Bruno Guimarães

[Gemmill 52508]

Is he trying to do a job swap with that dog? Tindall will sniff that shit out straight away when "Bruno" won't stop licking the fake tan off his legs. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15094]

Still quite mad that we have a full Brazilian international playing for us. Really, any international that isn’t playing for the one of the countries that make the numbers up is a novelty

[Tom 14287]

It’s mad we have  an england international, it’s off the scale we have a Brazilian lad  

[Dr Gloom 24255]

  On 21/03/2022 at 15:42, Tom said:

It’s mad we have  an england international, it’s off the scale we have a Brazilian lad  

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soon to be two brazilian internationals

 

[Craig 7345]

  On 21/03/2022 at 14:56, The Fish said:

 

I'd expect once Wilson is match fit, Wood will be consigned to the bench, or when we need a wrecking ball option up front.

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This. And he's not a bad option to come off the bench. Willock and Murphy will be decent options as well.

[ohhh_yeah 3073]

 

Bruno: "The guys here have already made music, shirts with my photo. Shirt with several pictures of me. If I give a backward pass, it’s Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!. When I scored, the guys wanted to invade the field. It’s been too cool, I’m enjoying it too much here."

 

[Gemmill 52508]

"Too cool"

 

Love this knacker. 

[OTF 8661]

What really strikes me with Bruno is how natural he is with the ball, it's hyperbole which I'm normally not a fan of, but it's like he was born with a ball at his feet. The back heel goal wasn't pre-meditated it was an instinctive strike, and there have been several other instances where he has played the ball in untraditional ways but with his natural fluidity. It's unlke anyone I've seen at the club before there's nothing showy or tricky about it and I'm genuinely excited to see what he can achieve here.

 

[Craig 7345]

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[scoobos 299]

  On 23/03/2022 at 09:30, OTF said:

What really strikes me with Bruno is how natural he is with the ball, it's hyperbole which I'm normally not a fan of, but it's like he was born with a ball at his feet. The back heel goal wasn't pre-meditated it was an instinctive strike, and there have been several other instances where he has played the ball in untraditional ways but with his natural fluidity. It's unlke anyone I've seen at the club before there's nothing showy or tricky about it and I'm genuinely excited to see what he can achieve here.

 

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The back heel seems to be a signature move! He used it twice to pass the ball in the Brazil game, one leading to the goal!!

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[Alex 37769]

  On 26/03/2022 at 11:50, scoobos said:

The back heel seems to be a signature move! He used it twice to pass the ball in the Brazil game, one leading to the goal!!

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Socrates used to do it all the time 

[Isegrim 10733]

  On 26/03/2022 at 18:39, Alex said:

Socrates used to do it all the time 

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Mostly smoking a fag at the same time.

[ohhh_yeah 3073]

 

 

 

[Gemmill 52508]

 

 

[Christmas Tree 5348]

How the fuckity fuck did we get him  

[Alex 37769]

  On 30/03/2022 at 05:17, Christmas Tree said:

How the fuckity fuck did we get him  

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[OTF 8661]

  On 30/03/2022 at 00:19, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

 

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If you go back earlier he actially started the play in his own half and advanced with the 1-2 before playing in Paqueta. Paqueta with the assist for Bruno's goal also.

[wykikitoon 23741]

[The Fish 11410]

Aye we're all here thinking he's mint, but that mask is hooked up to a tin of Dulux Once.

[ewerk 34211]

Nothing to worry about, gas and air are normal during labour.

 

 

[OTF 8661]

After the summer it will be three Brazilians and one fully waxed in our midfield.

 

Please don't slap me Will.

[Alex 37769]

  On 30/03/2022 at 08:06, The Fish said:

Aye we're all here thinking he's mint, but that mask is hooked up to a tin of Dulux Once.

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The correct name is ‘Twice’ 

[The Fish 11410]

  On 30/03/2022 at 11:04, Alex said:

The correct name is ‘Twice’ 

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at least. Put 3 coats of 'frost white' on the wall in the 2nd bedroom but could still see the faintest hint of the pale terracotta the previous owners used.

 

I mean, sure that subtle hue was actually just a reflection of the redbrick from the neighbour, but still.

[Howay 12496]

He’s absolutely fucking class. It’s going to be great watching him for us, especially once our front line improves and is able to really capitalize on his passing. 

[The Fish 11410]

  On 30/03/2022 at 12:27, Howay said:

He’s absolutely fucking class. It’s going to be great watching him for us, especially once our front line improves and is able to really capitalize on his passing. 

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The understanding he has with Pacqueta man, if we can sign him (or someone like him) his game will be next fucking level. Think Yorke and Cole, but not cunts.