Bruno Guimarães

[Howay 12496]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Apparently nee relegation release clause in his contract.

What an absolute bloke! He’s like nah lads no chance of that relegation shite so don’t even waste the ink on the clause. Must push his balls around in a wheelbarrow, which might make him slower than we think he is but still faster than Longstaff. 

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

 

 

[Tom 14011]

That’s not a flip  

[Dr Gloom 21909]

Makes Robbie Keane’s trademark celebration look impressive. My six year old daughter does better cartwheels. Call off the deal 

[strawb 4246]

52 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Makes Robbie Keane’s trademark celebration look impressive. My six year old daughter does better cartwheels. Call off the deal 

Show off

[Gemmill 44777]

Still no official announcement? Wonder if it'll be tomorrow morning when the French stock exchange reopens. 

 

 

8am for us if so. 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Still no official announcement? Wonder if it'll be tomorrow morning when the French stock exchange reopens. 

 

 

8am for us if so. 

Could be waiting til after tomorrow to announce all new signings together? 
 

Also sounds like we only have 2-3 staff trying to spin 10 plates currently, so formal announcements will be on the backburner 

[Alex 35046]

9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Makes Robbie Keane’s trademark celebration look impressive. 

It’s shit but nothing is that shit 

[Dr Gloom 21909]

Who told him cartwheels and rolly pollies were a good look? 
 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

9 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

Not quite the Lua Lua quality of celebration 

[thebrokendoll 9187]

22 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Who told him cartwheels and rolly pollies were a good look? 
 

 

not too dissimilar to my stumble in the woods a couple of weeks ago actually.

[Howay 12496]

6 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Still no official announcement? Wonder if it'll be tomorrow morning when the French stock exchange reopens. 

 

 

8am for us if so. 

This single post shows how fucking brutal Ashley was  from completely apathetic about football to googling when the Paris Exchange opens in the hope of our next player announcement, you love to see it. 

[Polarboy 2311]

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[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

[wykikitoon 20107]

It's official

Breaking News on SSN

[wykikitoon 20107]

 

 

 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Call me  

[wykikitoon 20107]

 

 

[Jimbo 175]

Now official....

[Sonatine 11354]

 

[wykikitoon 20107]

Texted a mate who's an Arsenal fan.

Replied 'Money talks, hope he's shit'

 

[Howmanheyman 33089]

8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 

Have RTG produced any reports from ancestry.com to ascertain whether he or Burn are MLF's yet?

 

[Alex 35046]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

Have RTG produced any reports from ancestry.com to ascertain whether he or Burn are MLF's yet?

 

 

[wykikitoon 20107]

8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Texted a mate who's an Arsenal fan.

Replied 'Money talks, hope he's shit'

 

May I add,  This cunt supports Leeds and Arsenal and even has a half and half scarve to show for it too  

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Officially our record transfer