zico martin 104 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 Just a sec, we are talking about standing up or sitting wiping, not shitting. Of course I sit down to expel the excrement but stand up to have proper access to clean up afterwards. Dread to think of the mess you make reaching between your legs while still sitting tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12268 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 No mess at all. In a seated position your cheeks naturally separate so a little lean and you have access to the starfish. When you're standing your cheeks close together, so you need to whack an extra hand in the mix to spread the cheeks apart, thus increasing the risk of getting shitty fingers. It's more time consuming and unless you bunch the bog roll into a ball and shove it in there there's no guarantee you've cleaned properly. It's like pulling your kegs all the way down to have a standing piss, it's childish, disturbing and quite frankly you all need to grow up and hand your hard drives over to Operation Yewtree for a thorough inspection. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23992 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 7 minutes ago, zico martin said: Just a sec, we are talking about standing up or sitting wiping, not shitting. Of course I sit down to expel the excrement but stand up to have proper access to clean up afterwards. Dread to think of the mess you make reaching between your legs while still sitting tbh. WARNING! WE'VE GOT A STANDER 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24208 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 14 minutes ago, Dazzler said: No mess at all. In a seated position your cheeks naturally separate so a little lean and you have access to the starfish. When you're standing your cheeks close together, so you need to whack an extra hand in the mix to spread the cheeks apart, thus increasing the risk of getting shitty fingers. It's more time consuming and unless you bunch the bog roll into a ball and shove it in there there's no guarantee you've cleaned properly. It's like pulling your kegs all the way down to have a standing piss, it's childish, disturbing and quite frankly you all need to grow up and hand your hard drives over to Operation Yewtree for a thorough inspection. You can't fault the logic and yep, Zico is outed as a filfthy stander. Anyone else? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 3076 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 51 minutes ago, Dazzler said: No mess at all. In a seated position your cheeks naturally separate so a little lean and you have access to the starfish. When you're standing your cheeks close together, so you need to whack an extra hand in the mix to spread the cheeks apart, thus increasing the risk of getting shitty fingers. It's more time consuming and unless you bunch the bog roll into a ball and shove it in there there's no guarantee you've cleaned properly. It's like pulling your kegs all the way down to have a standing piss, it's childish, disturbing and quite frankly you all need to grow up and hand your hard drives over to Operation Yewtree for a thorough inspection. Ironic that you call it childish in the same paragraph as you admit to not being able to touch your arse without covering your fingers in shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1410 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 Just now, MrBass said: Ironic that you call it childish in the same paragraph as you admit to not being able to touch your arse without covering your fingers in shit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12268 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 21 minutes ago, MrBass said: Ironic that you call it childish in the same paragraph as you admit to not being able to touch your arse without covering your fingers in shit "Increasing the risk of" is not admission. Nice try though, ya dirty cheek spreader. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45860 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 4 hours ago, VincentLee said: Hold up, I didn't say I wasn't a freak. Just that I poo hygienically. Don’t you find all the Kamagra affects the “bulk” of your stools? Does your mam get you a nice glass of DulcoEase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45860 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 7 minutes ago, VincentLee said: Kamagra? My "stools" are already made of "wood". And my cloggs. 😨 Oh, are you Dutch? How do you feel about Steve “ Ginger Quiff” McLaren’s risible Dutch/English accent then, Lee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23394 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 So was Ten Nonce 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45860 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 21 minutes ago, VincentLee said: He was highly rated over here! Fist. What about his pet snake, Casper? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6152 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 I see this thread has gone in a very traditional TT direction. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12711 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 7 hours ago, VincentLee said: No idea 😂 @Dr Gloomwarned me about this. How do I handle this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23394 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 Apparently we're after Lloyd Kelly from Bournemouth. Anyone know about him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45860 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 You sure it’s not Brighton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37322 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Apparently we're after Lloyd Kelly from Bournemouth. Anyone know about him? Must just be me but Kathy Lloyd came to mind seeing that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7506 Posted November 8, 2023 Author Share Posted November 8, 2023 On 04/11/2023 at 12:26, wykikitoon said: @trophyshyupdate title petal to Jan '24 Apparently we're after Atalanta midfielder Teun Koopmeiners and Genoa defender Radu Dragusin Linky I don't have that kind of power, flower. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45860 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 6 minutes ago, trophyshy said: I don't have that kind of power, flower. Sorted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37369 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 12 hours ago, VincentLee said: No idea 😂 @Dr Gloomwarned me about this. How do I handle this? Btw, I loved you in the Hammer horror films 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23394 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: You sure it’s not Brighton? Bournemouth will turn down any approaches for defender Lloyd Kelly in January, with Tottenham, Liverpool, Newcastle and AC Milan all keen on the 25-year-old Englishman. (Teamtalk) https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/lloyd-kelly/profil/spieler/480116 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23394 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 Cheers @Meenzerbtw hinny 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12268 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: @VincentLee what’s your stance on the GAWD Allan Saint-Maximin ? There is a funny, football-specific joke in making GAWD an acronym I'm sure, but the best I can come up with is "Good At Wanking Dogs" Edited November 8, 2023 by Dazzler 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dazzler said: "Good At Wanking Dogs" Sorry but isn't that Roy Keane's hobby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Alex said: Btw, I loved you in the Hammer horror films Ah but he was no Collinson Twins in the Twins Of Evil the greatest Hammer film EVER. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51407 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 Excuse me, but Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story would like a word. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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