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Southampton 1-2 Newcastle: Hasenhuttl frustrated by missed chances - BBC Sport

 

Whinging about us going down with cramp when players possibly weren't actually injured 😂 Coming from a team who got caught out pretending to be injured in multiple matches. What a fucking nonce. Apart from that he wasn't too bad, still a nonce though 😀

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24 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

Southampton 1-2 Newcastle: Hasenhuttl frustrated by missed chances - BBC Sport

 

Whinging about us going down with cramp when players possibly weren't actually injured 😂 Coming from a team who got caught out pretending to be injured in multiple matches. What a fucking nonce. Apart from that he wasn't too bad, still a nonce though 😀


He’s seething. Which is nice :lol: 

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6 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

A final little word for Dubravka too. Absolutely immense when called upon

Agreed, this was his best game in a while, he's not had the same confidence since returning from injury. It would have been a clean sheet here were it not for an unfortunate deflection off Burn for their goal.

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Incredible incredible stuff! You have to hand it to Howe and the team. Funny what a bit of positivity can do. We've all rightly had a go at many of these players but they've been transformed recently. WTF was Bruce doing to them exactly? 

 

Also love how hush the media is about this. We were supposed to be the richest club that ever went down. "Newcastle win again" squeezed in a little corner on the football page. It's a miraculous turn around you sour little pricks and if it was any other club you'd be wanking yourself silly over it. 

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22 minutes ago, Howay said:


 

The knight Ryder’s take on Hasen-gate

 

 

aaaand Mr Fuckknuckle trying to get involved in the fun. What a bellend. 

 

Edwards seriously man :lol: 

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4 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Mint how Big Ed isn’t front and centre in the team photos. You just know that if the likes of Pardew had thought of it, he’d be at the front, giving it Hulk Hogan

Whereas Bruce would be getting Alex to put in his Deliveroo order

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5 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:


That photo is a bit dodgy out of context

 Essembee has entered the chat.

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Still absolutely buzzing. :lol: 

 

As someone said last night, can’t imagine what I’ll be like WHEN we win something.

 

You have to wonder just how good we are going to be next season with another 4 or 5 quality players added to this squad and put through their paces by Howe. Top 6 wouldn’t surprise me.

 

Half of me is desperate to get something at Chelsea the other half feeling as though we should send out the reserve team and give these lads a week to recover for Everton.

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Don’t know if any of you techy guys can find it, but I’m sure when Bruno did a knee slide after his goal, Willock came into shot on his knees and promptly keeled over. :lol: 

 

Looked very funny at the time.

 

 

Found it :lol: 

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38 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Still absolutely buzzing. :lol: 

 

As someone said last night, can’t imagine what I’ll be like WHEN we win something.

 

You have to wonder just how good we are going to be next season with another 4 or 5 quality players added to this squad and put through their paces by Howe. Top 6 wouldn’t surprise me.

 

Half of me is desperate to get something at Chelsea the other half feeling as though we should send out the reserve team and give these lads a week to recover for Everton.

Do you think we’ll stay up though? #TeamBratwurst

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