Gemmill 42591 Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Might need to get Toonpack a job as an Asda greeter so he can stop OBSESSING about me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8683 Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 I simply point out your Everton obsession, for what it's worth, I hope you are right (one of these decades) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam 548 Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 2 hours ago, Toonpack said: Fuck off with your "we've", Gemmill is the word you were looking for. Eh? Wtf is the point of this post? MrRaspberryJam has been a member here for a good few months, and has always been thoroughly respectful and provided a viewpoint of a neutral on so many things such as dirty protests and curling one out on furniture, bedding and other forms of homeware. You, however, can get fucked, Thompers. You’re a waste of breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31578 Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10422 Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Everton are like a game of Frogger, everything is aligned for them to be smeared across the tarmac, but somehow they make it through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8444 Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Just now, The Fish said: Everton are like a game of Frogger, everything is aligned for them to be smeared across the tarmac, but somehow they make it through. Because most seasons there are three teams promoted that are shitter than them, as well as one or two that survived that are equally as shit as them who have had less luck in terms of decisions or injuries. This season one of the teams coming up is better than them, the other is on equal footing IMO and Ipswich is a bit of a wild card but they seem pretty resilient. Everton are really relying on Wolves to stay in a state of financial ruin (and/or lose their manager to someone better), Forest to be equally as shit as this season (and also in financial ruin due to FFP), and one of Ipswich or Southampton to have a worse start to the season than them. They have it much harder this season than they did last. If they end up on the wrong side of FFP again or they make a shit start then I don't the league table will be as kind to them next season. That said, it's Everton and they could luck themselves to safety just as easy it they could fuck themselves early and often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6816 Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 https://x.com/brunoog97/status/1795553224922898462 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 He's in for a shock 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2828 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 This guy needs to read the Art of the Deal and learn something, narcissistic moron to narcisstic moron. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10422 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 16 hours ago, Dazzler said: Because most seasons there are three teams promoted that are shitter than them, as well as one or two that survived that are equally as shit as them who have had less luck in terms of decisions or injuries. This season one of the teams coming up is better than them, the other is on equal footing IMO and Ipswich is a bit of a wild card but they seem pretty resilient. Everton are really relying on Wolves to stay in a state of financial ruin (and/or lose their manager to someone better), Forest to be equally as shit as this season (and also in financial ruin due to FFP), and one of Ipswich or Southampton to have a worse start to the season than them. They have it much harder this season than they did last. If they end up on the wrong side of FFP again or they make a shit start then I don't the league table will be as kind to them next season. That said, it's Everton and they could luck themselves to safety just as easy it they could fuck themselves early and often. Thing is, they've played well enough to end up mid table this season, only Arsenal, Liverpool and Man City have permitted fewer goals per game and only them and Brentford and Palace have permitted fewer chances. Plus they've got a goalkeeper who is a very good shot stopper, so the few chances they give up are less likely to result in a goal. Where Everton struggled is their ability to put the ball in the back of the net. They created plenty of chances, 12th overall, but only Sheffield scored fewer. Should they get a reliable goalscorer they'll be way up there. Now, this was in a season where more goals scored than any other (I think?) so it could be that they're an outlier? Like all the other teams are conceding more goals, and they're conceding as many as they would in any season... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42591 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 47 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: He's in for a shock Who does he think he is man? This all probably appeals to some of the more arrogant amongst the team's following (so about 80% of them), but it's doing him zero favours with the actual people he needs to negotiate with. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 Ratcliffe and Ashworth are supposed to be the top of their respective games, but on recent evidence they're both gormless twats. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam 548 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 So since walking into Man Utd, Ratcliffe has demanded: - The taxpayer pays for their new stadium - Newcastle do the decent thing and let them have Dan Ashworth - Everton do the decent thing and let them have Branthwaite - Everyone returns to office despite there not being enough desks - That the staff he's brought back into office then vote on VR Anything else been missed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31578 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 1 minute ago, MrRaspberryJam said: So since walking into Man Utd, Ratcliffe has demanded: - The taxpayer pays for their new stadium - Newcastle do the decent thing and let them have Dan Ashworth - Everton do the decent thing and let them have Branthwaite - Everyone returns to office despite there not being enough desks - That the staff he's brought back into office then vote on VR Anything else been missed? He cut the staff perks on cup final weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29479 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 And called them all filthy tramps who work in their own shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8444 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 I can’t wait for him to be visited by ghosts on Christmas Eve. His redemption arc is going to be fucking epic. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8444 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 Dummett, Ritchie, Hendrick, Kell Watts and Karius all leaving. It's like a new signing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10672 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 2 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Dummett, Ritchie, Hendrick, Kell Watts and Karius all leaving. It's like a new signing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31578 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 3 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Dummett, Ritchie, Hendrick, Kell Watts and Karius all leaving. It's like a new signing. For some reason this reminds me of once hearing John Anderson describing something which totally went under the radar at the time but NUFC accepted an offer from the mackems for him. He described meeting Denis Smith at Roker Park but first driving away from SJP with Jim Smith shaking his hand, hoping the negotiations would go well, saying he'd been a model pro to work with and wishing him well. After a tour of Roker and chatting with Sunderland John said he didn't think he could do the move as it mightn't go down well with the fans and he was settled in his house and been at NUFC too long to be able to play for them etc. Denis Smith said their fans would be fine as long he did the business on the pitch but Anderson said it was our fans that would worry him. Anyway he thanks Denis Smith but KB's him then returns to SJP and Jim Smith asks him how it went? Anderson tells him what happened to which the bald eagle went berserk saying he needed him off the books, he was being unprofessional, all the cunts etc and he'd never play for him again! luckily for Anderson Smith was sacked not long after. Sooooo..... The moral of the story is, Ritchie and Dummett are great lads and have helped us in dark days and we wish them well but if they don't fuck off they're cunts. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6816 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 Good start to trimming the squad. Hayden and Fraser next please. I imagine Krafth, Lascelles, Dubravka and Targett arent in the longer term plans. Gallagher probably cemented as our 3rd choice keeper. Almiron, Wilson, Trippier all available for the right price too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam 548 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 Wonder if that means we're getting Militao from Real Madrid now Dummetts gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6227 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 49 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Good start to trimming the squad. Hayden and Fraser next please. I imagine Krafth, Lascelles, Dubravka and Targett arent in the longer term plans. Gallagher probably cemented as our 3rd choice keeper. Almiron, Wilson, Trippier all available for the right price too I suspect we’ll offload Trippier this summer and Krafu will be reserve RB and cover for CB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1272 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 Trippier's contribution goes beyond his performances on the pitch. He hasn't been up to scratch there since December but he had a similar bad spell at Spurs. He's clearly a well respected leader amongst the group and promotes the right amount of professionalism within it; his value here is far more than we'd get for him financially imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29479 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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