millionaire? 
 

 

[Christmas Tree 5347]

  On 16/05/2022 at 09:33, Dr Gloom said:

i’ll be wherever CT isn’t 

 

 

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I’m still recovering from an unplanned and very stupid afternoon out on Saturday.

 

6 pints of Blue Moon. 6 fucking pints.  

 

I don’t drink that often but even when I do, 3 is about my limit.

 

Choose any pub in the city as they will all be CT free  

[Dr Gloom 24254]

  On 16/05/2022 at 11:13, Christmas Tree said:

I’m still recovering from an unplanned and very stupid afternoon out on Saturday.

 

6 pints of Blue Moon. 6 fucking pints.  

 

I don’t drink that often but even when I do, 3 is about my limit.

 

Choose any pub in the city as they will all be CT free  

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jokes aside, I’m half tempted to check out those gigantic jugs of joy at the Trent - see if they’re all they’re cracked up to be. (Not yours, obvs)

[Dr Gloom 24254]

  On 16/05/2022 at 09:24, Christmas Tree said:

Just got grimmer  

 

 

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fuck me, 24 hours in Winterfell 

[Christmas Tree 5347]

  On 16/05/2022 at 11:15, Dr Gloom said:

jokes aside, I’m half tempted to check out those gigantic jugs of joy at the Trent - see if they’re all they’re cracked up to be. (Not yours, obvs)

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[PaddockLad 19672]

  On 16/05/2022 at 11:15, Dr Gloom said:

jokes aside, I’m half tempted to check out those gigantic jugs of joy at the Trent - see if they’re all they’re cracked up to be. (Not yours, obvs)

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Please provide pictorial evidence 👍

[Christmas Tree 5347]

  On 16/05/2022 at 09:29, Gemmill said:

 

I guarantee your dog doesn't get walked on days like this. Back door opened, you in your crocs picking turds up. 

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Happy?

 

 

[The Fish 11410]

Nice of your daughter to send you that picture so you can lie to the mean boys on the internet and make out like you do take the dog out for a walk sometimes.

[Christmas Tree 5347]

  On 16/05/2022 at 11:49, The Fish said:

Nice of your daughter to send you that picture so you can lie to the mean boys on the internet and make out like you do take the dog out for a walk sometimes.

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Happy now  

 

 

[The Fish 11410]

  On 16/05/2022 at 11:59, Christmas Tree said:

Happy now  

 

 

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A ) Why are you swearing at your dog?

B ) Hah! look at your little piggy fingers, or

C )... I think your daughter needs to see a doctor.

[Gemmill 52479]

  On 16/05/2022 at 11:45, Christmas Tree said:

Happy?

 

 

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The look of pure contempt on that dog's face. 

[Christmas Tree 5347]

  On 16/05/2022 at 12:20, Gemmill said:

 

The look of pure contempt on that dog's face. 

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Should see the photo when she found out it might thunder and lightning  

 

[Gemmill 52479]

She lives in a house where people eat cabbage carbonara. I'm sure she's well accustomed to rolling thunder. 

[Craig 7338]

  On 16/05/2022 at 09:29, Gemmill said:

 

I guarantee your dog doesn't get walked on days like this. Back door opened, you in your crocs picking turds up. 

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Are you suggesting he walks it on other days?

[Craig 7338]

  On 16/05/2022 at 11:13, Christmas Tree said:

6 pints of Blue Moon. 6 fucking pints.  

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Goes well with 6 pints of Lloyd Grossman Lamb Bhuna, so I'm told. 

[Monkeys Fist 46403]

  On 16/05/2022 at 12:29, Craig said:

 

Goes well with 6 pints of Lloyd Grossman Lamb Bhuna, so I'm told. 

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LITRES! IT WAS 6 FUCKING LITRES! 

[Monkeys Fist 46403]

  On 16/05/2022 at 11:59, Christmas Tree said:

Happy now  

 

 

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Pigsy was obviously soaking his trotters for a few hours then saw Fish’s post, switched off the Denise Squelch porn and frantically texted his daughter. 
“ Wait on the path by the garden gates- I’ll be out in a minute”. 
 

 

[Dr Gloom 24254]

Alright pet, a duck pizza to go please. I’ve got a few pints of Grossman’s finest chilling to wash it down with. Happy days. What? No Lamb kofta pizzas either? Fine, a cabbage carbonara it is. I’ve got this 32” waist to consider, after all. Sorry, what sort of establishment are you running here?

[Monkeys Fist 46403]

Shall I start a “Tits from The Trent” thread for you Gloomy, for later, when you share the joy with us ? 

[Dr Gloom 24254]

  On 16/05/2022 at 14:04, Monkeys Fist said:

Shall I start a “Tits from The Trent” thread for you Gloomy, for later, when you share the joy with us ? 

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