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yes that’s the dichotomy of trying to manoeuvre in the quote unquote transfer market against the backdrop of the current zeitgeist and the powers that be that’s clearly not fit for purpose in the current ecosystem etc etc….

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8 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Time to bump the proper thread up :D

 

 

 

 

I made the mistake of clicking into the comments. The first one:

 

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1 hour ago, ewerk said:

 

I made the mistake of clicking into the comments. The first one:

 

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Tbf when I’ve thought about the slimy six clubs he could end up at it has always been Chelsea I’ve thought would be the most likely, because spurs are utter dog shit. I don’t think he’d ever want it like, it’s as big a clown car as ‘United’ and there is every chance he takes us up to the ‘elite’ level anyway.

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3 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

I made the mistake of clicking into the comments. The first one:

 

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tremendous btw 

 

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20 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Where's his fucking statue?


Not sure….what I’d definitely like to see is a 30 foot effigy of Dan Burn astride the mouth of the Port of Blyth like a giant Anglo Saxon Collosus of Rhodes with his one hand reaching up to the heavens, garlanded with the League Cup trophy grasped firmly in his mitt as per Sunday at Wembley.  Maybe  @Renton  should get weaving on a mock up his AI gizmo so we can present the idea to the authorities?... Here’s some pics to get you going :) 

 

 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:


Not sure….what I’d definitely like to see is a 30 foot effigy of Dan Burn astride the mouth of the Port of Blyth like a giant Anglo Saxon Collosus of Rhodes with his one hand reaching up to the heavens, garlanded with the League Cup trophy grasped firmly in his mitt as per Sunday at Wembley.  Maybe  @Renton  should get weaving on a mock up his AI gizmo so we can present the idea to the authorities?... Here’s some pics to get you going :) 

 

 

 

 

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Nacht, tried, couldn't get an image to pass my quality control. It couldn't get either Blyth or Burn remotely correct, sorry. 

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5 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Nacht, tried, couldn't get an image to pass my quality control. It couldn't get either Blyth or Burn remotely correct, sorry. 


Well AI is plainly NOT the future of the human race then :huff: 

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On a similar note, I reckon we should hold off on the Eddie statue until his time with us is done and then get a statue of liberty sized one at the mouth of the Tyne. (Visible from Roker beach).

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This is the best Google Gemini could manage. Dickhead wouldn't remove the logo and I'm pretty sure that's Teesside. Maybe he swims about.

 

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3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

On a similar note, I reckon we should hold off on the Eddie statue until his time with us is done and then get a statue of liberty sized one at the mouth of the Tyne. (Visible from Roker beach).

His time will never be done with us. By then AI will have perfected cloning and/or reanimation and Howe will live on forever.

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1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

His time will never be done with us. By then AI will have perfected cloning and/or reanimation and Howe will live on forever.

 

Ok, we'll do it when he's knighted then.

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

This is the best Google Gemini could manage. Dickhead wouldn't remove the logo and I'm pretty sure that's Teesside. Maybe he swims about.

 

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At least mine got the right city region and kept Dan's feet dry. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

This is the best Google Gemini could manage. Dickhead wouldn't remove the logo and I'm pretty sure that's Teesside. Maybe he swims about.

 

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A colossal bronze statue of Dan Burn standing astride the mouth of the River Blyth, reminiscent of the Colossus of Rhodes. He holds the League Cup high above his head with both hands, his face showing triumphant pride. The river flows beneath his massive legs, with boats passing through. The coastal landscape surrounds the scene, with sunlight glinting off the trophy and the statue's bronze surface. The sky is clear, adding grandeur to the monumental tribute.

 

Perfect this IMO

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7 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

On a similar note, I reckon we should hold off on the Eddie statue until his time with us is done and then get a statue of liberty sized one at the mouth of the Tyne. (Visible from Roker beach).

That's the place for a Rhodes type one (with the outdated spanning concept).. 

 

The colliective anger of a foot in "County Durham" would power the country for decades. 

 

#imagine. 

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1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

At least mine got the right city region and kept Dan's feet dry. 

 

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I put Port of Blyth in as per the brief! Fucking cheating bastard. 

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Perfect if David Hasselhoff had scored the opening goal. :lol:

 

It gets worse with each additional prompt tbh :lol:

 

A colossal bronze statue of Dan Burn, resembling the Newcastle United footballer, standing with each foot firmly planted on the ends of two piers at the mouth of the River Blyth, reminiscent of the Colossus of Rhodes. He holds the League Cup high above his head with both hands, his face showing triumphant pride, bearing the likeness of Dan Burn. The river flows beneath him, with boats passing through. The coastal landscape surrounds the scene, with sunlight glinting off the trophy and the statue's bronze surface. The sky is clear, adding grandeur to the monumental tribute.

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57 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:


Not sure….what I’d definitely like to see is a 30 foot effigy of Dan Burn astride the mouth of the Port of Blyth like a giant Anglo Saxon Collosus of Rhodes with his one hand reaching up to the heavens, garlanded with the League Cup trophy grasped firmly in his mitt as per Sunday at Wembley.  Maybe  @Renton  should get weaving on a mock up his AI gizmo so we can present the idea to the authorities?... Here’s some pics to get you going :) 

 

 

 

 

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For total authenticity can we have a tiny Alexis MacAllister looking in completely the wrong direction?

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20 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I put Port of Blyth in as per the brief! Fucking cheating bastard. 

 

So did I!

 

21 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

It gets worse with each additional prompt tbh :lol:

 

A colossal bronze statue of Dan Burn, resembling the Newcastle United footballer, standing with each foot firmly planted on the ends of two piers at the mouth of the River Blyth, reminiscent of the Colossus of Rhodes. He holds the League Cup high above his head with both hands, his face showing triumphant pride, bearing the likeness of Dan Burn. The river flows beneath him, with boats passing through. The coastal landscape surrounds the scene, with sunlight glinting off the trophy and the statue's bronze surface. The sky is clear, adding grandeur to the monumental tribute.

 

 

Feeding in that prompt. Fucking shite, I like the hybrid high level-Tyne bridge though.

 

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