Norma's Nuanced Nabob's Newcastle v Shergar's Shithouse Stealing Scouser's

[wykikitoon 20145]

Tough tough test for us.  Would like to see us competing better than we have against the top sides.  If Liverpool play like today I think we can get 3 points.  However I cannot see it.  The big toothed cunt in charge won't allow them to do that and they are starting ahead of City so will want to pressure on them.

'H'way Lads, get a point min and I'll treat thee to tha laundary doing pet' 

Edited April 24, 2022 by wykikitoon

[Howay 12496]

I think their game today is a tough one to use, Everton had absolutely no intention of competing at all and ended with almost single figure percentage of possession. 

[Howmanheyman 33219]

I'd have preferred Liverpool to be away midweek in the SF, hard to see Villarreal doing another big gun again. 

[ewerk 30611]

38 minutes ago, Howay said:

I think their game today is a tough one to use, Everton had absolutely no intention of competing at all and ended with almost single figure percentage of possession. 

Aye, their ‘disciplined performance’ will help them avoid defeat against lesser opposition but it won’t win them many games.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

4-3 to us. Dwight Gayle with the winner in 89th minute.

[MrBass 2651]

9 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

4-3 to us. Dwight Gayle with the winner in 89th minute.

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

4-3 to us. Dwight Gayle with the winner in 89th minute.

[Craig 6682]

We'll not win this one. We'll be lucky to get a draw.

[toonotl 2979]

Looking for a decent performance on this one. If we can challenge them and keep the game close then happy days. If we can sneak a result and fuck their title challenge, all the better.

[Andrew 4748]

We did well against them early in the season, 3-1 flattered them iirc. 

 

Were in much better form now than then, but they are unquestionably one of the best sides in the world and they'll do pretty much anyone if they show up in form. 

[OTF 7295]

4 hours ago, Craig said:

We'll not win this one. We'll be lucky to get a draw.

Nothing to lose it will be interesting to see what the tactics are.

[trophyshy 7083]

7 hours ago, Craig said:

We'll not win this one. We'll be lucky to get a draw.

[wykikitoon 20145]

They struggled for large parts yesterday to break down a very shit Everton side.  Come on where's your spirit! 

[Craig 6682]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

They struggled for large parts yesterday to break down a very shit Everton side.  Come on where's your spirit! 

 

Funtime Frankie sent Everton out to be utter cunts from the get-go. We won't.

Realism, but I think our run at home will come to an end. Of course I'd be utterly delighted to be wrong.

[wykikitoon 20145]

 Funtime Frankie 

Aye, I am under no illusion we will win tbh.  A derby like that is totally different.  If we can hold them and even get a point I will be chuffed.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Don’t care about the result. It’d be nice to see us just have a go and see if we can compete rather than try to contain them 

[NJS 4386]

It'll be similar to the Leicester game in approach imo. 

[Alex 35083]

I’m quite the opposite, I care about the result and want to make it as difficult as possible for them. We’re nowhere near being able to compete by having a go. They’re one of the best five sides on the planet. 

[spongebob toonpants 3996]

I hope we make Athletico look 70's Brazil and absolutely shithouse a 0-0

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

I’m quite the opposite, I care about the result and want to make it as difficult as possible for them. We’re nowhere near being able to compete by having a go. They’re one of the best five sides on the planet. 

Aye, get every dirty trick in the book learned and thrown at them. Could really do with Saint-Maximin’s stars aligning when we’re on the break

[MrBass 2651]

I'm hoping that their game against Villarreal on Wednesday is a gruelling one - a few injuries to their key players wouldn't go amiss either. We nick a 1-0 win and laugh as Klopp bemoans the fixture schedule.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

hopefully klopp will be left gnashing his freakishly large, white teeth 

[aimaad22 4156]

I'd be happy if we're even just able to make a competitive game of it. They're world class and in a rich vein of form. Doesn't get much harder than this. A point would be huge.

 

Interesting to see how the team fares against this level of opposition in the belief and confidence they show on the ball. I'm sure there will be periods where we will just be lumping the ball out with the high press they deploy, but I'm hoping to see just a tiny bit of belief in terms of build up play and passing. None of that tippy tappy crap at the back though, Dubravka needs to be hoofing it asap

[tinofbeans 91]

19 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

hopefully klopp will be left gnashing his freakishly large, Grey teeth 

FTFY

[Howay 12496]

Mike Dean is the VAR official .