Transfers, 2024-25 season

[Holden McGroin 7543]

Maybe Gemmill is in fact Luke Edwards. 

 

They get the same amount things correct as well.

 

[Gemmill 49732]

I do like chicken. 

[Dazzler 11686]

This could be the owners Keegan moment. They've brought in a new DOF and are fannying on with cheap signings and "couldn't get them over the line" 'purples'.

 

Howe to walk, sue the club and then slag off lasses football nailed on.

 

I wonder who we'll bring in to replace him now that Joe Kinnear is dead.

[Holden McGroin 7543]

Oddly Howe is only 10/1 to get sacked first. Steve Cooper is 12/1 and Erik Ten Fraud is 9/1

[Alex 36673]

14 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Oddly Howe is only 10/1 to get sacked first. Steve Cooper is 12/1 and Erik Ten Fraud is 9/1

Doesn’t necessarily reflect the reality. I would imagine a few piled on at long odds when he made that statement after Staveley left 

[The Fish 11313]

15 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Oddly Howe is only 10/1 to get sacked first. Steve Cooper is 12/1 and Erik Ten Fraud is 9/1

That will be tied up with the rumours about the England job.

[Meenzer 16405]

37 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I don't understand why we don't just ask Chelsea for a list of the players they don't want, and then get Adam Pearson to live-tweet pick one via eeny-meeny-miney-mo. 

 

Whichever of Chelsea's 17 keepers he can score a penalty past, we sign.

[wykikitoon 22732]

Would be quite amusing if we took him off Palace.  Talk of the Dippers getting him tho.

[Holden McGroin 7543]

Id imagine if Palace are in for him, he would the Guehi replacement.

[The Fish 11313]

On 20/08/2024 at 11:35, The Fish said:

 

PSR commitment for the next 6 years.

 

Committed to €105m for the next 2 years. The hope is we give Gordon, Isak, Tonali contract extensions to reduce the amount we're committed to spending each year. Maybe Barnes too. Obviously this doesn't account for the amount we're paying in wages on the likes of Fraser, Hayden, Lewis etc.

 

There's a lot of shit that we really need off our books. A lot of Shit.

 

And the estimated wages

 

 

 

 

[ewerk 33111]

 

[Kid Dynamite 7607]

46 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

And the estimated wages

 

 

 

 

Why are Tino's transfer installments so low!!!!

[Kid Dynamite 7607]

Lloyd Kelly on more than Isak ffs  

[PaddockLad 18955]

 

[Kid Dynamite 7607]

Matt Targett on more than Anthony Gordon  

 

[The Fish 11313]

29 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Why are Tino's transfer installments so low!!!!

 

Good catch. Something's fucked in the logic.  Let me check.

 

Edit - Turns out it was pulling from the wrong table.

Edited August 21, 2024 by The Fish

[Toonpack 11328]

4 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Gotta check your work before handing it in Fishy

 

This, it’s a slippery slope, before you know it he’ll be buying stuff that won’t fit in to where he wants it to go!

[Gemmill 49732]

Don't pay any attention Dave. "Something's fucked in the logic" is my response to almost everything I read in this thread. 

[The Fish 11313]

13 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Gotta double check your work before handing it in Fishy

 

You 'gotta' double check your fucking attitude. I create these things out of the clear blue sky, package and present them, and this is the thanks I get?

 

Go find a video of a heavily bandaged man pirouetting to no avail and get to waving at the little boatman, you pervert.

[The Fish 11313]

12 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

This, it’s a slippery slope, before you know it he’ll be buying stuff that won’t fit in to where he wants it to go!

Joiner is coming today. Ya bum.

[Dazzler 11686]

1 minute ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

I dont get that last part but 

 

That's very apparent tbh

[thebrokendoll 10241]

5 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

I dont get that last part but 

 

 

would you like it explained?

[Dr Gloom 23574]

4 hours ago, Toonpack said:

It’s not.

[Dr Gloom 23574]

3 hours ago, The Fish said:

Put it this way, if we can get a Gordon/Barnes standard player ont he right flank, we're immeasurably more dangerous going forward. And with worse players than we have now, we had the joint meanest defence in the league 2 seasons ago. I think a coach can have more impact on a defensive unit, bringing them up to a higher standard than they naturally are. More impact than the same coach can have at the top end of the pitch where natural talent makes more of a difference. 

 

I'm not explaining myself well, I know. But a €60-70m attacker makes more of a difference to our ambitions, than a €60-70m defender would.

fish dropping truth bombs 

[The Fish 11313]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

fish dropping truth bombs