Andrew 4721 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Andrew, you've got to get off the roids. I assume you signed up for the new chase bank he was advertising in general chat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44491 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 All he wanted to do was talk about his team and get some £20 referrals whilst enriching the rest of us. I mean isn't that what forums are for? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10776 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 54 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: His YT reel was canny. How’s his xG @The Fish? All right. Compared him to last seasons Wilson plus Zapata and Toney of this season. slightly below Wilson in terms of xG, slightly above him in terms of xA. Does more defensively than the other 3 (1.21 tackles p90, c18 pressures p90 with a 23% success rate). Has more dribbles per 90 and a better success rate too (60%). Does lose the ball more than the others and doesn't carry the ball into the box as often as Zapata and Wilson. Appears decent in the air, winning more aerial duels than the other three, but could that be because he tends to be competing with fullbacks, rather than centre backs? I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1248 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Wouldnt mind a crack at balotelli, fuck it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44491 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Need some colour scale conditional formatting on those stats columns so we can pick out the winner at a glance. Come on Dave think of your audience for once in your GODDAMN life. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10776 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Was having a look at our squad. I'd sell/release; Jonjo Shelvey - ageing and doesn't fit EH's style Jamaal Lascelles - not PL standard any more (if he ever was) Jamal Lewis - we can do better plus question marks over injury/mentality. Whichever lead him to miss a season. Isaac Hayden - was a good servant but not the level we're aiming for Karl Darlow - was a good servant but not the level we're aiming for Ciaran Clark - terrrrrrible Matt Ritchie - was a good servant but not the level we're aiming for Dwight Gayle - not PL standard any more (if he ever was) Mark Gillespie - terrrrrrrible Keep for the squad unless a good offer comes in; Joe Willock - shown flashes of the player he was tail end of the previous season, but only flashes Miguel Almirón - works hard, seems a nice kid I've still some hope he can kick on Sean Longstaff - home grown, but really should only be used as a squad player Chris Wood - a needs must signing, but now those needs can be met by someone better Ryan Fraser - unlucy with injury, but on his day still dangerous. Martin Dubravka - fairly solid 'keeper who should only be replaced by someone special Jacob Murphy - likeable, works hard, fast and has some technique. Plus, he's a fan Emil Krafth - the improvement can't be ignored, but he's not good enough long term. Javier Manquillo - versatile, good pro, limited Paul Dummett - home grown, experienced, versatile And have for the first team unless a ridiculous offer comes in; Allan Saint-Maximin - most creative player, can change a game in an instant, not too old to better himself Bruno Guimarães - a literal deity Callum Wilson - deadly when fit, too often injured Kieran Trippier - model pro, high quality, natural leader Joelinton - unbelievable renaissance, can improve further too Fabian Schär - improved hugely under Howe, 2nd best CB at the club Dan Burn - Best CB at the club, local lad, fucking huge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10776 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 14 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Need some colour scale conditional formatting on those stats columns so we can pick out the winner at a glance. Come on Dave think of your audience for once in your GODDAMN life. I conditionally formatted the most pertinent columns, dicksplash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44491 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Dave if those are the most pertinent columns THEN ONLY SHOW US THOSE COLUMNS DAVE. And make GREEN the top lad not BLUE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32824 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 20 minutes ago, The Fish said: Was having a look at our squad. I'd sell/release; Jonjo Shelvey - ageing and doesn't fit EH's style Jamaal Lascelles - not PL standard any more (if he ever was) Jamal Lewis - we can do better plus question marks over injury/mentality. Whichever lead him to miss a season. Isaac Hayden - was a good servant but not the level we're aiming for Karl Darlow - was a good servant but not the level we're aiming for Ciaran Clark - terrrrrrible Matt Ritchie - was a good servant but not the level we're aiming for Dwight Gayle - not PL standard any more (if he ever was) Mark Gillespie - terrrrrrrible Keep for the squad unless a good offer comes in; Joe Willock - shown flashes of the player he was tail end of the previous season, but only flashes Miguel Almirón - works hard, seems a nice kid I've still some hope he can kick on Sean Longstaff - home grown, but really should only be used as a squad player Chris Wood - a needs must signing, but now those needs can be met by someone better Ryan Fraser - unlucy with injury, but on his day still dangerous. Martin Dubravka - fairly solid 'keeper who should only be replaced by someone special Jacob Murphy - likeable, works hard, fast and has some technique. Plus, he's a fan Emil Krafth - the improvement can't be ignored, but he's not good enough long term. Javier Manquillo - versatile, good pro, limited Paul Dummett - home grown, experienced, versatile And have for the first team unless a ridiculous offer comes in; Allan Saint-Maximin - most creative player, can change a game in an instant, not too old to better himself Bruno Guimarães - a literal deity Callum Wilson - deadly when fit, too often injured Kieran Trippier - model pro, high quality, natural leader Joelinton - unbelievable renaissance, can improve further too Fabian Schär - improved hugely under Howe, 2nd best CB at the club Dan Burn - Best CB at the club, local lad, fucking huge. Murphy needs to do some serious work on his one v one with keepers. Worst I've seen at it since Kevin Dillon ran from the halfway line totally unmarked towards the keeper, then let the keeper gather the ball before falling down. (You had to be there). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 41 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Need some colour scale conditional formatting on those stats columns so we can pick out the winner at a glance. Come on Dave think of your audience for once in your GODDAMN life. Spreadsheets is it?...... I'll give him fuckin spreadsheets 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2135 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44491 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, Diego21 said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21846 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 I’m all for signing as many Brazilians as possible but will feel a bit sorry for Matt Targett if he misses out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2135 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I am so sorry. Portuguese is so similar to spanish that I was sure that the translation was not necessary for the Spaniards... Without realizing that you do not speak Spanish. 😂 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21846 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 8 minutes ago, Diego21 said: I am so sorry. Portuguese is so similar to spanish that I was sure that the translation was not necessary for the Spaniards... Without realizing that you do not speak Spanish. 😂 We’re Geordies man. Most of us can barely speak English 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said: We’re Geordies man. Most of us can barely speak English 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4145 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Was having a look at our squad. I'd sell/release; Jonjo Shelvey - ageing and doesn't fit EH's style Jamaal Lascelles - not PL standard any more (if he ever was) Jamal Lewis - we can do better plus question marks over injury/mentality. Whichever lead him to miss a season. Isaac Hayden - was a good servant but not the level we're aiming for Karl Darlow - was a good servant but not the level we're aiming for Ciaran Clark - terrrrrrible Matt Ritchie - was a good servant but not the level we're aiming for Dwight Gayle - not PL standard any more (if he ever was) Mark Gillespie - terrrrrrrible Keep for the squad unless a good offer comes in; Joe Willock - shown flashes of the player he was tail end of the previous season, but only flashes Miguel Almirón - works hard, seems a nice kid I've still some hope he can kick on Sean Longstaff - home grown, but really should only be used as a squad player Chris Wood - a needs must signing, but now those needs can be met by someone better Ryan Fraser - unlucy with injury, but on his day still dangerous. Martin Dubravka - fairly solid 'keeper who should only be replaced by someone special Jacob Murphy - likeable, works hard, fast and has some technique. Plus, he's a fan Emil Krafth - the improvement can't be ignored, but he's not good enough long term. Javier Manquillo - versatile, good pro, limited Paul Dummett - home grown, experienced, versatile And have for the first team unless a ridiculous offer comes in; Allan Saint-Maximin - most creative player, can change a game in an instant, not too old to better himself Bruno Guimarães - a literal deity Callum Wilson - deadly when fit, too often injured Kieran Trippier - model pro, high quality, natural leader Joelinton - unbelievable renaissance, can improve further too Fabian Schär - improved hugely under Howe, 2nd best CB at the club Dan Burn - Best CB at the club, local lad, fucking huge. I'd say give Lewis a full season under Howe. I'd love for ASM and Miggy to suddenly develop an end product but can't see it happening sadly. We need reliable creators for a top 8 push. ASM could be a useful impact sub but not sure if he'd be happy with that. May throw a fit and cause dressing room issues. 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Murphy needs to do some serious work on his one v one with keepers. Worst I've seen at it since Kevin Dillon ran from the halfway line totally unmarked towards the keeper, then let the keeper gather the ball before falling down. (You had to be there). Aye he gets in great positions and then bottles it Can't remember another player for us who I've seen miss so many clear cut chances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2135 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: We’re Geordies man. Most of us can barely speak English The girlfriend of a friend of mine, who was an English teacher in Spain, went to Newcastle to work, and she told me that it was impossible to understand any of Geordie. When I went to Newcastle I went with that fear, not understanding anything. I don't speak English very well, but I can defend myself. But instead... I understood everything perfectly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32824 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, aimaad22 said: Aye he gets in great positions and then bottles it Can't remember another player for us who I've seen miss so many clear cut chances. Kevin Dillon. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Villa and Everton both offering around 120k a week to Tarkowski apparently, after Villa outbid us by 60k per week to sign Kamara. So basically before the window opens Villa will have added nearly 500k to their wage bill (Tarkowski, Kamara, and Coutinho permanent transfer), and spent £20m finalizing Coutinho. Yet we will be the ones getting flak for spending money . Enjoy finishing 14th, with Stevie Geeeeeeeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21846 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Tom said: Possibly the worst attempt at a Geordie accent of all time but props for getting the word doylem in. At least he researched the vernacular Edited May 23, 2022 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21846 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 13 minutes ago, Diego21 said: The girlfriend of a friend of mine, who was an English teacher in Spain, went to Newcastle to work, and she told me that it was impossible to understand any of Geordie. When I went to Newcastle I went with that fear, not understanding anything. I don't speak English very well, but I can defend myself. But instead... I understood everything perfectly. you must have been out in Darras Hall 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13836 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, Howay said: Villa and Everton both offering around 120k a week to Tarkowski apparently, after Villa outbid us by 60k per week to sign Kamara. So basically before the window opens Villa will have added nearly 500k to their wage bill (Tarkowski, Kamara, and Coutinho permanent transfer), and spent £20m finalizing Coutinho. Yet we will be the ones getting flak for spending money . Enjoy finishing 14th, with Stevie Geeeeeeeee. Cant wait for it to transpire that we’ve never wanted Tarkowski or Kamara and have just been pretending to lumber Villa and Everton with them so we can sign more Brazilians without competition 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2135 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Cant wait for it to transpire that we’ve never wanted Tarkowski or Kamara and have just been pretending to lumber Villa and Everton with them so we can sign more Brazilians without competition Looks Like Kamara had everything according with Atletico but in the last time he decided Aston Villa because the signing bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44491 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Diego21 said: I am so sorry. Portuguese is so similar to spanish that I was sure that the translation was not necessary for the Spaniards... Without realizing that you do not speak Spanish. 😂 We're thick as shit, we just about manage English. No problem though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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