Howe's Bruno Magic Hat's v Titanic Bitter Ralf Nee Transfer Crying Wankers

[wykikitoon 20113]

Another tough game coming up.  We managed to scrape a win v another south coast team at the weekend.  But, how many times over the last few years have we been 2 up when we shouldn't have been? How many times have we held on like that?  What a turn around.

 

I think we may see Howe shuffle a few bits around with so many games coming up.  I would love to see Bruno start and I think this could be it.  Would be even better if he could bang one in too LOLS.  I would be happy with a point from this game tbh and Southampton despite getting pumped by Steven Gerrards Aston Villa at the weekend have been playing well.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Good man 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Depending on results we could be 10th this time next week.  

 

if we are going to stay up, it’s games like this where we need to get some points.

 

Hopefully ASM is back. I think this is the right moment to give Shelvey a rest and try Bruno.

 

4-0 to us

[Dr Gloom 21912]

yup. bruno to start for me. 

 

a point would be a decent but would love all three, mainly to annoy their manager

[Monkeys Fist 42379]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

If we are going to stay up

 

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

4-0 to us

 

Team Piss-the-bed-whilst-eating-sausage. 

[trophyshy 7083]

Thanks for adding St Mary’s so I could work out who we’re playing.😅

[Craig 6682]

They'll still be licking their wounds from the Villa game - against a team we dominated a couple of weeks back. I fancy us to win this. 2-0 with Wood to finally get off the mark.

 

[Rosco 759]

If we can keep Ward-Prowse quiet we should win but Adam Armstrong who cant hit a barn door will be right up for it if involved

[Craig 6682]

1 minute ago, Rosco said:

If we can keep Ward-Prowse quiet we should win but Adam Armstrong who cant hit a barn door will be right up for it if involved

 

We just need to make sure we don't give away any freekicks within 200 miles of the goal.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Eddies Presser
 

https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/latest-videos/howe-pre-southampton-a-media-briefing-21-22/

Edited March 9, 2022 by Christmas Tree

[Ayatollah Hermione 13859]

Would gladly take a point but I have a horrific premonition of Fraudy Ralph, in his wank driving gloves, fist pumping away and talking about justice through a veil of tears in his post-match interview.

[Tom 14011]

Hope we win 9-0 tbh

[RobinRobin 11258]

Needs to be at least 10. 

[NJS 4377]

I see the cunt has made a comment about us replacing the whole team in January - I really hope we can bury them. 

[wykikitoon 20113]

7 minutes ago, NJS said:

I see the cunt has made a comment about us replacing the whole team in January - I really hope we can bury them. 

Yet he wasn't bothered Couthinio run rings around their team the other day

[Howay 12496]

He drew with the Steve Bruce coached version of Newcastle .
 

His argument makes fuck all sense regardless, but if he wants to go down the “it’s sooooo unfair” path is it not more unfair that his team would have got to have played us twice before January, whereas most others had one game before and one post? If any team could have complaint it would be Everton since they have to play us twice post January window. 

[ewerk 30554]

I assume that, as a man of impeccable principles, Ralf will be withdrawing Adams, Walker-Peters, Salisu, Smallbone, McCarthy and Livramento from his matchday squad as they were all unavailable for the original fixture.

[trophyshy 7083]

[Craig 6682]

1 hour ago, NJS said:

I see the cunt has made a comment about us replacing the whole team in January - I really hope we can bury them. 

 

Can someone point out the phantom 6 signings he believes to have joined us?

[wykikitoon 20113]

2 hours ago, ewerk said:

I assume that, as a man of impeccable principles, Ralf will be withdrawing Adams, Walker-Peters, Salisu, Smallbone, McCarthy and Livramento from his matchday squad as they were all unavailable for the original fixture.

[Ugly Mackems 133]

4 to 6 points off the run of away games will see us safe as houses. 

[Alex 35062]

As someone pointed out a while back when Hasenhüttl was whinging about it previously, maybe we should be allowed to play against them using the team we would have had if the PL hadn’t blocked the takeover for 18 months. 

[Gemmill 44805]

Don't give him his umlaut, Alex. The man does not deserve his umlaut. 

[Alex 35062]

Had to copy and paste the name tbh. The vowel happy cunt 

[Gemmill 44805]

I'm going double s and no umlaut. Fuck him.