Dennis Patterson's, Dagmar Sausage Guzzling Mags v Smith's Crab Loving Canaries

[Howay 12496]

The angry, totally not bothered, fans of other clubs up and down the country will be refreshing the Newcastle twitter account eagerly waiting to comment on the team photo. I wonder what original replies there will be? Maybe “it’s only Norwich not the CL”, “sportswashing at its finest”, “shows what money can do” will be among them. 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

1 weeks holiday, 3 wins

 

Think we need a crowd fund to keep me on holiday  

[Sonatine 11361]

24 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Look at this beautiful man ❤️💦

 

LOOK AT HIM!  

[Toonpack 9385]

Just now, Christmas Tree said:

1 weeks holiday, 3 wins

 

Think we need a crowd fund to keep me on holiday  

Mariupol is nice this time of year

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Just now, Christmas Tree said:

1 weeks holiday, 3 wins

 

Think we need a crowd fund to keep me on holiday  

£2:50 a week is all we need lads, to keep this poor man on the breadline. 
 

[toonotl 2977]

Another fine performance.

 

Its probably been said to death but Bruno is a class above. His eye for a pass is mental.

 

We’re in the top half. Mental. 

[Gemmill 44804]

1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said:

1 weeks holiday, 3 wins

 

Think we need a crowd fund to keep me on holiday  

 

We'll need to invent some more sex games too. 

[Howay 12496]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

His Mrs. has definitely dumped him. 

 “Just hold the camera and press play on the music… just once okay? Alright man I will stop having Alex and Steve round… no I’ll not stop buying rotisserie chickens I wouldn’t say it’s exactly a problem… right last try” 

[Sonatine 11361]

 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

We'll need to invent some more sex games too. 

Truffle Hunt? 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Big Joe. A machine. A fantastic goalscoring machine.

[Alex 35060]

10 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

1 weeks holiday, 3 wins

 

Think we need a crowd fund to keep me on holiday  

Can you still post? That could be the dealbreaker

[Gemmill 44804]

 

 

Mint. 

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

24 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

QFLOLZ

 

That statement was true at 3pm today. At 4.45pm he's now the best striker on the best striker on the clubs books

 

[trophyshy 7083]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

 

That statement was true at 3pm today. At 4.45pm he's now the best striker on the best striker on the clubs books

 

Kinky. 

[Howmanheyman 33121]

Bruno is pure sex, like.  That through ball to Jigsaw Murphy was sublime but not as sublime as his finish. I was actually laughing as he approached Krul as you just knew he wasn't going to fuck it up, the complete opposite feeling to when Murphy is one on one.  

 

Right, two things are obvious by now, one, VAR are fucking DYING to find something against us, that was fucking ridiculous, about five passes before the goal, it's onside and they're still having a good fucking look, you just don't see that in other games to the same extent. Two, If you want ASM to pass on tap simply inform the supporters to olé every pass.

 

Right, I'm off to crack on with Gemma on the DAZN party line........

 

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Liverpool and Man City next. Not beyond us to get something out of either of those games which would likely decide the title!

[trophyshy 7083]

Beyond Sausage now.  We’ve broken through lads.  This is it.  
 

[trophyshy 7083]

 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

1 minute ago, trophyshy said:

 

[Gemmill 44804]

1 minute ago, trophyshy said:

 

 

MigLovin' in the middle.

 

His footwear is off the chain. 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Trippier following the team all over the country whilst injured. Next seasons captain

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

[Christmas Tree 4725]

9 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

 

Miggi needs a sun bed  

[NJS 4377]

Sherwood backtracking all the way up Howe's arse as far as he can go on SSN.