PaddockLad 19650 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 (edited) On 05/07/2023 at 06:06, Howmanheyman said: I'd rather shit in my hands and start clapping then go along there and sit with them lot watching Chelsea if I was offered tickets for zip. Expand I’ve lived in the south of England for a long time and can assure you Chelsea fans are invariably unremitting fuckin cunts Edited July 5, 2023 by PaddockLad 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 1064 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 05:54, PaddockLad said: The most shocking thing about this is your visits to Stamford Bridge @Billy Whitehurst 😱 Expand Hahaha, guilty as charged I’m afraid. In my defence, it’s only a 10 minute walk and I like going to matches, regardless of who is playing. However, I can confirm that a) Chelsea fans are irredeemable cunts, b) Stamford Bridge has zero atmosphere (even less than The Emirates) and c) Trevoh Chalobah is gash. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24243 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Harvey Barnes is another name that keeps cropping up. He’d be a decent, more affordable option. 13 goals from a poor Leicester side last season, decent goal and assist number for four seasons straight in the PL. Looks like an Eddie Howe player too in terms of work rate. Isn’t going to cost the £40-50m like some names we’ve been linked with and I presume his wages won’t break the bank. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12917 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 04:29, LongTimeAdmirer said: Just RW Expand He'd certainly be the best dressed winger 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11410 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 05:39, Billy Whitehurst said: So you did all that digging and your argument is that he averages 6.75 vs 6.85 for Lascelles (who I already said I don’t particularly rate) a lot of the time alongside one or both of Silva or Rudiger. That’s me convinced. Sign him up and let’s all start calling him ‘Der Kaiser’. Expand Bear in mind also that those ratings (I assume from whoscored) are based on specific stats, which is why quite average fullbacks can rate quite highly if they're producing at the top end of the pitch regardless of their defensive contributions. Chalobah is a squad centre back for Chelsea at 24, he's not great at anything, he's no better than Schar or Botman, I don't think he's significantly better than Burn to be honest, certainly not the tune of the kinds of sums they'd demand. Can't imagine he'd want to swap sitting on their bench for sitting on ours. That said I wouldn't take the opinions of a Chelsea fan on the talent of a player. They seem to exist in a purely binary state, either they're Gods or trash. As fanbases go, they've got to be among the most entitled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2471 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 07:11, Billy Whitehurst said: Hahaha, guilty as charged I’m afraid. In my defence, it’s only a 10 minute walk and I like going to matches, regardless of who is playing. However, I can confirm that a) Chelsea fans are irredeemable cunts, b) Stamford Bridge has zero atmosphere (even less than The Emirates) and c) Trevoh Chalobah is gash. Expand I think I'd prefer to go to Craven Cottage tbh. I realise it probably isnt a 10 minute walk away though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24243 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 08:28, RobinRobin said: He'd certainly be the best dressed winger Expand Anthony Gordon enters the chat 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12917 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 09:15, Dr Gloom said: Anthony Gordon enters the chat Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4731 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Gordon’s missus’ bangers though 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24243 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Whammers tbh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2317 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 03:39, LongTimeAdmirer said: https://twitter.com/kicker_BL/status/1676274918516826119 Jonas Hofmann to leverkusen, german international, RW. Surely M. Diaby about to leave then. Expand I seen some analyst for transfermarkt say that he's not a replacement for him, but who knows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2317 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 05:39, Billy Whitehurst said: So you did all that digging and your argument is that he averages 6.75 vs 6.85 for Lascelles (who I already said I don’t particularly rate) a lot of the time alongside one or both of Silva or Rudiger. That’s me convinced. Sign him up and let’s all start calling him ‘Der Kaiser’. Expand No, my argument was clear it's your reading comprehension and general knowledge of football that isn't. Lascelles was a decent centre back in his prime for us. He generally kept the team together through some tough times as captain, was phenomenal in the air at clearing crosses for example, got a big stat bump in our championship winning season he played, but is well past that peak now. If you can't see the difference between him and someone who's just turned 24 as cover, but has all attributes, physical and otherwise, to be a top defender, I can't help you. I mean Tuchel promoted him to the first team and played him in Champions League games, but I'm sure you know better than him that he's in fact gash. And the profile that we're looking for seems to be someone with a bit yet to learn who won't mind being Schar's understudy for 18 months or so. It will depend on the price but anything around 20m will be value in this market. And Chalobah's stats are good for a young centre back. For comparison, Guehi at Palace, a solid defensive team, has an average rating of 6.79, and there's talk of him going for 60m maybe more. Don't get me wrong you need to pass the eye test as well, but I clearly I don't concur with your eye test that he's gash. Chalobah is someone Howe could coach into a very good player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2317 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 (edited) On 05/07/2023 at 08:29, The Fish said: Bear in mind also that those ratings (I assume from whoscored) are based on specific stats, which is why quite average fullbacks can rate quite highly if they're producing at the top end of the pitch regardless of their defensive contributions. Chalobah is a squad centre back for Chelsea at 24, he's not great at anything, he's no better than Schar or Botman, I don't think he's significantly better than Burn to be honest, certainly not the tune of the kinds of sums they'd demand. Can't imagine he'd want to swap sitting on their bench for sitting on ours. That said I wouldn't take the opinions of a Chelsea fan on the talent of a player. They seem to exist in a purely binary state, either they're Gods or trash. As fanbases go, they've got to be among the most entitled. Expand If he was already better than Schar and Botman he wouldn't be coming as cover, which it seems is what we're looking for. As for sitting on the bench, he might end up fourth or fifth choice at Chelsea, so being a second choice right sided CB and RB would see him closer to the first team if he was signed. As for price I don't think Chelsea could legitimately ask for much more then 25m. When you see that Guehi is valued at 60m he's a decent option for cover who Howe can work with and improve. As I said he has all the attributes, even he's still understandably a bit raw. Edited July 5, 2023 by Polarboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10826 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 @ewerk are the good folk of donegal usually this pugnacious? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34175 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 It's very isolated in Donegal is all I'll say. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2317 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 10:37, thebrokendoll said: @ewerk are the good folk of donegal usually this pugnacious? Expand Backing your own opinion when it's challenged is hardly an example of pugnaciousness. It would be an example of timidness if I didn't. But I can imagine which stereotypes you are alluding to. If that kind of thing amuses you knock yourself out 👍 On 05/07/2023 at 10:48, ewerk said: It's very isolated in Donegal is all I'll say. Expand Where are you from again 🧐 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34175 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 10:57, Polarboy said: Where are you from again 🧐 Expand The UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10826 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 10:57, Polarboy said: Backing your own opinion when it's challenged is hardly an example of pugnaciousness. It would be an example of timidness if I didn't. But I can imagine which stereotypes you are alluding to. If that kind of thing amuses you knock yourself out 👍 Where are you from again 🧐 Expand chill out man! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2317 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 10:58, ewerk said: The UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND. Expand 😂 Are you actually from NI? Belfast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2317 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 11:00, thebrokendoll said: chill out man! Expand Your tone appeared a bit condescending. If you didn't mean anything by it fair enough, and I'll take the comment in the spirit it was intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10826 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 11:04, Polarboy said: Your tone appeared a bit condescending. If you didn't mean anything by it fair enough, and I'll take the comment in the spirit it was intended. Expand thank you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4361 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 10:58, ewerk said: The UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND. Expand So you're not actually British then? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46382 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 11:00, Polarboy said: 😂 Are you actually from NI? Belfast? Expand He isn’t sure, to be sure, so he isn’t. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46382 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 09:19, strawb said: Gordon’s missus’ bangers though Expand On 05/07/2023 at 09:29, Dr Gloom said: Whammers tbh Expand They arrived at SJP an hour before she did 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2317 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 (edited) On 05/07/2023 at 11:11, Monkeys Fist said: He isn’t sure, to be sure, so he isn’t. Expand For this crime against the Irish and comedy the punishment is Conor McGregor coming round your gaff in a coke fuelled rage. Edited July 5, 2023 by Polarboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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