Bruno Guimarães

[Gemmill 44868]

 

 

 

[ewerk 30604]

If there's one thing I can't stand it's hyperbole but I think it's safe to say that Bruno is the greatest player to have ever kicked a ball.

Edited February 2, 2022 by ewerk

[Andrew 4748]

The guys pass completion stats are incredible, actually having someone in the squad with the composure and skill to just keep the fucking ball will be great

[Howmanheyman 33185]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

If there's one thing I can't stand it's hyperbole but I think it's safe to say that Bruno is the greatest player to have ever kicked a ball.

We're being set up for one big fall if he isn't Zico and Zidane's love child after the first five minutes of his debut.  

[PaddockLad 17256]

SPOILER ALERT:  we might not beat Everton 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42428]

9 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

SPOILER ALERT:  we might not beat Everton 

 

 

Ffs! 
 

Right you tit- BAMBIS MAM GETS SHOT!!!!!

[trophyshy 7083]

[Dr Gloom 21921]

58 minutes ago, ewerk said:

If there's one thing I can't stand it's hyperbole but I think it's safe to say that Bruno is the greatest player to have ever kicked a ball.

 

he didn't even start the game. he got those stats in about 35 minutes on the field...!

 

i wish we'd got coutinho too - bruno, joelinton and coutinho would have been sexy as fuck. 

Edited February 2, 2022 by Dr Gloom

[PaddockLad 17256]

11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Ffs! 
 

Right you tit- BAMBIS MAM GETS SHOT!!!!!

 

Yeah...she fuckin deserved it too...putting it out there to all the young bucks

[Gemmill 44868]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

he didn't even start the game. he got those stats in about 35 minutes on the field...!

 

i wish we'd got coutinho too - bruno, joelinton and coutinho would have been sexy as fuck. 

 

17 minutes according to the tweet. 

[ewerk 30604]

30 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

SPOILER ALERT:  we might not beat Everton 

 

 

 

[Gemmill 44868]

 

Here's your boy. 

[ewerk 30604]

On a related note, nice to see that today's wordle was inspired by @Dr Gloom's keks.

[Gemmill 44868]

PS looks like Brazil were absolutely taking the piss out of Paraguay, so we should maybe take those stats with a pinch of salt. 

[Gemmill 44868]

Just now, ewerk said:

On a related note, nice to see that today's wordle was inspired by @Dr Gloom's keks.

 

Any excuse... 

 

Wordle 228 3/6

 

🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛

⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩

🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩

[Dr Gloom 21921]

6 minutes ago, ewerk said:

On a related note, nice to see that today's wordle was inspired by @Dr Gloom's keks.

 

horse cock is too many letters, surely? 

[The Fish 10857]

21 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

horse cock is too many letters, surely? 

I can make that in 4 letters

 

GGPP

[OTF 7295]

28 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Any excuse... 

 

Wordle 228 3/6

 

🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛

⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩

🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩

Wordle 228 2/6

🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Gemmill 44868]

5 minutes ago, OTF said:

Wordle 228 2/6

🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

 

Speaks to your dirty mind, this. 

[Howmanheyman 33185]

41 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Any excuse... 

 

Wordle 228 3/6

 

🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛

⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩

🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩

 

12 minutes ago, OTF said:

Wordle 228 2/6

🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

 

"Hello? Patreon? Ah yes, do you deal with toontastic subscriptions? I'd like to cancel mine. My name? JR Hartley, err, I mean, HMHM"

 

[Alex 35079]

Anyone know how to pronounce his surname yet? 

[The Fish 10857]

12 minutes ago, Alex said:

Anyone know how to pronounce his surname yet? 

 

Ge mer einz?

 

or....

 

Ge mer royce?

 

Orrrrrrr

Guimarães pronunciation: How to pronounce Guimarães in Portuguese (forvo.com)

Geemeraysh?

 

Personally think it's the latter

Edited February 2, 2022 by The Fish

[Alex 35079]

Yeah, I’m not saying it like that 

[The Fish 10857]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

Yeah, I’m not saying it like that 

'Bruno' it is then.

[Gemmill 44868]

I'm going with Gimmaresh. You lot can do WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU LIKE.