Bruno Guimarães

[RobElliott 1485]

3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

The Athletic here helpfully serving up more hipster football terminology.  
 

So, does our squad have the right balance of progressors, orchestrators, unlockers and box-crashers????

 

 

We had all of them when we had St Maximin

[Dr Gloom 21912]

54 minutes ago, Alex said:

Divint gan forgetting your trequartistas. Especially in the fantasista mould 

 

mezzala, masala 

[Meenzer 15518]

chicken rezala

[Meenzer 15518]

Rozalla

[PaddockLad 17243]

Just now, Meenzer said:

Rozalla

Everybody’s free to suggest that, I couldn’t possibly comment

[Renton 21589]

3 hours ago, The Fish said:

Schaft - Spreader

Botman - Aggressor

Bum - Safety

 

Sounds like a list of desirable qualities for a porno fluffer to have on his CV. And I didn't even need to edit the Botman contribution. 

Edited September 5, 2023 by Renton

[Monkeys Fist 42387]

35 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Sounds like a list of desirable qualities for a porno fluffer to have on his CV. And I didn't even need to edit the Botman contribution. 

Wilson- finisher? 
Almiron- Box crasher? 
Isak- Reamer? 
 

 

C’mon, dude, you’re not even trying. 

[toonotl 2977]

Wilson is a box crusher.

[Renton 21589]

1 hour ago, toonotl said:

Wilson is a box crusher.

If anyone knows this, MF knows it. 

[MMXXVIII 1293]

Some of yeez lot talk some right shite like. Words like "fluid".

 

He needs a rocket up his arse and you can then wank over stats.

[sammynb 3355]

3 hours ago, toonotl said:

Wilson is a box crusher.

 

2 hours ago, Renton said:

If anyone knows this, MF knows it. 

 

I think you've got MF's place mixed up with chateau @wykikitoon

[wykikitoon 20115]

More of a Box splitter tbh

[Dr Gloom 21912]

7 hours ago, MMXXVIII said:

Some of yeez lot talk some right shite like. Words like "fluid".

 

He needs a rocket up his arse and you can then wank over stats.

 You not a fan of a fluid double pivot seamlessly interchanging with the number six? 
 

Probably more of a low block man  

[The Fish 10855]

9 hours ago, MMXXVIII said:

Some of yeez lot talk some right shite like. Words like "fluid".

 

He needs a rocket up his arse and you can then wank over stats.

You're kicking up a fuss about the word fluid? 

 

How would you describe it then? "umuhhhh fingy like y'knaa geet changey abouty an that"

[thebrokendoll 9188]

gone to utter shit this thread mind.

needs more baby talk.

[MrBass 2651]

19 hours ago, The Fish said:

Trippier - Progressor

Schar - Spreader

Botman - Aggressor

Burn - Safety

 

Tonali - Creator

Bruno - Creator

Joelinton - Box crasher

 

Gordon- Wide Threat

Isak - Roamer

Almiron - Box Crasher

 

Wilson - Finisher

Barnes - Wide Threat

Anderson - Unlocker

Longstaff - Orchestrator

 

Murphy - Shithouser

 

S'YP

[The Fish 10855]

17 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

gone to utter shit this thread mind.

needs more baby talk.

Well I just dropped my lad off at school for his first day. So I'll be wistfully looking of photos of him when he was a bairn for the rest of the morning. My ovaries clacking together like conkers battles before the fat cats in the EU ruined everything.

[MMXXVIII 1293]

24 minutes ago, The Fish said:

You're kicking up a fuss about the word fluid? 

 

How would you describe it then? "umuhhhh fingy like y'knaa geet changey abouty an that"

 

My point is the solution to his form isn't complicated. He needs to understand that he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

 

Once this is established again the nerds will have their stats to kid themselves something proper, proper scientific happened.

[RobinRobin 11260]

30 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

gone to utter shit this thread mind.

needs more baby talk.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

this takeover has turned me into a nerd - damn you successful club and the many podcasts and youtubers you inspire!

 

[The Fish 10855]

11 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said:

 

My point is the solution to his form isn't complicated. He needs to understand that he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

 

Once this is established again the nerds will have their stats to kid themselves something proper, proper scientific happened.

I dunno about you, but getting an aimless bollocking doesn't motivate me. 

[MMXXVIII 1293]

11 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I dunno about you, but getting an aimless bollocking doesn't motivate me. 

 

It isn't aimless though, is it? He has been SHITE for months by his standards.

 

I love Howe, I applauded his appointment and I can't see beyond him for the foreseeable. But last season I did begin to wonder if he had the minerals in him to manage certain situations well, this type of thing being one.

[The Fish 10855]

14 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said:

 

It isn't aimless though, is it? He has been SHITE for months by his standards.

 

I love Howe, I applauded his appointment and I can't see beyond him for the foreseeable. But last season I did begin to wonder if he had the minerals in him to manage certain situations well, this type of thing being one.

 

There is isn't any point in a "Play better!" bollocking. You have to instruct him what to do, why he needs to do it, what areas of his game are easily fixed with application and what the benefits will be to him and his team. This is the difference between a Roy Keane and an Eddie Howe.

 

This isn't about PASHUN, it's about focus and confidence. You try focussing, or having confidence in something, while some drill sergeant is screaming that you are a 5' 6" pile of shit.

 

[MMXXVIII 1293]

5 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

There is isn't any point in a "Play better!" bollocking. You have to instruct him what to do, why he needs to do it, what areas of his game are easily fixed with application and what the benefits will be to him and his team. This is the difference between a Roy Keane and an Eddie Howe.

 

This isn't about PASHUN, it's about focus and confidence. You try focussing, or having confidence in something, while some drill sergeant is screaming that you are a 5' 6" pile of shit.

 

 

His head's up his arse, it needs removed and I hope this isn't the difference between Brian Clough/Fergie/Keegan and Eddie Howe.

[thebrokendoll 9188]

7 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

There is isn't any point in a "Play better!" bollocking. You have to instruct him what to do, why he needs to do it, what areas of his game are easily fixed with application and what the benefits will be to him and his team. This is the difference between a Roy Keane and an Eddie Howe.

 

This isn't about PASHUN, it's about focus and confidence. You try focussing, or having confidence in something, while some drill sergeant is screaming that you are a 5' 6" pile of shit.

 

 

I'd let him take all the players kids on to the pitch on one of those model train things with carriages and that. bruno could be the driver with a cap and a whistle to blow.

that would work I think.

Edited September 6, 2023 by thebrokendoll