Howe's Beautiful Brazilian vs Tuchel's Tall Turgid Tosspot's

[Howmanheyman 33226]

The mackem presenter, 'subdued atmosphere, can't blame their fans' They should be defiant as fuck, man! (And the atmosphere isn't subdued if you take our lot into account).

[toonotl 2979]

It’s probably saved from being a red for two reasons. Firstly, it’s a big club so fuck us. But, second, littler players tend to get away with dirty shit a little bit because it doesn’t look as bad.
 

Most of the worst players in terms of grubbiness are little short man syndrome having strikers. At least that’s my observation. 

[FogOnTheClyde 20]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

The mackem presenter, 'subdued atmosphere, can't blame their fans' They should be defiant as fuck, man! (And the atmosphere isn't subdued if you take our lot into account).

And said, "Newcastle have frustrated Chelsea" despite us creating the best chances and being the better team

[Polarboy 2311]

4 minutes ago, toonotl said:

Great first half to disrupt their game plan. We had a few decent chances too. Agree with Renton — it’s bit of a disjointed game for the neutral. Interesting though that it maybe shows that Howe has grown since his Bournemouth days when he seemed to often be a bit reckless with that ‘We’ll score one more than you’ approach.

 

Still I think we’ll struggle to hold them for 90 minutes. They have a lot of quality and with Lascelles we’re always a split second from disaster. 

 

At Bournemouth I think it was more a case of well I may as well go for broke a little bit, given I probably don't have the quality to hold on for a full 90. 

[wykikitoon 20150]

Bruno decent effort there

[Isegrim 9777]

German commentator is watching a different match and just talking about how good Chelsea are playing.

[wykikitoon 20150]

Is it Havertz dad?

[Howmanheyman 33226]

Fucking corner that. 

[wykikitoon 20150]

Murphy is dim as at times.

[OTF 7295]

Eat a dick Havertz.

[Renton 21627]

Fuck off man.

[FogOnTheClyde 20]

Poor FK to give away there

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

More sterling refereeing  This time a booking for Murphy after Ziyech’s 8th dive of the day

[OTF 7295]

I for one am surprised that Ziyach ended up on the ground there.

[Dougle 3329]

The bloke on Radio Newcastle just said “time to head back to the stadium of light for Chelsea against Newcastle”.

Then they return to an already restarted second half after some fucking pointless extended interview with some local ice hockey player.

 And we pay these cunts £159 a year.

[wykikitoon 20150]

Mount picking up the ball and getting a FK against him  

[PaddockLad 17274]

Tough shit mount you entitled prick 

[wykikitoon 20150]

Just now, Dougle said:

The bloke on Radio Newcastle just said “time to head back to the stadium of light for Chelsea against Newcastle”.

 

Then they return to an already restarted second half after some fucking pointless extended interview with some local ice hockey player.

 

 And we pay these cunts £159 a year.

 

But Blue Planet III 

[toonotl 2979]

Love it. Nothing better than watching these little entitled cunts wanting a foul every time they flop on the floor. 

[Renton 21627]

What a man Burn is btw. 

[wykikitoon 20150]

How can Richards think its only a yellow with a massive smash on the side of Burns head? The thick Leeds cunt.

[toonotl 2979]

I’m enjoying Burn’s giant blue egg there on his head as a tutelary spirit reminding the ref he’s a pussy who bottled a straight forward red card. 

[Zathras 244]

Problem is they'll get the one(s) that counts.  

 

Got to head out now, will finish the match on delay this afternoon.  Cheers, lads!

[wykikitoon 20150]

Wolves winning

[Isegrim 9777]

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Is it Havertz dad?

Probably. He was struggling with the clear elbow as well.