Bruno Guimarães

[The Fish 10856]

7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

He’s the best midfielder we’ve had at the club since Cabaye.  Hes still young, he’ll almost certainly train on . I suppose what I’m saying is he’s not quite there yet  

LEAVE BRUNO ALONE!

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Watched the match again today and there was a few that he wiped out and the camera would go to the player on the deck and then cut beautifully to a shot of Bruno walking away, glancing back with a mischievous glare on his face  

[wykikitoon 20129]

 

 

 

 

Edited January 16, 2023 by wykikitoon

[Craig 6682]

Casey has serious fucking issues. The main one being there's some dickheads who believe what he says.

[Howay 12496]

 

[Polarboy 2311]

Get him in that hyperbaric chamber. He could do a few years worth of training when he's in there for a few hours while he's at it. Can't remember who it was, but that prediction of Bruno being back for the second leg of the cup is hopefully looking good. The first leg would nice obviously, but nine days recovery is probably a bit optimistic. I think someone was saying that this was the first time Bruno badly sprained his ankle while playing, makes sense given he dances round people most the time, so that might explain why he was so worried coming off the pitch despite there seemingly not being that much to be concerned about. 

Edited January 16, 2023 by Polarboy

[OTF 7295]

8 hours ago, Howay said:

 

Told you bunch of bed wetters that it was not serious. You can't play on like he did with ligament damage and/or a break.

[OTF 7295]

Also 

[Holden McGroin 6582]

Might miss both semis though.

 

 

[wykikitoon 20129]

5 hours ago, OTF said:

Also 

 

is that McCarthy after the police missed his HDD under his mattress? 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

Most people who have ever played football or been running will have turned their ankle at some point. Hurts like buggery but can clear up in a few days

[The Fish 10856]

8 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Most people who have ever played football or been running will have turned their ankle at some point. Hurts like buggery but can clear up in a few days

Genuinely turned it carrying a box of pillows down a corridor. 

 

 

Did my left ankle jumping off a fence after playing football. Never properly healed because I was a dumdum and was back playing football too early, so it's weaker than the other and it turns more often than a normal human ankle should.

[Polarboy 2311]

 

[Gemmill 44849]

My uncle was an alcoholic, which did for him in the end. But not before he borrowed a tricycle off a kid in the street, sat on it, pointed it down a hill and let Jesus take the wheel. 

 

Obviously with a kid's tricycle, there's no independence between the speed the wheels spin and the speed the pedals spin, so they were going like the fucking clappers. My uncle contrives to get his foot ahead of one of the pedals and gets too close for comfort and this thing slams down on his Achilles, trapping his ankle between the pedal and the ground. 

 

For the rest of his life he had a condition called drop foot where basically if he lifted his leg, he couldn't hold his foot out straight - the toes just by default pointed directly at the floor. 

 

He spent the rest of his life walking around like he was in a one man human dressage competition. 

[Toonpack 9398]

Did he become an alcoholic before, or after, a certain nephew came along ?

[wykikitoon 20129]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

My uncle was an alcoholic, which did for him in the end. But not before he borrowed a tricycle off a kid in the street, sat on it, pointed it down a hill and let Jesus take the wheel. 

 

Obviously with a kid's tricycle, there's no independence between the speed the wheels spin and the speed the pedals spin, so they were going like the fucking clappers. My uncle contrives to get his foot ahead of one of the pedals and gets too close for comfort and this thing slams down on his Achilles, trapping his ankle between the pedal and the ground. 

 

For the rest of his life he had a condition called drop foot where basically if he lifted his leg, he couldn't hold his foot out straight - the toes just by default pointed directly at the floor. 

 

He spent the rest of his life walking around like he was in a one man human dressage competition. 

 

When I used to play 5 a side a lad snapped his achilles. Fuck me, the sound it made when it went. He got drop foot.

[Alex 35077]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

My uncle was an alcoholic, which did for him in the end. But not before he borrowed a tricycle off a kid in the street, sat on it, pointed it down a hill and let Jesus take the wheel. 

 

Obviously with a kid's tricycle, there's no independence between the speed the wheels spin and the speed the pedals spin, so they were going like the fucking clappers. My uncle contrives to get his foot ahead of one of the pedals and gets too close for comfort and this thing slams down on his Achilles, trapping his ankle between the pedal and the ground. 

 

For the rest of his life he had a condition called drop foot where basically if he lifted his leg, he couldn't hold his foot out straight - the toes just by default pointed directly at the floor. 

 

He spent the rest of his life walking around like he was in a one man human dressage competition. 

You’ve told that before but I still had to try very hard to stifle my laughter on the office 

[Surreymag 71]

Sounds positive. He just needs to not do anything silly while recovering.

[wykikitoon 20129]

12 minutes ago, Surreymag said:

Sounds positive. He just needs to not do anything silly while recovering.

Dude...............he's dead. 

[Monkeys Fist 42408]

[Isegrim 9772]

 

[MMXXVIII 1293]

7 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

 

 

Puff.

[wykikitoon 20129]

[MMXXVIII 1293]

Cracking player but she likes to hoy it aboot like a lass in the living room

and acts like one when she hurts her ankle, gannin off her me like.

[strawb 4248]

Worst post on the forum contender