Norma's Nuanced Nabob's Newcastle v Shergar's Shithouse Stealing Scouser's

[toonotl 2916]

Is the crowd noise quieter than usual or am I going deaf?

[Gemmill 44114]

Mackems are winning. Bring on the playoff heartache! 

[Rayvin 5151]

2 minutes ago, toonotl said:

Is the crowd noise quieter than usual or am I going deaf?

 

Might be what CT said about the early kick off tbh. People haven't had time to put a few pints away.

[Howay 12496]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Haha the sun never shines in the North East jokes by the commentary team. Absolutely sensational stuff. 

 

Tbf to the one I have on they just had to clarify what Sunderland are to give context as to why Henderson was being booed “he played for Sunderland, a club that’s just down the road from here”.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

‘A team a couple of league’s down from here’

[Chaser 1199]

2nd half when there's a couple more pints in the belly might make a difference..... or a goal for us.

[Gemmill 44114]

Something has definitely shifted with ASM. Looking for the cross to Joelinton there instead of being fixated on beating his man. 

[Gemmill 44114]

3 minutes ago, Howay said:

 

Tbf to the one I have on they just had to clarify what Sunderland are to give context as to why Henderson was being booed “he played for Sunderland, a club that’s just down the road from here”.

 

I'm in the same one I think. The NBC coverage. 

[ewerk 30167]

Over to Mike Riley…

[Gemmill 44114]

Aye that's not a foul on Schar tbf. Hopefully the feeling of injustice will spur us on to something. 

[ewerk 30167]

Of course there was no chance of that cunt giving it to us.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

I thought you couldn’t win the ball and then take the player out.

[Gemmill 44114]

Just now, ewerk said:

Of course there was no chance of that cunt giving it to us.

 

It didn't even look like a foul in real time. Looks even less of a foul on the replay. 

[PaddockLad 16992]

Off the ground & studs up = no foul if you’re playing Liverpool

[Howmanheyman 32608]

Goal to Newcastle, let's scrutinise this to fuck. Goal to Liverpool, wins the ball, cleans the player out, no multiple replays required slowing it down to hopefully disallow it. Fuck that shit, that's just for 'the likes of' Newcastle United.

[Gemmill 44114]

Diaz getting borderline praised for not going down in the box there. What a top top lad. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13762]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Diaz getting borderline praised for not going down in the box there. What a top top lad. 

BT is beyond belief like  It’s amazing that Liverpool came along and invented football so we could all bask in their glory

[sammynb 3342]

Where's the card for that cunt Milner? Professional foul, no?

[toonotl 2916]

The universal media love in with Liverpool is so fuckin annoying.

[Isegrim 9680]

Shame, I thought we would give them more of a game. There is a lack of urgency in things.

[Howmanheyman 32608]

Too many players being offside unnecessarily.  

[sammynb 3342]

BTW Milner was bang average for us and yet he's won the title and trophies with Citeh and Liverpool - is he not the luckiest cunt in football?

 

Edit: After cabbagehead.

Edited April 30, 2022 by sammynb

[spongebob toonpants 3902]

I hate these Scouse cunts but they are sickeningly good

[Howmanheyman 32608]

Targett's having his toughest game so far unsurprisingly I suppose.

[Isegrim 9680]

It’s not working with ASM as a central striker. We should change tactics asap