Howe's Pressing panzers v Steeeeeevie Geeeeeee's Beige Boring Bastards

[Howay 12496]

It’s funny how every team we play recently is having an off day, or they need to do better etc when the game is discussed. No credit to our side then? Definitely all just due to the opposition side being poor isn’t it? 

[wykikitoon 20711]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

Villa should be down to 10 men. Luiz stamped on Manquillo's foot in the box and VAR ignores it because, well Gerrard

 

FYP

[Gemmill 46014]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

 

If it was a bad sprain he'd not have gone on, but must be a sprain, no ligament damage and a week or two out in my medical opinion.

 

Thanks for the update, Dr Shipman. 

[Gemmill 46014]

These fucking cockends have just spent an entire segment explaining why Trippier's free kick should never have gone in.

 

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Not putting pressure on them until they’re well into our half was my only concern.

[OTF 7485]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Thanks for the update, Dr Shipman. 

 

To be fair I did say I think he'll pull through.

[toonotl 3105]

I especially hope we go on with it in the second half and thump these pricks. Their ‘sob on the Tyne’ shit they go on with is embarrassing. It’s like their biggest claim to fame in the past 15 years was bearing first hand witness to one of our relegations. They’re pathetic losers who deserve to have their team get filled up 5-0. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Just now, Gemmill said:

These fucking cockends have just spent an entire segment explaining why Trippier's free kick should never have gone in.

 

 

 

You could do that with every goal.Aye,but we know nowt because the pundits are ex-professionals so we need them to explain what we’ve just witnessed,and understood

[wykikitoon 20711]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

I especially hope we go on with it in the second half and thump these pricks. Their ‘sob on the Tyne’ shit they go on with is embarrassing. It’s like their biggest claim to fame in the past 15 years was bearing first hand witness to one of our relegations. They’re pathetic losers who deserve to have their team get filled up 5-0. 

Aye

 

A 1-0 will do me as long as we beat them. Gerrard getting jizzed on for having a couple of decent results. 

[OTF 7485]

Doesn't look good with Trippier playing it out.

[ewerk 31195]

Fuck. Trippier off.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

One international off,and replaced by another.

[toonotl 3105]

Oh shit. This is really not good. But I’ll reserve judgment until we hear from OTF. 😜

[wykikitoon 20711]

Fuck 

[Gemmill 46014]

Armband off. Fuck. All the more important to see this out if he's gonna be missing for a bit. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Willock asleep

[OTF 7485]

Trippier off for Krafth. It's like attaching one of those temporary space saver wheels for a flat.

[Dr Gloom 22142]

The most important player off. It seems to have sucked the atmosphere out of the ground 

 

[toonotl 3105]

With only one sub left it’s likely we will have to wait a lot longer to see Bruno. If we see him at all. 

[Kid Dynamite 7168]

Get Bruno on in 10. Lift the crowd again 

[Gemmill 46014]

Olly Notkins. 

[ewerk 31195]

Just now, toonotl said:

With only one sub left it’s likely we will have to wait a lot longer to see Bruno. If we see him at all. 

Particularly with ASM looking fucked.

[wykikitoon 20711]

Dont think he will put Bruno on now unless forced. 

[OTF 7485]

Must be half a dozen times that Cash has received the ball in acres of space in the cirner of the box. That was the closest he's come to creating anything from it, but where is the defensive help from ASM?

[Gemmill 46014]

I can't tell when ASM is genuinely hurt or just being a little cunt. He develops arthritis in his hip every time something doesn't go perfectly for him.