Transfers, 2024-25 season

[Gemmill 48409]

Imagine watching Kelly play for the next 4 months and then being legally obliged to pay £20m for him.

 

[Gemmill 48409]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

A “TWAT ” summer, if you will 😀

 

 

 

 

[Gemmill 48409]

If you could please form an orderly queue to offer your gratitude and congratulations to Paul Mitchell for this EXTRAORDINARY deal. 

 

Slices of humble pie will be served later. 

[Kid Dynamite 7443]

19 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Could the last one out please turn off the lights? 

If we can get cash for Trippier and Krafth in fit again then I'd be tempted to sell. His best years are behind him now and he will be on big money.

 

Not sure who is plugging the gaps on the bench like! 

[Gemmill 48409]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

If we can get cash for Trippier and Krafth in fit again then I'd be tempted to sell. His best years are behind him now and he will be on big money.

 

Not sure who is plugging the gaps on the bench like! 

 

That's the issue, we're leaving ourselves very short if Trippier goes too. If the money is right though. 

 

I know the rest of this season is important, but deals like this could be huge come the summer. 

[Holden McGroin 7242]

1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said:

If we can get cash for Trippier and Krafth in fit again then I'd be tempted to sell. His best years are behind him now and he will be on big money.

 

Not sure who is plugging the gaps on the bench like! 

Don’t worry about that sort of thing.

 

[Dr Gloom 23065]

19 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

HOT MITCH SUMMER STARTS RIGHT HERE! WOOOOOOOOOO! 

 

[Dr Gloom 23065]

Just now, Holden McGroin said:

Don’t worry about that sort of thing.

 

 

our targets may not be available but who cares? 

 

SELL SELL SELL 

[Holden McGroin 7242]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

our targets may not be available but who cares? 

 

SELL SELL SELL 

[Holden McGroin 7242]

I’m sure we can recall Harrison Ashby….

[Gemmill 48409]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

In the sense that Big Mitch is EN FUEGO. That's the only reasonable description for a man that has just fleeced Juventus for £20m for Lloyd Kelly. 

 

If we had signed Kelly on loan with even an OPTION to buy him for £20m this month, there is no way we'd be exercising that option. I'm not even sure we'd be interested for half that amount. 

[Dr Gloom 23065]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

If you could please form an orderly queue to offer your gratitude and congratulations to Paul Mitchell for this EXTRAORDINARY deal. 

 

Slices of humble pie will be served later. 

 

i mean, sure. £20m for a lad we got on a free in summer is good business. 

 

sort of feels like we're writing off the season though. it's gone from a season of genuine expectation to a free hit for eddie if we move on three and bring in none 

[Gemmill 48409]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

i mean, sure. £20m for a lad we got on a free in summer is good business. 

 

sort of feels like we're writing off the season though. it's gone from a season of genuine expectation to a free hit for eddie if we move on three and bring in none 

 

Not really like cos neither Kelly nor Miggy were getting minutes. If we'd just sold Hall and Murphy, you could reasonably argue we were writing off the season. 

 

Kelly and Miggy going is nothing of the sort. 

[Gemmill 48409]

I've just ordered a CRATE of Ambre Solaire. I predict shortages in NE postcodes this summer. 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 23065]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

Not really like cos neither Kelly nor Miggy were getting minutes. If we'd just sold Hall and Murphy, you could reasonably argue we were writing off the season. 

 

Kelly and Miggy going is nothing of the sort. 

 

they are bodies though, whether they're starting games or not. we have done the RW debate to death but were you happy with our attacking options off the bench yesterday? i wasn't

 

when the game started to get away from us howe could only call on Osula, who he doesn't trust to play for more than 10 minutes in the league, and Willock, whose confidence is shot. whatever you think of Miggy, we are an Isak/Gordon injury away from the end of our season - there is literally no one to cover the front line other than square pegs in round holes or kids at this stage. 

 

it is a squad game and our numbers are dwindling. we are gambling on picking up our form while avoiding injuries so while i congratulate mitchell for getting £20m for him (if true - where is that story from?), i don't think howe is going to love going into the second half the season two with two or three fewer players to choose from 

[Kid Dynamite 7443]

What a move for Kelly btw. Living in Turin, playing CL football with Juve. 

[Gemmill 48409]

We're going round in circles here like. Of course the manager would always like more options, but we're talking about £30m+ got Miggy and Kelly here. Two lads that couldn't get a game for us. Thats crazy money. You can't knock it back. 

Edited 2 hours ago by Gemmill

[Dr Gloom 23065]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

We're going round in circles here like. Of course the manager would always like more options, but we're talking about £30m+ got Miggy and Kelly here. Two lads that couldn't get a game for us. Thats crazy money. You can't knock it back. 

 

Howe reportedly "furious" to lose Kelly, according to TBR Football 

 

https://tbrfootball.com/eddie-howe-furious-with-newcastle-as-paul-mitchell-could-sanction-more-departures-after-lloyd-kelly/

 

And no, I don't know who the fuck TBR Football are either

[Monkeys Fist 44230]

22 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

That's the only reasonable description for a man that has just fleeced Juventus for £20m for Lloyd Kelly. 

Different club, but I would fucking piss myself laughing if it turned out after they bought him that Kelly had a massive gambling habit.…

[Dr Gloom 23065]

51 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

That is an extremely good deal for us. 

 

link? 

[Toonpack 10861]

31 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I've just ordered a CRATE of Ambre Solaire. I predict shortages in NE postcodes this summer. 

 

 

 

Is it advisable for gingers to go out in summer daylight, even if slathered up in sunscreen ???

[wykikitoon 22018]

It will be nice when we're not the club scrambling in summer with PSR issues and we can have the upper hand.

[The Mighty Hog 553]

12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

Howe reportedly "furious" to lose Kelly, according to TBR Football 

 

https://tbrfootball.com/eddie-howe-furious-with-newcastle-as-paul-mitchell-could-sanction-more-departures-after-lloyd-kelly/

 

And no, I don't know who the fuck TBR Football are either

 

 

Looks like it's that Graeme Bailey's website. So yeah, like you say probably bollocks.

[Monkeys Fist 44230]

5 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Is it advisable for gingers to go out in summer daylight, even if slathered up in sunscreen ???

It’s fine for Energy Vampires 

[Gemmill 48409]

19 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

link? 

It's Craig Hope's WhatsApp thing. It's come from him though, so it'll be right.