PaddockLad 17252 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: and have a munter for a bird? Sexist ✅ Judgemental ✅ 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Fucking LOVE a proper peri-peri. The local bar in Carvoeiro was called Smiler's and Ruth Madoc had a house in town so was a regular in there. This was 1986 so she'd have been near the PEAK of her powers at the time. Used to go there for toasties. Think it was the only place in Portugal with a Breville. It must be a South Shields/Boldon thing, first CT with Denise Squelch, now gemmill with Ruth Madoc. I'm just waiting for the next person from south of the Tyne to pipe up about having the hots for Su Pollard, tbh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 On 16/06/2007 at 17:38, goldie said: I swapped spit with sue pollard in a pub in york not sure if thats a claim to fame or a claim to madness 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 178 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Why's she sucking imaginary cock? Is it cos she's a munter? 🫤 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9203 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 26 minutes ago, AgentAxeman said: Why's she sucking imaginary cock? Is it cos she's a munter? 🫤 she's got cum glasses on. that's good enough for me. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 Most likely a load of shite, but a Spanish paper is saying that we've bid close to 70m for Guler off Madrid. There's almost too many things to mention that would point to this being made up. The first being why would Madrid sell one of the most exciting young attacking mids/RW's in the world, why would the kid leave Madrid to join a club that's currently not even in Europe etc. The only thing that would make it slightly more likely is if Madrid have told him he's still behind Vinicous, Mbappe, Bellingham, and Rodrigo in the front three pecking order for the new season, which is admittedly likely. Maybe he was already disillusioned before Mbappe was signed, despite his decent run at the end of last season. It would be fantasy football in terms of picks for our RW slot if this is even remotely true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9743 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: and have a munter for a bird? And yet you’d cleave your cock in twain just to shag both her holes at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 38 minutes ago, Polarboy said: Most likely a load of shite, but a Spanish paper is saying that we've bid close to 70m for Guler off Madrid. There's almost too many things to mention that would point to this being made up. The first being why would Madrid sell one of the most exciting young attacking mids/RW's in the world, why would the kid leave Madrid to join a club that's currently not even in Europe etc. The only thing that would make it slightly more likely is if Madrid have told him he's still behind Vinicous, Mbappe, Bellingham, and Rodrigo in the front three pecking order for the new season, which is admittedly likely. Maybe he was already disillusioned before Mbappe was signed, despite his decent run at the end of last season. It would be fantasy football in terms of picks for our RW slot if this is even remotely true. https://www.football365.com/news/newcastle-make-offer-real-madrid-guler-pif-break-market Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 Left footed RW............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted July 30 Author Share Posted July 30 5 hours ago, Isegrim said: So is it close or far away? It’s small. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3329 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 13 hours ago, Isegrim said: So is it close or far away? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6583 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 Conor Gallagher off to Atletico Madrid for €40m. I didn’t see that coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7295 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 12 hours ago, wykikitoon said: https://www.football365.com/news/newcastle-make-offer-real-madrid-guler-pif-break-market Madrid bought him for €20m just last year, so it would be a huge sale for their balance sheet at nearly four times that amount. We were supposedly interested in him when he was at Fenerbahce. He only played in 11 games for RM last season (Joselu played in 40+) so given their options they may determine that selling him makes sense. £80m on an extremely promising 19 year old with such a pedigree in the scheme of things is not bad. Make that a 6 year contract and sell in 5 years for a profit, or extend the contract early if he's a great fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 Pretty sure there would be a raft of CL clubs in for him if he was for sale 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 We are one of the few teams in the top half of the table who haven't strengthened their first XI yet. Hopefully the delay is because we have an impressive RW or CF on the radar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1293 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 34 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: We are one of the few teams in the top half of the table who haven't strengthened their first XI yet. Hopefully the delay is because we have an impressive RW or CF on the radar Who have they signed you'd have wanted? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 Fullkrug is a very decent signing for West Ham if the money isn't too ridiculous for a 31 year old. As I was saying the other day he'd have been perfect as a classic centre forward alternative to Isak. Summerville I know less about, but his numbers in the championship were very impressive. The question of course is how much are those numbers going to decrease when making the step up to the PL. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PaddockLad 17252 Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 At what point do we start annihilating Mitchell? ….. cunts fuckin useless from where I’m sat 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 He's only been in the job five minutes, give him a chance. You'll be starting on Starmer next... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 TBD and PL whatsapping each other 'FFS man, get on TT and complain like' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17252 Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: TBD and PL whatsapping each other 'FFS man, get on TT and complain like' You’re spying on us???? 😱 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 You would be mint on gogglebox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9743 Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 21 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: At what point do we start annihilating Mitchell? ….. cunts fuckin useless from where I’m sat Imagine it was just Howe being petty like a wife knocking back all suggestions for dinner because you haven't done the dishes when you said you would. PM: "What about Mbappe for RW, we can make it work - the commercial deals he brings pays his wages and sign on bonus, and he's free." EH: "No, it's fine." PM: "Come on Eddie, don't be like that." EH: "You never listen to me." PM: "I do, but we desperately need improvements at RW and a long term replacement for Schar." EH: "What about in goal?" PM: "We already have five goalies on the books." EH: "WHATEVER! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET WHATEVER YOU WANT THEN?! I DON'T EVEN CARE!" 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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