Howe's Peace Loving Mags v Potter's Wand Waving Wankers

[Alex 35571]

Sit doon, if you love the Toon

[Asprilla 96]

14 minutes ago, Alex said:

 Decades ago 

I must have really upset you at some point. If so, I apologise.

[Asprilla 96]

Anyone got a clip of Howe bollocking Bruno?

[Howmanheyman 33828]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

How did he compare to Jeff Hendrick? 

He's tall. Very tall.

 

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

So which ones you 

 

 

It was in the old Turk's head, 'as you like it'?

 

20 minutes ago, Alex said:

Sit doon, if you love the Toon

Exactly what I shout when it happens.

[Christmas Tree 4821]

 

[ewerk 31195]

p.s. Where’s the new contract at, Mandy?

[Howay 12496]

 Apparently Howe gave them a bit of a bollocking after the game, what a difference it makes when it’s not enough to win a game. 

[wykikitoon 20712]

Did he tell them to pull wor sleeves up?

[Kid Dynamite 7169]

Mad stat. Our current points total and GD would have been enough to keep us up at the end of last season 

[Alex 35571]

8 hours ago, Asprilla said:

I must have really upset you at some point. If so, I apologise.

[Alex 35571]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Did he tell them to pull wor sleeves up?

Threatened to breathe something into them 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14047]

I’m wondering where Shelvey’s apologies for playing fucking shit were in the last 2 seasons tbh

[toonotl 3106]

That's a good response from Jonjo. It's always easier when you're winning but the change in the general attitude of the players is phenomenal. It's funny what happens to hyper competitive people when an authority figure comes in who is prepared to challenge them to be better and then go on and be the example to aspire to himself in practicing what he preaches. With Howe doing 12-hour days, day-on-day-on-day, how can the players possibly complain about what he's asking them to do each week?

 

It's almost like it really isn't rocket science. As Lance Armstrong used to say: 'The only secret is hard work.' The other, deeper, more effective & scientific "rocket science"-like secret was a enough performance enhancing drugs to make even the Cannibal flinch at his dinner, but the point remains: hard work gets results. And if it isn't: take PEDs and call the wife of anyone who tries to call you out 'a paranoid cunt'. Recipe for success!

[ohhh_yeah 2991]

 

 

 

[RobinRobin 11549]

15 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Hard getting up when you're sporting a secret stiffy. 

Surely no one would notice with CT 

[Christmas Tree 4821]

On 05/03/2022 at 17:55, wykikitoon said:

Now. I know people like the thread up quickly. But these titles need some beer to get the creative juices flowing. So patience. 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2991]

 

 

[Craig 6700]

 

[wykikitoon 20712]

Listening to True Faith poddy.  Someone said of brighton.  They were all fart and nee shit  

[Tom 14013]

 

 

 

[Alex 35571]

4 hours ago, Craig said:

 

End of another special relationship FTM 

[Alex 35571]

9 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

 

Bloke at 1:30 was the Tory candidate for North Tyneside mayor. His laddie used to play football with my laddie. He didn’t get much of a response when he asked if anyone wanted to help with the campaign  canny fella that aside 

[Tom 14013]

Well at least he missed the goals.

[Alex 35571]

Jack Colback  

[wykikitoon 20712]

When did we sign