Norma's Nuanced Nabob's Newcastle v Shergar's Shithouse Stealing Scouser's

[Craig 6700]

24 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Who ever made the original of this has never driven in to Liverpool. 
 

Makes Walker and Byker look like Darras Hall 

 

Yep, there are some areas of Liverpool - Walton, Bootle, Kensington that's fucking awful.

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Well I’ve been on the drink since 10. Into pint no 3 at the old George inn. My new favourite pub.

 

What a place.

 

As I’m so near the corner flag, pint no 4 could see me on the pitch  

 

 

CT in the Bigg Market 

 

 

Viz has become reality. 

[trooper 940]

5 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Well I’ve been on the drink since 10. Into pint no 3 at the old George inn. My new favourite pub.

 

What a place.

 

As I’m so near the corner flag, pint no 4 could see me on the pitch  

 

 

Had many a pint in there in the 70's & 80's

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

Here you go CT- pass the time until kick off. 
 

Find the cans of Ace

[Rayvin 5294]

Howay, I reckon we can make a bit of a statement here. Maybe not win, maybe lose, but I reckon we can make Liverpool work for it.

[Howmanheyman 33819]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

CT in the Bigg Market 

 

 

Viz has become reality. 

CT's the broon bottle.

[trooper 940]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

CT's the broon bottle.

Another beer & he'll think he's Biffa Bacon " Did you call my pint a puff" 😁

[Howmanheyman 33819]

CT outside the old George about an hour after the game.....

 

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

CT outside the old George about an hour before the game.....

 

FYP 

[sammynb 3507]

8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Here you go CT- pass the time until kick off. 
 

Find the cans of Ace

 

Why is Roger Melly not the man on the telly? And where's Buster's barrow gone?

[ewerk 31195]

Shay Given the shortest man on the BT Sport panel despite being the only goalkeeper  

Edited April 30, 2022 by ewerk

[sammynb 3507]

We've got that cunt Owen and Tim fucking Sherwood doing the pre-game chat here on our coverage - time to watch something on netflix until KO.

[sammynb 3507]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Shay Given the shortest man on the BT Sport panel despite being the only goalkeeper  

 

Big fucking heart and hands though.

[trooper 940]

Big Joe up front again today 

[OTF 7485]

 

1 minute ago, trooper said:

Big Joe up front again today 

 

Not sure that's the right choice for this game.

[thebrokendoll 9450]

20 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Well I’ve been on the drink since 10. Into pint no 3 at the old George inn. My new favourite pub.

 

What a place.

 

As I’m so near the corner flag, pint no 4 could see me on the pitch  

 

 

 

just popped in to the trent house on the off chance I'd bump in to toontastic's legendary tory singer song writer and you're not even fucking here!

so..... 

pre afternoon in the trent there must be a no tits out rule and I've just been charged £5.25 for a whisky cask cider. should've stopped in the percy, you owe beer me lad. 

[ewerk 31195]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

 

 

Not sure that's the right choice for this game.

Agreed. Now watch him bag a hatrick.

[trooper 940]

3 minutes ago, trooper said:

Big Joe up front again today 

I hope he make Van Dijk look like a Dick today 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14043]

I’m also in the Old George ffs. Please avoid me, CT

[Christmas Tree 4820]

So fucking close to the corner flag. Either gonna catch a ball or get hit in the face

 

 

[Howay 12496]

Fair play to Howe with that line up, clearly trying to play a more attacking game than just sit deep.

 

Also, coverage over here so far about 12 seconds of a mention for us and it was still more about Liverpool “Newcastle have been in good form recently so these Liverpool changes could be a risk” . 

Edited April 30, 2022 by Howay

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

38 minutes ago, sammynb said:

We've got that cunt Owen and Tim fucking Sherwood doing the pre-game chat here on our coverage - time to watch something on netflix until KO.

At least it’s not Tim Westwood  

[Gemmill 46001]

Nice dive Jota, you cunt. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Good positive start.

[Gemmill 46001]

Haha the sun never shines in the North East jokes by the commentary team. Absolutely sensational stuff.