Monkeys Fist 45715 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 On 19/03/2025 at 14:52, Craig said: For total authenticity can we have a tiny Alexis MacAllister looking in completely the wrong direction? Expand Howay Craig Pay attention 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50835 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 On 19/03/2025 at 14:26, Renton said: At least mine got the right city region and kept Dan's feet dry. Expand Holding the trophy like a waiter ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24101 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 On 19/03/2025 at 15:07, Gemmill said: Asking it to change the number on his shorts to 33 and remove the Fun88 logo is somehow a step too far for Gemini. Expand Nevertheless, we have a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45715 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Have any of these got nine fingers? If not, back to the drawing board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12119 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Quote Give me an image showing a giant statue of Dan Burn holding the league cup trophy over the mouth of the river blyth like the colossus of Rhodes. Please ensure accuracy in the football strip from this season's final, the squad number of 33, and make sure he only has 9 fingers. Please also have Alexis Mac Allister stood next to him, but make him his real height. Expand Gave me this: Instead of giving him 9 fingers they chopped his arm off at the elbow. That is Mac Allister in a toon strip, because of course it is. I gave up and asked for a christ the redeemer statue of Joelinton instead and got: Safe to say AI is shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45715 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 On 19/03/2025 at 15:55, Dazzler said: Gave me this: Instead of giving him 9 fingers they chopped his arm off at the elbow. That is Mac Allister in a toon strip, because of course it is. I gave up and asked for a christ the redeemer statue of Joelinton instead and got: Safe to say AI is shite. Expand You could save yourself a lot of time and just say ” Show me a small white question mark on a blue square” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23273 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 On 19/03/2025 at 15:14, Monkeys Fist said: Have any of these got nine fingers? If not, back to the chopping board. Expand FYP 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12119 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 19/03/2025 at 16:38, Monkeys Fist said: You could save yourself a lot of time and just say ” Show me a small white question mark on a blue square” Expand I blame the work IT. This was glorious. All of it. I’ve been ripped off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11681 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 08:32, Dazzler said: I blame the work IT. This was glorious. All of it. I’ve been ripped off. Expand There's a phrase us IT systems types would, 99 times out of 100, see put in the conclusion of incident reports, that phrase was "user error". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12119 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 08:54, Toonpack said: There's a phrase us IT systems types would, 99 times out of 100, see put in the conclusion of incident reports, that phrase was "user error". Expand Nah, our entire IT system went to shit yesterday afternoon and has continued into this morning. I blame the yank IT blokes who decided to undertake a massive project unannounced upon arrival. Not entirely sure how or what they’ve done but it’s 100% their fault. Typical American attitude, hoy a few bombs, destroy everything, scream freedom and fuck off. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45715 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 09:23, Dazzler said: Typical American attitude, hoy a few bombs, destroy everything, scream freedom and fuck off. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoHelpMeGod 30 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 I think for me he's now a club hero, if not he's well on his way to it for sure. Absolutely love the bloke and what he has done, got us out of the shit when he came in and it's been pretty much amazing ever since. Cannot wait to see what he does over the seasons to come, especially if we are able to spend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12624 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 09:23, Dazzler said: Nah, our entire IT system went to shit yesterday afternoon and has continued into this morning. I blame the yank IT blokes who decided to undertake a massive project unannounced upon arrival. Not entirely sure how or what they’ve done but it’s 100% their fault. Typical American attitude, hoy a few bombs, destroy everything, scream freedom and fuck off. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthAussieMag 78 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 11:24, SoHelpMeGod said: I think for me he's now a club hero, if not he's well on his way to it for sure. Absolutely love the bloke and what he has done, got us out of the shit when he came in and it's been pretty much amazing ever since. Cannot wait to see what he does over the seasons to come, especially if we are able to spend. Expand I don't think this is his final form. In the post match interview he was asked if he had deliberately played a completely different and ineffective system against Liverpool in the league to mask his actual intentions in the final. He confirmed this and said that even though he wanted to win, he deliberately muddied the waters. This got me wondering if he deliberately played poor and conflicting tactics in the subsequent matches to really throw Slot off. It seems to have worked because the team absolutely played Liverpool off the park and they had absolutely no counter to anything the whole match. This tells me that not only is Eddie a master tactitian for individual matches alongside being a world class man manager and player developer, he is also a master campaign strategist. Leading up to the final with the performances I witnessed, I was feeling demoralised and thinking we were going to get creamed. I imagine that Liverpool thought they were going to stroll to victory. The mind games are real and this guy is a master at them. He's hard to read, stoic and a brilliant tactician. Emotion and agression however are important tactical tools and he weilds them through his number 1 Mad Dog Tindall. It's like the Picard, Riker dynamic where you have the stoic, smart, tactical leader with the brash, charismatic, enforcer first officer. Perfect yin and yang. I think that given support and funding, Howe can give Fergusson a run for his money in success. The guy is a football animal. He lives and breathes it. All he thinks about is the next match and he obsesses over every aspect. He watches losses on repeat to analyse where it went wrong, he refuses to take too much credit or kudos. He has shown that he can take pretty much any player no matter how mediocre and sculpt them like plasticine into a world beating top talent. Joelinton and Murphy being prime examples of his talent. He is amazing, along with his staff at finding transfer targets. Gordon, Isak, Livramento, Tonali.... There hasn't really been much in the way of junk signings. Compare that to other managers with a big budget. The majority of the time you see money spunked up against the wall on big names, rather than team players signed with good attitudes that can be moulded to fit the plan. I could keep waxing lyrical, but I think I've said enough. The guy is class and I definitely think this is just the beginning 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36990 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 12:37, SouthAussieMag said: It's like the Picard, Riker dynamic where you have the stoic, smart, tactical leader with the brash, charismatic, enforcer first officer. Perfect yin and yang. Expand "We need to win the cup at Wembley, Eddie." "Make it so, Durg of madness, make it so." "Some boy you, Edward, some fucking boy." 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoHelpMeGod 30 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 12:37, SouthAussieMag said: I don't think this is his final form. In the post match interview he was asked if he had deliberately played a completely different and ineffective system against Liverpool in the league to mask his actual intentions in the final. He confirmed this and said that even though he wanted to win, he deliberately muddied the waters. This got me wondering if he deliberately played poor and conflicting tactics in the subsequent matches to really throw Slot off. It seems to have worked because the team absolutely played Liverpool off the park and they had absolutely no counter to anything the whole match. This tells me that not only is Eddie a master tactitian for individual matches alongside being a world class man manager and player developer, he is also a master campaign strategist. Leading up to the final with the performances I witnessed, I was feeling demoralised and thinking we were going to get creamed. I imagine that Liverpool thought they were going to stroll to victory. The mind games are real and this guy is a master at them. He's hard to read, stoic and a brilliant tactician. Emotion and agression however are important tactical tools and he weilds them through his number 1 Mad Dog Tindall. It's like the Picard, Riker dynamic where you have the stoic, smart, tactical leader with the brash, charismatic, enforcer first officer. Perfect yin and yang. I think that given support and funding, Howe can give Fergusson a run for his money in success. The guy is a football animal. He lives and breathes it. All he thinks about is the next match and he obsesses over every aspect. He watches losses on repeat to analyse where it went wrong, he refuses to take too much credit or kudos. He has shown that he can take pretty much any player no matter how mediocre and sculpt them like plasticine into a world beating top talent. Joelinton and Murphy being prime examples of his talent. He is amazing, along with his staff at finding transfer targets. Gordon, Isak, Livramento, Tonali.... There hasn't really been much in the way of junk signings. Compare that to other managers with a big budget. The majority of the time you see money spunked up against the wall on big names, rather than team players signed with good attitudes that can be moulded to fit the plan. I could keep waxing lyrical, but I think I've said enough. The guy is class and I definitely think this is just the beginning Expand I am willing to go to war for Edward John Frank Howe. Fucking hero, fully believe the guy could win the lot for us. Top tier post mate 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12119 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 12:54, SoHelpMeGod said: I am willing to go to war for Edward John Frank Howe. Fucking hero, fully believe the guy could win the lot for us. Top tier post mate Expand 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobinRobin 12624 Posted Friday at 02:26 Share Posted Friday at 02:26 On 20/03/2025 at 12:37, SouthAussieMag said: I don't think this is his final form. In the post match interview he was asked if he had deliberately played a completely different and ineffective system against Liverpool in the league to mask his actual intentions in the final. He confirmed this and said that even though he wanted to win, he deliberately muddied the waters. This got me wondering if he deliberately played poor and conflicting tactics in the subsequent matches to really throw Slot off. It seems to have worked because the team absolutely played Liverpool off the park and they had absolutely no counter to anything the whole match. This tells me that not only is Eddie a master tactitian for individual matches alongside being a world class man manager and player developer, he is also a master campaign strategist. Leading up to the final with the performances I witnessed, I was feeling demoralised and thinking we were going to get creamed. I imagine that Liverpool thought they were going to stroll to victory. The mind games are real and this guy is a master at them. He's hard to read, stoic and a brilliant tactician. Emotion and agression however are important tactical tools and he weilds them through his number 1 Mad Dog Tindall. It's like the Picard, Riker dynamic where you have the stoic, smart, tactical leader with the brash, charismatic, enforcer first officer. Perfect yin and yang. I think that given support and funding, Howe can give Fergusson a run for his money in success. The guy is a football animal. He lives and breathes it. All he thinks about is the next match and he obsesses over every aspect. He watches losses on repeat to analyse where it went wrong, he refuses to take too much credit or kudos. He has shown that he can take pretty much any player no matter how mediocre and sculpt them like plasticine into a world beating top talent. Joelinton and Murphy being prime examples of his talent. He is amazing, along with his staff at finding transfer targets. Gordon, Isak, Livramento, Tonali.... There hasn't really been much in the way of junk signings. Compare that to other managers with a big budget. The majority of the time you see money spunked up against the wall on big names, rather than team players signed with good attitudes that can be moulded to fit the plan. I could keep waxing lyrical, but I think I've said enough. The guy is class and I definitely think this is just the beginning Expand Getting Gordon to get himself sent off was possibly taking it too far, though. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2378 Posted Friday at 04:43 Share Posted Friday at 04:43 On 21/03/2025 at 02:26, RobinRobin said: Getting Gordon to get himself sent off was possibly taking it too far, though. Expand We all wondered why the fuck we signed Harvey Barnes and now we know.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthAussieMag 78 Posted Friday at 08:20 Share Posted Friday at 08:20 On 21/03/2025 at 02:26, RobinRobin said: Getting Gordon to get himself sent off was possibly taking it too far, though. Expand No one's perfect. Even the best generals make mistakes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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