Bruno Guimarães

[Gemmill 44777]

 

 

[wykikitoon 20107]

Badge kissing cunt*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I love this bloke so much

[Gemmill 44777]

 

 

I mean, all of this is gonna look a bit hollow if he's fucked off two months from now.

 

But I've got faith, I think he might stick around. He's got young kids who were born here, he's just bought a house, presumably his wife is settled, his dad is like a local celebrity. 

[Tdansmith 3259]

20 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Badge kissing cunt*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I love this bloke so much

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

I mean, all of this is gonna look a bit hollow if he's fucked off two months from now.

 

But I've got faith, I think he might stick around. He's got young kids who were born here, he's just bought a house, presumably his wife is settled, his dad is like a local celebrity. 

 

   

 

From Alianca and Rio to Newcastle upon Tyne, a home away from home. Joelinton and Bruno, our Brazilian Geordies.

 

[The Fish 10838]

2 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

Honestly looks like a screen grab from a FIFA game.

 

Also he's saying

 

[OTF 7295]

17 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Badge kissing cunt*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I love this bloke so much

 

You'd kiss his rusty sheriff's badge

[OTF 7295]

14 hours ago, The Fish said:

Honestly looks like a screen grab from a FIFA game.

 

Also he's saying

 

Nah, Hall is actually playing now for real.

[Rayvin 5217]

Really is going to be interesting this summer. Is this the club we hope it is with the team spirit and relationships between players and fans, or is it gearing up to be another standard "big club".

 

We shall see I suppose.

[Dr Gloom 21909]

If he listen to what he says and tweets and consider the recent house purchase, he isn’t going anywhere.

 

But the release clause exists for a reason. PSG are one of the few clubs capable of paying £100m up front and his mrs is French (I think) so it wouldn’t surprise me if he does go. 
 

I’d be gutted if he does go and a little disappointed in him. He’d just be another cog in the wheel there, in a farmers league, albeit with a chance of going deep in the champions league. But he can be a legend for us. 

 

The one club I’d forgive him leaving for is Real Madrid. Seems unlikely this summer though due to Kronos signing an extension. 

[Gemmill 44777]

His wife is Brazilian. She'll have loved that flag stuff yesterday as much as he did. 

[Gemmill 44777]

I wouldn't feel badly towards him at all if he leaves. It's a really short career and his job is to make the absolute most of his talent, not to keep our club and its fans happy.

 

I'll be gutted and it's gonna be a long month to the end of June, but he certainly doesn't sound like someone who's agitating to go.

 

But if someone triggers his release, then he's gonna be put to a decision. And if they offer him double his wage, and they're a permanent fixture in the last 4 of the CL, he'd honestly be a bit stupid not to go. 

[wykikitoon 20107]

2 hours ago, OTF said:

 

You'd kiss his rusty sheriff's badge

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

[Gemmill 44777]

I would never have picked that on spot the ball. 

[Toonpack 9373]

13 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I would never have picked that on spot the ball. 

 

Showing your age. Did anyone ever win spot the ball ? Ball always seemed to be in the most unlikely place.

[Andrew 4747]

 

[Gemmill 44777]

21 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Showing your age. Did anyone ever win spot the ball ? Ball always seemed to be in the most unlikely place.

 

Alex has mentioned in the last on here that the location of the ball wasn't actually genuine, but was instead decided by a panel. 

 

The panel wouldn't have picked that spot on the Bruno photo either, come to think of it. So I'm still in there with a chance. 

 

But no, never won. 

[Meenzer 15510]

25 minutes ago, Andrew said:

 

Blyme, wasn't expecting him to pick Luke O'Nien

[Alex 35046]

16 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

That was actually a very good finish that he made look very easy 

[Alex 35046]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Alex has mentioned in the last on here that the location of the ball wasn't actually genuine, but was instead decided by a panel. 

 

The panel wouldn't have picked that spot on the Bruno photo either, come to think of it. So I'm still in there with a chance. 

 

But no, never won. 

It was some legal thing where you couldn’t win a cash prize based on something that had already occurred / someone could’ve potentially seen (and cheated to win). So they took the ball out then a panel of ex-players (like the pools panel) decided where they thought it should be  When it was the ones in the Shoot Annual (see answers on page 52 or whatever) then presumably that rigmarole was not required 

[LondonBlue 752]

 

Supposedly Man City are looking at both Bruno (to replace phillips) and Paqueta (to replace bernado)

 

Tolmie is usually a decent source for City targets  ... https://twitter.com/RealTolmie/status/1785354577744691250

 

Obviously I have no idea if there is any substance to it. Maybe you guys do.

 

My question is, IF Newcastle were inclined to sell Bruno to City, what would it take?

 

oh and please don't shoot the messenger, i know what it's like we've had bernado to barca every summer. just like we had david silva and aguero to real madrid every summer (they stayed so maybe bruno will too)

 

[Dr Gloom 21909]

4 minutes ago, LondonBlue said:

 

Supposedly Man City are looking at both Bruno (to replace phillips) and Paqueta (to replace bernado)

 

Tolmie is usually a decent source for City targets  ... https://twitter.com/RealTolmie/status/1785354577744691250

 

Obviously I have no idea if there is any substance to it. Maybe you guys do.

 

My question is, IF Newcastle were inclined to sell Bruno to City, what would it take?

 

oh and please don't shoot the messenger, i know what it's like we've had bernado to barca every summer. just like we had david silva and aguero to real madrid every summer (they stayed so maybe bruno will too)

 

IMO, at least £150m

 

apparently the £100m release clause can only be activated by foreign teams already in the champions league and the fee has to be paid up front. So realistically, you’re talking PSG Real, or a Saudi club, which seems less likely given he’s at the peak of his powers. 

 

It would take an astronomical bid from an English club so it’s probably a nonstarter for Man City. 

[The Fish 10838]

Yeah, like Gloomy says, to sell to a domestic opponent we'd need enough money to replace him (either directly or in the aggregate), enough money to ensure we don't look like soft touches and enough money to placate the fans. 

 

Bruno isn't just our best player, he's a symbol of the new Newcastle, he's adored by the fans, and by extension the owners and execs get credit for him. Sell him to a PL club and all that disappears. 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6578]

I’d love Paqueta in our team btw. 
 

If we signed Mbeumo (who could probably do a job as the third striker as well as winger) and him whilst picking up a couple of new defenders on the cheap (eg Tobin and Kelly) - then we’d be in with a top 4 finish.