Howe's Beautiful Brazilian vs Tuchel's Tall Turgid Tosspot's

[wykikitoon 20112]

Wow, we started the season with hardly a post in the actual footballing bit in here.  Now, it's back to buzzing and I must say, I have a right laugh reading some of the posts.  So, just shows how far we have come in such a short space.  A thank you to those making me laugh too.  I am disappointed with the title, but I didn't want to get Andrew or Tom into a legal battle  

 

The start of the season we didn't win in 11 under Brewcie.  Now we are 9 games unbeaten (10 if you include the Saudi Friendly ).  The last two games we haven't been at the races for large parts but have taken three points. That's something we haven't done in decades!  Fucking amazing.

 

Sunday though is a different beast.  They're an injured animal and prior to the freezing of stuff they're a top team anyways.  If we maintain our undefeated run I would be absolutely buzzing.  CT though, still shitting his pants at us going down.

 

Mandy, thank you for your beautiful Brazilian 💖

[Christmas Tree 4725]

They’ve only won half their home games this season so no reason why we can’t get something here.

 

Only downside is all the niggles we are picking up and just how fucked the players are having given so much in recent weeks.

 

3-2 to us

[Craig 6682]

47 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

They’ve only won half their home games this season so no reason why we can’t get something here.

 

Only downside is all the niggles we are picking up and just how fucked the players are having given so much in recent weeks.

 

3-2 to us

 

Fuck me, who's this imposter and what have you done with CT?! 

[Craig 6682]

Wykiki lad, you need to go find your stones. If we can get away with commenting on Eriksen and his 'achy breaky heart', we can get away with referencing Fulham's less wealthy, corruptly funded neighbours. 

As you were ....

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

8-0 win and Joelinton to plant a Ukrainian flag in the turf at full time 

[Craig 6682]

2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

8-0 win and Joelinton to plant a Ukrainian flag in the turf at full time 

 

Sounds a bit 'Sounessy'  You see Wykiki, THAT'S a demonstrable display of the size of one's Kahunas.

(I'm still utterly amazed he didn't get his bollocks chopped off for that one). 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Mandy, thank you for your beautiful Brazilian

 

[Howay 12496]

0-3 win by Eddie’s lot. Hopefully Joelinton is back. Our main concern is tiredness tbh, as mental as that is going into a game against Chelsea I don’t massively fear them - of course they will likely dominate the game and the difference they have over Southampton and Brighton is the high quality of their players, but we are solid and well drilled and a threat on every set piece. Tiredness might be what does us in. 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Genuinely think we have a chance of winning this  

[Gemmill 44805]

Definitely go there with as good a chance as we've had in years. I think they'll probably have too much though, and the tiredness point is massive. Our lot have been playing with the threat of relegation hanging over them too - proper high pressure situation - which will be draining mentally, setting aside the physical effort. 

[Isegrim 9761]

4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Genuinely think we have a chance of winning this  

The most important thing is that Howe‘s approach will be to go for a win.

What a great difference instead of going into games trying to avoid a hammering.

[Isegrim 9761]

8 hours ago, Craig said:

 

Sounds a bit 'Sounessy'  You see Wykiki, THAT'S a demonstrable display of the size of one's Kahunas.

(I'm still utterly amazed he didn't get his bollocks chopped off for that one). 

He probably did tbh. Would explain a lot tbf.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

34 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

The most important thing is that Howe‘s approach will be to go for a win.

What a great difference instead of going into games trying to avoid a hammering.

Spot on. It’s the change in mentality as much as much as anything that gives you hope. They’re clearly still favourites but we’ve got more than a puncher’s chance because we’ve got a game plan to try to win instead of just keeping it tight and hoping to nick a goal

[Craig 6682]

57 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

The most important thing is that Howe‘s approach will be to go for a win.

What a great difference instead of going into games trying to avoid a hammering.

Yeah I picked up on that in his post match interview last night. Definitely stated he'll be preparing to go for a win - what a refreshing change from Bruceball

[Isegrim 9761]

5 minutes ago, Craig said:

Yeah I picked up on that in his post match interview last night. Definitely stated he'll be preparing to go for a win - what a refreshing change from Bruceball

From Rafa, too. tbf

[Craig 6682]

6 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

From Rafa, too. tbf

 

Very much so. It reminds me very much of SBR for his style. I would have said KK but I think both Robson & Howe give slightly more thought to the back 4 thank Keegan did 

[Howay 12496]

In light of Chelsea having all their bank accounts and credit lines frozen, and possibility that our game with them might have to be forfeited I’m feeling even more confident in my 0-3 prediction .

[Gemmill 44805]

 

It's free bet time again, fanny magnets. The cheeky cunts making us 9 to 1 here btw against these absolute paupers. 

[Rayvin 5217]

I hope we win, would be a watershed result in many ways.

[trophyshy 7083]

How’s the bacon, you say?

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

On 10/03/2022 at 23:29, wykikitoon said:

Wow, we started the season with hardly a post in the actual footballing bit in here.  Now, it's back to buzzing and I must say, I have a right laugh reading some of the posts.  So, just shows how far we have come in such a short space.  A thank you to those making me laugh too.  I am disappointed with the title, but I didn't want to get Andrew or Tom into a legal battle  

 

The start of the season we didn't win in 11 under Brewcie.  Now we are 9 games unbeaten (10 if you include the Saudi Friendly ).  The last two games we haven't been at the races for large parts but have taken three points. That's something we haven't done in decades!  Fucking amazing.

 

Sunday though is a different beast.  They're an injured animal and prior to the freezing of stuff they're a top team anyways.  If we maintain our undefeated run I would be absolutely buzzing.  CT though, still shitting his pants at us going down.

 

Mandy, thank you for your beautiful Brazilian 💖

 

This gargantuan dick bloke with his thread title names! Please, never replace him.

 

[Tom 14011]

 

 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Got no idea what to expect today given the possible injuries / team selection.

 

Injury concerns over Joelinton, ASM, Bruno, Schar

 

And others like Fraser and Shelvey who looked run into the ground after Southampton.

 

If we can get a strong enough first 11 out then I’m hopeful of getting points, but we might have to get a few goals early before we drop like flies in the later stages.

 

Decent team & 3-2 to us 

[Gemmill 44805]

A few goals early sounds just like us at Stamford Bridge.

 

This cunt had us relegated this time last week. 

[Howmanheyman 33121]

These will be massively up for it, it's going to be a tough day if we're feeling the effects of injuries and fatigue? Not sure about how much the latter will effect us but can't see them, crowd and players slinking down. Hopefully we're at it ourselves.