Transfers, 2024-25 season

[RobinRobin 11259]

[Monkeys Fist 42379]

3 hours ago, The Fish said:

From what I've read there's an element of injury that meant he preferred to stay at Newcastle and receive treatment, rather than go abroad (which was his most likely option). 

 

Also, there is proof he's a footballer. Loads of proof. but is there a particular characteristic that you don't like about him? Is there a reason you haven't taken to him?

Really, anything comes into sir's mind? 

Nobody post a pic- Fish’ll be asking questions about it in a flash. 

[wykikitoon 20113]

3 hours ago, tinofbeans said:

Mitrovic is a prolific second tier striker and absolutely not what we need. 

 

As is Pukki

[Dr Gloom 21912]

get with the programme lads - we're shopping at harrods these days, not primark. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

10 hours ago, The Fish said:

From what I've read there's an element of injury that meant he preferred to stay at Newcastle and receive treatment, rather than go abroad (which was his most likely option). 

 

Also, there is proof he's a footballer. Loads of proof. but is there a particular characteristic that you don't like about him? Is there a reason you haven't taken to him?

Really, anything comes into sir's mind? 

Proof he’s a footballer.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Element of injury.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Monkeys Fist 42379]

*coughs…Racist 

[The Fish 10849]

13 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Proof he’s a footballer.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Element of injury.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well, with such a complex and robust rebuttal, I'm not sure I can continue thinking the way I have. 

 

I mean, Lewis' professional football career appeared to me as evidence that he's a footballer. And the reports I've read about Lewis having some injury issue that impacted his decision to stay, appeared to me to have some merit.

 

But when such a sage man as yourself wields words like that... the impact of a trebuchet behind the accuracy of an epee. I'm in awe.

 

 

Oh, no, wait, you're just a fucking gobshite whose knowledge of modern football begins and ends with whatever is happening down the road. 

[RobinRobin 11259]

55 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Oh, no, wait, you're just a fucking gobshite whose fantasies about football begin and end with whatever is happening down the road. 

FYP

[Polarboy 2311]

https://www.nufcblog.co.uk/2022/05/04/newcastle-now-the-favourites-to-sign-exciting-ac-milan-forward-this-summer-report/

[Dr Gloom 21912]

let the the summer transfer speculation commence 

 

[The Fish 10849]

I don't want Richarlison.

[RobinRobin 11259]

3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I don't want Richarlison.

Okay Eddie

 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

7 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I don't want Richarlison.

He improves us though, surely? So why not?

 

Ok, he’s a cheating shithouse. But he would be our cheating shithouse. 

[Andrew 4747]

11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

He improves us though, surely? So why not?

 

Ok, he’s a cheating shithouse. But he would be our cheating shithouse. 

Hes not that good, not for the value everton put on him anyway.

 

Much rather leao if thats going to be a thing 

 

[The Fish 10849]

23 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

He improves us though, surely? So why not?

 

Ok, he’s a cheating shithouse. But he would be our cheating shithouse. 

He does improve us, but not by that much. 

 

Character was so important in the January window and while there's always a need for a shit house in a team, I don't think he's the right kind of shit house.

[Andrew 4747]

Aye i agree with that.

 

Joelintons a bit of an under rated shithouse, he'll fight absolutely anyone if you let him, always has his team mates back.

 

Richarlison is a whiner. 

[wykikitoon 20113]

That's what will kill ASM off IMO

[Dr Gloom 21912]

richarlison provides more end product than any of our wide men. is he a "bad character" or just annoying to watch as an opposition fan?

 

he looks like he grafts hard to me off the ball. being an unlikeable player is a different issue - the whining could be tolerated if he chipped in with 10+ goals that he has managed every season since 2018. we're a supporter group who cheered on barton ffs. if everton go down, get him to complement jesus, paqueta, bruno and joelinton. 

Edited May 4, 2022 by Dr Gloom

[wykikitoon 20113]

He's been at Everton long enough and not heard any manager say anything about him.  It's probably just non-Everton fans that hate him  

[David Kelly 1244]

Is it not just that he always looks like a miserable whinging cunt?  You just expect to hear bad things about him but I can't actually remember ever hearing anything bad.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

exactly. he's a cheating, diving shithouse of a player. but who gives a shit if he's our player? we cheered on barton - even bowyer ffs. i reckon we'd love him if he ended up here. 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

i'll take as many brazilian internationals as we can tbh. get a rio upon tyne vibe going to lure them all here

[The Fish 10849]

9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

exactly. he's a cheating, diving shithouse of a player. but who gives a shit if he's our player? we cheered on barton - even bowyer ffs. i reckon we'd love him if he ended up here. 

I'd rather Leao or Paqueta and the fee will be similar.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13860]

Richarlison on the end of Trippier crosses would be thumbs up emoji. I presume he’s still quality in the air, every time I’ve watched him since Lampard came in, he’s been spending all his time rolling around on the deck

[Monkeys Fist 42379]

1 hour ago, Andrew said:

Joelintons a bit of an under rated shithouse, he'll fight absolutely anyone if you let him