wykikitoon 22568 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Leeds have rejected Raphinia bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14559 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Jose Fonte has been on Talksport, casually dropping that Botman is coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23401 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Jose Fonte has been on Talksport, casually dropping that Botman is coming good lad and well done taking one for the team to get this information by listening to talksport 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Aye there’s been a distinct lack of discussion around testicular fortitude on here as of late. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2959 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22568 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 35 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: How have botman and Etititike not signed on yet? Getting tired of reading their agents twerking for other clubs, time to move on from them, clearly have no balls. We need balls only Its not helped the internationals and now on holiday. Chill dude. Pissing the bed was last season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 299 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Howay said: Aye there’s been a distinct lack of discussion around testicular fortitude on here as of late. or adhesion / torsion , helicopters and penile rifling. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49412 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Maybe if we all get our knobs out and do the peeniecopter like that lad at the match, some of these dickheads will put pen to paper. Just give me the signal. I've got a call in 15 minutes but honestly this feels more important. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22568 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 What happened to Lewis last season BTW? Did he get injured? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49412 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: What happened to Lewis last season BTW? Did he get injured? He got Bruced in the first half of the season and wasn't in the squad from Jan on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32896 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Maybe if we all get our knobs out and do the peeniecopter like that lad at the match, some of these dickheads will put pen to paper. Just give me the signal. I've got a call in 15 minutes but honestly this feels more important. Given that you make Michelangelo’s David look well hung I'm not sure we'll miss your contribution. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49412 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Just now, ewerk said: Given that you make Michelangelo’s David look well hung I'm not sure we'll miss your contribution. I'm having to put mattresses up against all the windows actually, DICKHEAD. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10172 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 I am mildly intrigued as to just who it is who can vouch for kid dynamite being the chester-le,-street mandingo and poor gemmill being the complete opposite, and how do they know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7559 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Yo Mama for one 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23401 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 chinese mouse balls alert 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10172 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: Yo Mama for one I mean, it's all very well you lot having a cheap laugh here at my 85 year old mams expense, when by far the greater issue is Kid dynamite as good as admitting to being some hideous hybrid of jimmy saville and david fuller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23401 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22568 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 2/1 now 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6790 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Not so fast lads, the unhinged maggot has chucked a spanner in the works. Won’t be happening now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11885 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49412 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 (edited) Would be another statement signing and a great one to get any of the no balls crew feeling like their scrotum might actually contain something after all. I'm looking at you fucking A-HUGO. Edited June 23, 2022 by Gemmill 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22568 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 https://twitter.com/NUFCThreatLevel/status/1539663549215162368?s=20&t=tL6ajptYzG7Oh-wnOhIscg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 299 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Ok, tactfully now.. Eriksen is a good player - but aren't we forgetting something? We are newcastle united. If we sign eriksen it is nailed on he will die within the first 4 games, or have a massive heart attack that renders him in a coma for a decade... That is the Newcastle way. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6790 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Imagine the scenes if Eriksen signs for Newcastle having turned down Man United with them convinced they ONLY reason he said no is because it wasn’t London 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49412 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 1 minute ago, scoobos said: Ok, tactfully now.. Eriksen is a good player - but aren't we forgetting something? We are newcastle united. If we sign eriksen it is nailed on he will die within the first 4 games, or have a massive heart attack that renders him in a coma for a decade... That is the Newcastle way. He's got a defibrillator implanted in his tits. Even if he goes down he'll be resurrected like Tyson Fury within a ten second count. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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