Howe's It Gan Pet v Captain Scarlet wannabe, Playmobil Fam, Blood, Ya Get Me?

[trooper 940]

Wor Flags have asked fans to be in their seats 10 minutes before kick off. Let's hope the Sky cameras pick up whatever's planned 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

50 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Just had a Spurs fan be civil to me….whilst I enjoyed the novelty, he can fuck right off with that fuckin shit the fuckin cockney cunt

 

@Dr Gloom Where are you heading for your shandy tonight? 

i’ll be wherever CT isn’t 

 

 

[thebrokendoll 9244]

@Dr Gloom

 

you've shamed us expats here I'm afraid.

since I've started going to matches again I've gone practically naked, just to show how tough I am still.

Edited May 16, 2022 by thebrokendoll

[Billy Whitehurst 895]

1 hour ago, Craig said:

South West. You must be in some sort of fucking micro-climate 😂

Speaking of South West London, I saw the lesser spotted Jeff Hendrick in Fulham yesterday. All that money and he looked like a fucking tramp, scruffier than William Storey.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

CT will be getting a micro-chub at every bloke he spots wearing a jacket when he gets his binoculars out and scans the crowd. 
 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 minute ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

Speaking of South West London, I saw the lesser spotted Jeff Hendrick in Fulham yesterday. All that money and he looked like a fucking tramp, scruffier than William Storey.

But… Gandaft is a multi-millionaire? 
 

 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

i’ll be wherever CT isn’t 

 

 

I’m still recovering from an unplanned and very stupid afternoon out on Saturday.

 

6 pints of Blue Moon. 6 fucking pints.  

 

I don’t drink that often but even when I do, 3 is about my limit.

 

Choose any pub in the city as they will all be CT free  

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Just now, Christmas Tree said:

I’m still recovering from an unplanned and very stupid afternoon out on Saturday.

 

6 pints of Blue Moon. 6 fucking pints.  

 

I don’t drink that often but even when I do, 3 is about my limit.

 

Choose any pub in the city as they will all be CT free  

jokes aside, I’m half tempted to check out those gigantic jugs of joy at the Trent - see if they’re all they’re cracked up to be. (Not yours, obvs)

[Dr Gloom 21924]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Just got grimmer  

 

 

fuck me, 24 hours in Winterfell 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

jokes aside, I’m half tempted to check out those gigantic jugs of joy at the Trent - see if they’re all they’re cracked up to be. (Not yours, obvs)

  

[PaddockLad 17281]

12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

jokes aside, I’m half tempted to check out those gigantic jugs of joy at the Trent - see if they’re all they’re cracked up to be. (Not yours, obvs)

Please provide pictorial evidence 👍

[Christmas Tree 4725]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

I guarantee your dog doesn't get walked on days like this. Back door opened, you in your crocs picking turds up. 

Happy?

 

 

[The Fish 10858]

Nice of your daughter to send you that picture so you can lie to the mean boys on the internet and make out like you do take the dog out for a walk sometimes.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

10 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Nice of your daughter to send you that picture so you can lie to the mean boys on the internet and make out like you do take the dog out for a walk sometimes.

Happy now  

 

 

[The Fish 10858]

4 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Happy now  

 

 

A ) Why are you swearing at your dog?

B ) Hah! look at your little piggy fingers, or

C )... I think your daughter needs to see a doctor.

[Gemmill 44901]

34 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Happy?

 

 

 

The look of pure contempt on that dog's face. 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

The look of pure contempt on that dog's face. 

Should see the photo when she found out it might thunder and lightning  

 

[Gemmill 44901]

She lives in a house where people eat cabbage carbonara. I'm sure she's well accustomed to rolling thunder. 

[Craig 6682]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

I guarantee your dog doesn't get walked on days like this. Back door opened, you in your crocs picking turds up. 

 

Are you suggesting he walks it on other days?

[Craig 6682]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

6 pints of Blue Moon. 6 fucking pints.  

 

Goes well with 6 pints of Lloyd Grossman Lamb Bhuna, so I'm told. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 hour ago, Craig said:

 

Goes well with 6 pints of Lloyd Grossman Lamb Bhuna, so I'm told. 

LITRES! IT WAS 6 FUCKING LITRES! 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Happy now  

 

 

Pigsy was obviously soaking his trotters for a few hours then saw Fish’s post, switched off the Denise Squelch porn and frantically texted his daughter. 
“ Wait on the path by the garden gates- I’ll be out in a minute”. 
 

 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Alright pet, a duck pizza to go please. I’ve got a few pints of Grossman’s finest chilling to wash it down with. Happy days. What? No Lamb kofta pizzas either? Fine, a cabbage carbonara it is. I’ve got this 32” waist to consider, after all. Sorry, what sort of establishment are you running here?

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Shall I start a “Tits from The Trent” thread for you Gloomy, for later, when you share the joy with us ? 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Shall I start a “Tits from The Trent” thread for you Gloomy, for later, when you share the joy with us ? 

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