Dr Gloom 21959 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 27 minutes ago, Howay said: Right, putting together all the bullshit for a nice conspiracy theory. His agent went to Milan with what they wanted, Milan couldn’t meet it, so his agent has went to Newcastle, Sky Italia hearing the banter have moved to get ahead of the gazumping and have claimed our bid went up. Have to admit it’s a lot funner to follow than the Choudrey updates. sure you want to go to Milan, Sven? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 This would be absolute genius, impossible to achieve but brilliant irrespective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 (edited) It would be better if they went one step further and you didn't know your squad and first team until your first match of the season. Imagine being a Man City supporter and Haaland stroll's out the first game of the season. Edited June 10, 2022 by Polarboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14012 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 That’s reassuring 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4269 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 What do these perverts get out of impersonating people on twitter man? Absolute sad sacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Craig said: This would be absolute genius, impossible to achieve but brilliant irrespective Vurnon Anita signing in this scenario..... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13886 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Craig said: This would be absolute genius, impossible to achieve but brilliant irrespective Someone take this kids football watching privileges off him 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 45 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Vurnon Anita signing in this scenario..... It deflated Cabaye so much he put in a transfer request. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3338 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Craig said: This would be absolute genius, impossible to achieve but brilliant irrespective 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Craig said: This would be absolute genius, impossible to achieve but brilliant irrespective This is almost as insane as getting a dog for Christmas and hoping your kids wont notice until you've stopped it shitting on the carpet and announce "we got a puppy!" sometime around February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3338 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, Blastronaut said: This is almost as insane as getting a dog for Christmas and hoping your kids wont notice until you've stopped it shitting on the carpet and announce "we got a puppy!" sometime around February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2968 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Lars and Sven Bender are returning to 1860 Munich after leaving the club together 13 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 6 hours ago, Polarboy said: Like yourself I'm no medical expert, but him growing into his body does seem plausible. You can tell by looking at him that he's not finished growing and will fill out. As for DCL he has just turned 25, he'll be coming into his prime in the next few seasons, so it's entirely possible that he will become more consistent, and it's not like he's been in a very good or consistent team at Everton. One thing is for certain, and that is that he's a monster in the air, which is a seldom seen attribute these days, at least at his level, and adds value. Steven Gerrard was permacrocked in his early playing days. Hopefully it's just an age thing... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9247 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 26 minutes ago, Blastronaut said: This is almost as insane as getting a dog for Christmas and hoping your kids wont notice until you've stopped it shitting on the carpet and announce "we got a puppy!" sometime around February. aye. but then I find the notion of hanging around a cesspit of shite like fucking twitter desperately hoping for snippets of information from no nowt fuckwits every bit as laughable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said: aye. but then I find the notion of hanging around a cesspit of shite like fucking twitter desperately hoping for snippets of information from no nowt fuckwits every bit as laughable. And finally, someone gets the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3338 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Craig said: And finally, someone gets the point 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2968 Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Alphonse Areola. https://westhamfans.org/content/are-toon-new-spuds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 That guy thinks NDAs stand for Non Declaration Agreements so I'd not be too bothered about whatever's got his eels jellied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21959 Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Vurnon Anita signing in this scenario..... Shefki Kuqi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30645 Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 7 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: Steven Gerrard was permacrocked in his early playing days. Hopefully it's just an age thing... Gerrard’s problems weren’t to do with his hamstring. Hamstring injuries tend to occur more often the older a player gets. They can also be caused by the way that a footballer plays. If you take away a burst of acceleration then do you have the same player? It’s definitely a risk to sign a young player with his history for big money. Then again Ryan Giggs was plagued with hamstring injuries in his early years but learned to overcome them with lifestyle changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35100 Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 56 minutes ago, ewerk said: Gerrard’s problems weren’t to do with his hamstring. Hamstring injuries tend to occur more often the older a player gets. They can also be caused by the way that a footballer plays. If you take away a burst of acceleration then do you have the same player? It’s definitely a risk to sign a young player with his history for big money. Then again Ryan Giggs was plagued with hamstring injuries in his early years but learned to overcome them with lifestyle changes. So are you saying we need to make sure his sister-in-law is up for it before we sign him? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4269 Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Or get him into battering lasses? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30645 Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 It’s clear empirical evidence that doing yoga turns you into a massive cunt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4772 Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 8 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said: Alphonse Areola. https://westhamfans.org/content/are-toon-new-spuds Quote they just know that The Irons head of recruitment Rob Newman has an astonishing track record and so ANY player he is interested in is worth pursuing as well. He joined in October 2021, there's been one transfer window since and West Ham didn't sign anyone in it., he has absolutely no track record in that job at all He was Man Citys chief scout for a decade before that mind but lets be honest, has he been going anywhere that Pep or Begiristain weren't telling him to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Shefki Kuqi Lee Bowyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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